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Okay! The Real seventh chapter is coming! So far we got Demon Hunter Trisha, Wizard Aradia, and Tsunade in the harem. May be a bit preemptive, but I believe Kushina will make it in as well. Unless, you know, we suddenly get a bunch of peeps who don't like incest. I don't think that's gonna happen though, cause all my cute little readers are a bunch of pervs, right? 3
Now, a new issue to bring up. This issue of the harem. I know I said the limit will be five, but it's being filled up mighty fast. So! Here's my conundrum. Should I expand it a bit? Or should I implement a system of 'concubines' of sorts?
Also! Something was brought to my attention. It seems that some of you may be beginning to think that things are going to follow canon to an almost plagiaristic level. It won't. This means no capture Tora missions, though Tora will still be a part of the story, team 7 will not go on the Wave mission, the Chunin Exams will be different, and it's still a ways away. Also, the infamous snake hickey. I… Got plans for that.
Sorry for last chapter, and for a basic exact repost of its beginning info. Apparently I got so tired last night I turned into an asshole to my faithful readers. Last chapter, minus the part with Orochimaru cause reading it again I actually think it could be good plot, will have absolutely no hold on my story's world. Again, I apologize, and I'm now going to say that that whole chapter, again minus the Orochimaru part, will be simple filler. If you want me to section it off from the real story entirely, just let me know, I'll take it down and post it as a crackfic oneshot. … Might do that anyway, actually. Yeah, that's what I'll do. Once more, I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience, and any faith y'all may have lost in me.
Without further waiting, here's the Real seventh chapter, and just to help myself along, I think I'll start it off with an edited version of the Orochimaru section of the 'blunder chapter'.
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Deep in the land of Rice, while the teams were being formed and taking their real Genin tests, something sinister was happening that would soon have far reaching repercussions…
In a dark room lit only by a couple candles, none other than Orochimaru of the Sannin was currently having a very important meeting with a small group of strange individuals. He had found them trying to hide in one of his minor hideouts, and quickly rounded them up while avoiding doing them any undue harm. Not that they weren't harmed, of course, they were found inside one of his lairs. But, they interested him, so he allowed them to live.
Currently the 'demons', as they had called themselves, were being contained in large crystals with only their heads free. His subordinate Guren was beside him, kneeling with her head down, maintaining the technique and making it impossible for the creatures to escape, tightening the crystal around their bodies whenever they would try.
"So, you say you were created from the bodies of dead bandits, and the energies of beings called the Great Evils? My my, such an… Interesting story. I can't say I find myself doubting you… But I don't believe you either. However, this provides me with a very nice opportunity… You say you can create more of your kind, given time?"
The lead bound demon nodded, as much as it could anyway, fearful of the man before him. If they didn't know for a fact that their lords were inside the boy who had created them, they would say for certain that this man was one of the Lesser Evils, at least. He was simply that corrupt.
"Interesting… Heh… Very well. I shall grant you the resources needed to perform this 'ritual', but in return… you work for me now. And eventually, I shall give you more power. But be warned, if you try to betray me, and I do mean try, I will make you wish you I would simply kill you. Do I make myself perfectly clear?"
"Y-Yes. We understand, Lord Orochimaru…"
Snapping his fingers, Guren released her technique, the crystal containing the eight creatures shattering. The grotesque, spike covered demons kneeled immediately, Orochimaru giving a sick grin, chuckling softly. "I'll have the bodies prepared. Guren here will show you to the area you will be using. I expect there to be no trouble from you lot, otherwise I'll simply find out how to replicate you myself. I assure you, you won't like that one bit.~"
The demons nodded and stood once more, following Guren as she left, Orochimaru going another way, towards where he kept his captives.
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Demonic chanting filled the candle lit room, body parts strewn about, a large bloody circle with demonic writing within it drawn onto the floor. In human blood.
Within the circle, several battered people were bound on the floor, screaming as furious red energy was pumped into their bodies through several beams of said energy. A dark vortex was spreading from the middle of the circle, engulfing the humans, distorting their screams, twisting their bodies, perverting them into something else.
In explosions of blood and gore, where ten humans had once been, ten new demons now rose from the dark vortex.
Up on a balcony, Orochimaru was watching this all happen with a dark, twisted glee. This was going better than he had expected, and he now had ten new 'demons' with which to run tests. First he would see if any could survive his Curse Seal, and if that proved successful, he would try for the level two version.
Perhaps with a little study and experimentation, it might be possible for him to take it even further than that. Yes... the Curse Seal was quite overdue for an upgrade. It was about time for level three to be born~.
First however, he would move this group to a larger base, one with more prisoners within. It was high time this world gave form to its various demons, only then could he get started on upgrading his Curse Seal.
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Back in Konoha, we find Naruto in the Hokage's office, his mother once more snoozing on the couch in the room. Standing in front of the desk were Trisha and Eluvia, and beside them were Makar, Vortik, and Nuin. Naruto had just been informed that Valka was in the village as well, but she was currently on a date with a man known as Might Guy.
"And no one knows where Aradia is, right?"
Vortik spoke up at this, drawing attention to himself, "She met up with Nuin and I about a month ago, but only for a few days. That was in the so called Lightning Country, near where we first met you, but we haven't seen her since. For all we know she could still be there, or she could be anywhere else, we don't have a way of knowing."
Humming, Naruto nodded and crossed his arms, before shrugging and folding them behind his head after a minute. "Well, I'm sure she's fine, wherever she is. She's a strong lady after all. Anyway, how are you guys liking this place so far? I know I'm enjoying myself, and it looks like my kaa-chan is too. What have you guys been doing?"
Makar spoke up next, his arms crossed over his chest, "Me and Valka arrived in this land two months ago. We've been visiting the towns we have come across and taking down bandits, passing the time that way till we got here a little over a month ago. We've had a few fun fights since then, Valka obviously met someone, and I myself have been spending time with a friend I made. A man by the name of Akamichi Choza. The man makes a fine steak."
Nodding and grinning, Naruto laughed a little, "Yeah, I hear the Akamichi clan are a bunch of food buffs. How about you two?" He asked then, turning his gaze to Nuin and Vortik, the former answering his question.
"Vortik and I got here just last week. We stopped by a place known as the Fire Temple first, however, and spent a few days with the monks there. It was a great learning experience, and we were taught much by the men there. We have been thinking of starting our own temple, to teach people our ways, and the teachings of Itar."
Impressed, Naruto turned next to Trisha and Eluvia, both of whom simply raised their eyebrows. "Do not look at us young man. We have been searching for you since you left us yesterday. It was only recently that we were brought here by your villages 'ANBU'."
Shrugging again, Naruto hummed and turned to the Hokage next, "So Hokage-sama, is there anything else you needed me for? It's nice to know my friends are here, but the ANBU that went to get me made it seem like there was something urgent like. Whatcha got for me?"
Clearing his throat, Hiruzen gave a small nod, "Yes, there is something important that I called you here for. It's not terribly urgent, but it is quite important. There is a girl from a certain clan that I would like you to meet, someone I'd like you to help if you could. Your godfathers reports have told me you are quite powerful, and Kakashi's test has only helped prove it, adding to that your title of Sage and certain… Abilities, you have…"
Steeping his fingers and placing his elbows on his desk, Hiruzen gave Naruto a hard stare. "The Kurama clan has requested your mothers help. However, she has denied them, so they now seek to request your aid. They wish you to perform a sealing, but I want you to do something else. I want you to meet with them of course, but I want you to help the girl they wish sealed, help her with her powers."
"Um, how am I supposed to do that? What kind of powers are we talking here?"
"Why, illusions so powerful they force the brain to physically reflect whatever happens within the Genjutsu, Naruto."
Eyes widening, Naruto gulped, licking his suddenly dry lips. "And… Who am I supposed to be helping?"
"The girl they wish you to seal, but I wish you to help, is named Kurama Yakumo, and she has a very special power among her clan. The very power you were just informed of. That power is thankfully not one inherited by every member of the clan, it's the kekkei genkai of the main branch you see, but she is the last of said branch. Something happened that killed her parents, a fire, making her the last of the main branch. Basically, this makes her the heiress of the clan."
Shaking his head, Naruto put on his serious face, taking a small step forward, "I'll help, just tell me what I can do." He told, pumping a fist confidently, still being serious.
"I need you to use the skills you have, and help Yakumo-chan confront her Ido, defeat it, and help her control her power. I ask that you save using a seal as a last resort. She already has one such seal on her, and it's not working as planned, so in light of that, I feel having the girl confront her demons, as it were, is the best option. Be wary however, the Ido will not go quietly, and will fight like a demon to be rid of you, and the girl too. For only by being rid of Yakumo will the Ido gain full control of the girl's body. Should such a thing happen… Death, is the only option."
Perking up at this, Trisha turned to face the Hokage, putting a hand on the desk, "Excuse me. You mentioned it would fight like a demon? Could that possibly imply that this 'Ido' is some form of demon?"
Raising an eyebrow, Hiruzen thought about that question for a few moments, placing a hand on his chin and stroking his beard slowly. "Yes, I suppose you could call the Ido a demon of sorts. Why do you ask?"
Giving a small smirk, Trisha lightly slapped the desk, "I wish to accompany Naruto on this little mission sir. I am a Demon Hunter, one with considerably more experience than young Naruto here. I could be a great asset in this endeavor, and I dare say I could teach the girl my peoples ways. She could become a fine weapon against demon kind."
Humming, Hiruzen looked thoughtful upon hearing this, though he did feel a bit uneasy upon hearing the word weapon used in association with a person. Usually such a thing had… poor implications.
"Very well, I will allow this, as I'm sure the Kurama clan shall, though I must warn you both. Let no harm come to the girl during the confrontation with the Ido, for to allow such to happen could prove disastrous, Kami forbid the girl die during the confrontation."
Stepping back to stand next to Naruto, both he and Trisha saluted, and Hiruzen smiled softly. "Very well! Uzumaki Naruto, Trisha-san, I assign this mission to you two. Naruto, I know your team doesn't begin missions till tomorrow, so I apologize for giving you one in advance. You will still receive pay for this mission, and it will be placed in your records, though for security reasons we can only label it as an anonymous, village bound C-rank."
Waving the old man off, Naruto smiled before giving a thumbs up. "Don't worry about it! Me n' Trisha will have this taken care of lickity split Dattebayo!"
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Traveling through the trees on a path leading to the Kurama clan main branch compound, Naruto and Trisha had their armor and weapons fully fixed on their bodies, and it seemed a little cleaner than usual. They were meeting with one of the clans of Konoha, apparently a clan of Genjutsu users as well. Jiraiya always told Naruto those kind of folks were kinda stuffy, so barring wearing fancy clothes, they just cleaned up their armor.
In Naruto's hand was a small pouch of sealing supplies, to give the illusion that he was actually going to seal the girl they wanted him to seal up. Under the guise of going in for such a thing, they planned to somehow bring out the girls Ido, kill it or something, and help the girl recover a bit.
As they began to see a large manor in the background, they were stopped by a small group of people landing in front of them. "Halt! Are one of you the Uzumaki?"
Naruto stepped forward, lifting the pouch of sealing supplies, "That would be me, Uzumaki Naruto. I hear you're in need of a seal?"
Giving a sigh of relief, one man stepped forward. "I am Kurama Unkai. I am the target in question's uncle. Please, you must seal up my nieces kekkei genkai, for her own good as well as our own. We fear we cannot contain the beast much longer, let alone information about it and any incidents it's caused. I have one bit of advice for you before you go in, if you wish to hear it."
Nodding, Naruto listened carefully, since any advice could prove useful in dealing with the girl and her Ido once he was inside. "When you see the girl, if she is not hostile, you must under no circumstance tell her anything about the Sandaime Hokage, the girl believes the fire that killed her parents was ordered by the Sandaime, you see. She… doesn't seem to remember what really happened…""
"And what really happened? I'm to understand this ninja world of yours is filled with shadows and lies. Did the Hokage order the fire?"
The entirety of the group before the two looked affronted, before Unkai calmed himself and then his clansmen. "No, the Sandaime did not order the fire. The cause of the fire… was Yakumo herself. It was a Genjutsu she painted, while under the control of that Damn Ido!"
This shocked the two. They were not informed that the beast they had come to secretly hunt had any control over the girl. That seal the girl had already must have really sucked or something.
"I… Try not the blame my niece, but… It's hard not to when the beast within uses her body for such evil deeds…! Please, you must seal away her power, for her own good."
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Entering the building without alerting the person inside was surprisingly easy, though when they were actually in, they immediately sensed that something was… Wrong, with the place. It was too quiet, and felt as if no one at all lived within, the only proof that someone did in fact live there being a few empty food containers and disturbances in the dust that seemed to have settled over the interior.
However there was something else within the house as well, Trisha practically smelling it. Malicious intent filled the place, and Naruto himself smelled something too, or more, someone.
There was someone else here, that was not supposed to be.
Looking at each other, Naruto and Trisha nodded and split up, the former calling forth a large black spider, the latter calling forth a pitch black wolf. Naruto chose to move up a set of stairs, while Trisha opted to stay downstairs, make sure everything was clear before moving up to help Naruto.
With Naruto, he followed his nose, moving a little faster as the smell of two people close together reached him, the scents stronger than downstairs. Such a thing could only mean he was going the right way, and he didn't have Trisha to help him, as calling for her would alert the people he was moving towards, and inversely going back for the woman could prove detrimental. Whatever that second person was doing here couldn't be good.
Gulping and motioning his familiar to stop before it could enter the room he was approaching, Naruto took a deep breath, focusing his hearing and pressing flush against the wall. Slowly, he approached the door at the end of the hallway he was following, no other doors besides that one, though there were several very disturbing paintings of a dark haired woman with wine red eyes…
And only one painting he had to fight himself not to take down and keep for himself. Fucking perverted painter, man…
Stupid Ero-sennin and his stupid tentacle fetish trying to rub off on him…
Getting himself back on track, Naruto leaned his head forward just enough to look into the room, the door luckily enough for him being open just a bit for him to do so. What he saw made his eyes widen though, for within the room, bound to the wall by tentacles of all things, was the dark haired woman from the paintings on the walls in the hallway he was in.
She was giving a very stern look towards a girl simply sitting and painting something, and every few moments her fingers would twitch and her chakra would flare just slightly, but it was obvious to Naruto that she was running low on that resource.
Examining the girl who was painting, Naruto could only assume that this was Yakumo, and that anything these two were doing couldn't be very good. However, it was also quite apparent that at the very least, the woman bound to the wall was one, not there of her own free will, and therefore two, not working with the girl with the scary kekkei genkai.
Taking this into account, Naruto tried to catch the eyes of the woman, but failed as she seemed too focused on the painter. Though, now that he thought about it, why was she just sitting there painting?
Sending his spider back a little more, Naruto left the doorway and calmed himself with a few deep breaths. He had to focus, he had to think. Why would the girl just be painting? Then he remembered the paintings on the walls out in this hallway, more specifically the ones which featured the woman he'd seen bound to the girls wall.
The darker ones were on one side, and those that didn't seem to be too graphic, sans a tentacle porn looking one, were on the other side. Blinking and turning to look back into the doorway, Naruto was met with the stern glare of the girl who'd been painting not a few moments ago.
His first reaction sent his fist flying into the girls face. Hard.
"Ugh! What the hell!?"
"Ah! Sorry! Sorry!"
Stepping into the room, against his better judgment, Naruto helped the girl up and dusted her off. Of course, while he did this he got a better look at the now shocked woman who was bound to the wall. Besides now sporting a new tentacle, this one crudely stuffed into her mouth, he was able to spot signs of damage done to her, able to faintly smell blood over the smell of canvas and paint in the room.
Therefore, while he was dusting her down, he placed a repulsion seal on the girl, his theory only confirmed that she somehow used her paintings to bring about the effects of her Genjutsu. Now all he needed to do was put a similar seal on the girls painting tools.
"So! Sorry for breaking in like this, but you see, there's a very good explanation for this…"
"And that is?! What possible reason could be good enough to break into someone's house, on clan grounds by the way, and punch the owner in the face!?"
"Uh… House… Keeping?"
Even the bound woman gave him an incredulous look for that excuse.
"Well leave! Go right now, forget what you're seeing, and I'll forget I even saw you here!"
Sighing, Naruto rubbed the back of his head, before shaking his head in the negative. "Sorry, can't do that. You see, I need to clean, I've been paid a lot of money to clean. And, as a special gift, I think I'll start with, say, these very messy painting tools? I've done a little painting myself, so I know how troublesome it is when your brushes get all dirty, and colors start blending together sloppily."
Bullshitting out his ass with his excuse, Naruto approached the girls painting station, grabbing up the cup with the brushes the girl used, going through them and quickly, discreetly even, placing repulsion seals on them that would react to the one he'd placed on the girl. He even picked up the one that the girl seemed to have been using before he'd been discovered, placing a seal on it before the girl, now angry, rushed him.
"Put those down!"
The girls eyes widened as, the moment she got within range of the strange intruder, all her brushes seemed to jump from his hands, away from her. "What did you do!?" She growled angrily at him, glaring at him as well, beginning to tremble with quickly building rage. Who was this idiot? Who was he to mess with her carefully laid plans, with the plan she had been going through with that very moment, before he'd interrupted?
"Oh, well would you look at that? Wow, you must treat those poor brushes really poorly for them to react like that."
"You think this is funny?! You intrude on my home, interrupt my work, Punch me in the Face!"
"You're right. I'm at fault here, and I'm sorry. Except I'm not. This woman obviously isn't here by choice, you know, unless she has some kind of weird tentacle fetish like my godfather, and a thing for younger ladies who have the power to make such things a reality. If that's the case just tell me right now and I'll leave, I won't even report this."
Instantly the woman on the wall began to struggle, seeing a hopeful way out, even if the chances were slim. The boy had done something to keep the girl away from her brushes, and without them Yakumo couldn't utilize more Genjutsu. The girl was physically weak, and this boy was obviously a ninja, so he could perhaps get her out of here. Though hopefully he wouldn't be too hard on the girl, it wasn't really her fault… It was hers…
"I'm… Going… To slaughter you!" The girls voice changed as she got angrier, before the room rippled, making Naruto's eyes widen. With the sound of breaking glass, the room changed, and so did the girl he'd been bantering with. Her clothes stayed the same, but her hair darkened and became brown, and her skin turned grey, ears elongating and becoming quite large, sticking out like some kind of demonic elf. She even had fangs, big ones.
"So… You must be the Ido. Pleasure meeting you, but I'm afraid you're going to have to go away, you see, I've been sent to be rid of you, and I dare say I'm one of the best for the job."
"Ahahah, so cocky, but… I can smell it. You claim to be here to be rid of me, to be one of the 'best for the job'… I think I get it. After all, doesn't it take a demon to defeat a demon?~"
Naruto froze at that, before he glared at the creature controlling the girl, using her powers in a way that totally wasn't painting. "That's some nose you got there…"
"Heheh, it's not so hard… the stench lingers on you so powerfully I'm sure even my weaker self could smell it. It's so… Enticing~."
Taking a step forward, the Ido smiled cruelly as Naruto took a step back, glaring at her.
"Oooh, this is great! What a perfect opportunity for me, untold power, just within my reach! I think I'll get a sample of it first, though… Eheheh, are you ready to meet your demons, boy?"
Before Naruto could do so much as move to rush the Ido, said being threw its hands up, and Naruto let out a scream that made the woman now fully bound by tentacles cringe. If she hadn't been set upon by the lewd things once this illusionary world was created, she would have liked to help the boy who'd come to help her… But as it was, it was all she could do to protect her mind from the perverse, tainted pleasures the illusionary tentacles were forcing upon her.
Instead, she was forced to watch as a furious red glow began to emanate from the red haired boy, before a beam of it shot out towards the Ido. Struck in the chest, the creature began to practically cry out in a strange mix of ecstasy and pain as the energy was sucked into it. Slowly, the form of a large black stone was formed in front of the redheaded boy, becoming a conduit for the energy.
"Nnngh! N-No! You don't know what you're doing!"
"Ahahaha! I know exactly what I'm doing! This power! This delicious power! It's so lonely, so unused… I'll take it all! Guh… W-what?! No! What's happening!? Urgh! I-It's too much! Too much!"
The quick turn the Ido took while absorbing the power almost made Naruto grin at how right he was. He would have too, if the reality of the situation wasn't so terrifying.
Biting his bottom lip till he drew blood, Naruto forced the Black Soulstone's effigy back into his body, cutting off the power transfer now that the Ido wasn't actively trying to pull it out. However it was too late, and the stupid creatures form began to change, shift, and become large and sickly with the power she had sucked up from Naruto.
Strangely enough, Naruto could hear cries out outrage once he stopped the transfer, emanating from… Within the Black Soulstone.
Shaking his head, Naruto jumped as he felt a hand on his shoulder, turning quickly to see the woman from before, unbound and giving him a thankful look. "Time is short, so I'll get introductions out of the way. My name is Yuuhi Kurenai, a Jonin. You can tell me who you are later, right now I plan to help you deal with this, but you'll need to tell me just what 'this' is."
Looking back, Naruto blanched and gulped as he saw the imposing form Yakumo's Ido had taken on. Standing at a large height, about fourteen to fifteen feet, four claw like appendages sticking from her back, furious red hair flowing in nonexistent wind, stood the imposing form of the Lesser Evil, Andariel.
"Just one word will be suffice to describe our current situation. … Fuck."
"I… Am free!"
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Yakushi Kabuto was just entering the gate into Konohagakure, officially coming back from a short leave to visit some friends in another village. That was not true. He was just getting back from seeing Orochimaru, his real master, the man he worked for, and he couldn't be more ecstatic at what he had gotten to see.
That energy Orochimaru's newest 'allies' produced was intoxicating, and already he was quite familiar with it. So it was quite a surprise for him, when several hours later, as he was quietly trolling through the woods near the Kurama compound, that he felt a similar energy being produced in larger quantities than what he had witnessed earlier. Though it was a little muted for some reason.
Pushing his glasses up on his nose, the lenses glinting ominously, Kabuto grinned as he made his move, slipping easily passed the sentries of the Kurama clan, moving up to the main house, where the feeling of the energy was strongest, and seemingly getting stronger. Currently it felt as if a tailed beast made of demonic energy was being created in the building.
Not a very strong one, perhaps the one tailed, but still, that was an exorbitant level of energy. However, by the time he reached the building, and the energy stopped growing, the feel of its level was that of a significantly more powerful tailed beast. If he had to guess, he'd say the two tails, bordering on the three. That alone was a scary thought, but the sheer feeling of Evil being produced, on par or even greater than Orochimaru's own sense of evil… That was truly scarier than its power level alone.
It was only too bad he couldn't interfere, as his cover was needed for a bit longer. But perhaps… Yes, perhaps he could somehow spin this to his favor. Or, Orochimaru's favor, that was.
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Within the building, Naruto gulped and he stared down Andariel, one of the Lesser Evil's told about in the original tome Jiraiya had brought for him. She looked pissed, and the sheer sense of dread now filling the illusionary world almost made him sick to his stomach. Almost as much as the screams of rage from in his head, courtesy of his tenants via the Black Soulstone, was giving him a headache. He wasn't afraid though, strangely enough.
Time seemed to slow down all of a sudden for Naruto, and he felt himself being pulled into his mindscape, though he wasn't in front of the Kyuubi… No… He was somewhere he'd never been before. A large room filled with darkness, a pale light coming from high above, and several large thrones surrounding him, bound within which were several beings with shadowed figures and glowing, menacing eyes. Each set of eyes was locked onto him, and he gulped.
None of the beings spoke, and Naruto was just fine with that if he were completely honest. He wasn't scared of them, but damn if they didn't cut imposing figures. Of course then he thought on why he wasn't scared of them. These were the fucking Evils!
Finally, one of the great beings did speak, the one known as Duriel, twin brother, as it were, of Andariel, the only Evil missing from this little menagerie. "Boy! Container for the cursed stone that holds us…! My sister cannot be allowed to roam free while I am stuck here to rot! If we must rot here, then I will never allow her to enjoy her freedom. All of us agree. In fact, we wish to… Help you."
Naruto took pleasure in the fact that it seemed to physically pain Duriel to say that. Of course, the Lord of Lies was here, so for all he knew it could be a trap.
"Oh yeah? And why should I accept your help? The Lord of Lies is right fucking there!" Naruto yelled, pointing out said Evil, who only scoffed, "For all I know, you could be just waiting for a chance to escape your damn self!"
Hearing a growl, Naruto whirled around to find the source, seeing it to be Baal, Lord of Destruction. "Tch, whatever that wretch did has managed to draw out our power. However, Andariel merely took the opportunity to escape before any of us could. Of course we want out! All the destruction I could be causing… A whole world to take over! That idiot is squandering this chance to escape and free us later to take care of you! I won't stand for it! This place is still seeing the effects of whatever that girl did. If you do not accept our help, I will personally force it upon you! I will not stand for that Andariel to reign free while we all rot here! I won't!"
Naruto sweatdropped, before licking his suddenly dry lips. "Okay, so apparently at least one of you really wants to 'help' me get Andariel back in here. Apparently this place is also still feeling the effects of what I'm going to start calling the 'reality Genjutsu' too. I take it that will make it easier for you guys to help, so… I'm not scared of you guys, you know… I have traits of several, if not all of you… Thanks to ol' selfish over there, I don't feel fear. In fact, thanks to fatso over there," Naruto taunted, pointing to Azmodan, "I'm pretty sure I'll be decorating my home a lot more opulently when I have time."
Ignoring the angered growl from Azmodan, Naruto gave a sigh. "I don't honestly want to know what else I got from you. In fact, I'm hoping putting Andariel back in here won't give me anything else, but since it's something we all want, just this once I will take your guys' help. Though, how am I supposed to do that exactly?"
Azmodan spoke up next, "Do not worry yourself about that. We will take care of it. All you need to do is focus our magic on Andariel, and we will work on pulling her back in here…"
Without even waiting for Naruto to respond, the Evils kicked the boy from their abode, the place they showed up in when they appeared all in the same place. Any other time they had their own personal areas within the boys mind. They were still bound, but the fiery, simulated hells they had weren't so bad if they were honest. Not that they would ever think of staying, not when there was so much corruption to go around.
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Naruto blinked and realized he was back out of his mind, no not like that, standing before Andariel. Though, at this point in time a smile worked its way onto his face, somewhat throwing the Lesser Evil off.
Without speaking, Naruto dashed forward, leaving behind a blue after image as he landed a palm strike on Andariel, having to jump so he didn't end up hitting her in the crotch. That was a low blow, even for him. Evil she may have been, Andariel was still a woman.
Almost immediately however, he spun and landed another palm strike to the Evil's belly, this one leaving a brightly glowing palm print as he was smacked away.
An explosion heralded a cry of pain from the demon, and Naruto grinned as Kurenai helped him up. "Kurenai-san, please focus on trying to break this Genjutsu place. If she finds out how to use the girls powers I think we're fucked even more!"
Getting a nod, Naruto turned back to the glaring Andariel as Kurenai began to focus herself, trying to break the Genjutsu covering the area.
Her and Naruto never noticed a presence at where the window of the room would be, watching the happenings going on within, somehow seeing past the Genjutsu at the battle raging inside it.
XxXxX
"Kagebunshin no Jutsu!"
In multiple puffs of smoke, five Naruto's appeared around the original, each rushing forward, three leaving behind blue after images. While his five clones distracted Andariel, Naruto plopped down and went still as death, concentrating so as to become one with nature.
As he was doing this, Andariel had taken out two of the clones already, using her poison nova to take them out, while the remaining three Naruto's dodged and ran around her, one throwing up a time slowing bubble around the Lesser Evil. Even slowed down a little though, the lady evil was still quite dangerous, and with another nova spell, one more clone got popped.
The last two Naruto clones glared at Andariel, before one threw his hands together and began shooting a beam of ice at the Evil possessed enemy before them. The beam hit, but it didn't seem to be doing very much damage, though it did slow her down just a bit more since she was still within the time slowing bubble.
The second clone wasn't idle while this was happening, quickly summoning up a trio of hydra heads, each one spewing fireballs at the lady evil. Immediately after the clone began to fire its disintegration beam at Andariel, getting a cry from her as it burned away at her body.
"Argh! Filthy wretches! Do you think you're being cute!?"
As one, the two clones looked at each other, before grinning cockily, and speaking as one, "Bitch we're adorable!"
However, eventually the two clones ran out of magic to use, and the time slow bubble ran out, granting Andariel enough time to pop the clone that had hit her with the ray of frost. Her speed returned to her, she next went after the last clone, hitting it with a strong poison nova, popping it and laughing maliciously as she turned on the still sitting Naruto, the real one.
Advancing on him cockily, she spoke for the first time in the whole battle. "Yessss… Such power, to keep us at bay… Had it not been for this wretch I now possess, I don't think we would have ever gotten out… But… Now that I am free, I have plans of my own for this world. But you are a problem, young warrior. Only you hold the power to contain us, and I cannot have that… You're gathering power to defeat me right now, I can feel it, and you're sitting there, hoping I won't attack you till you finish, hoping that I'll keep talking so you can gather your strength… Well…"
Giving a positively evil smile, the only female Evil caressed one of Naruto's whiskered cheeks, though she was so large her hand practically engulfed the side of his head. Smirking as Naruto's eyes gained a dark orange eye shadow effect, Andariel leaned her head in… And kissed Naruto full on the lips, making his eyes snap open and making him lose what he had gathered for his Sennin Modo in shock.
Secretly, all the other Evils residing inside Naruto were disgusted, as they had been watching through the boys eyes, so it may as well have been them being kissed.
Naruto shot his hands out to the Evil's shoulders, trying to push her off, even as her lips engulfed his, her tongue pushing into his mouth, down his throat. It wasn't necessarily unpleasant, but the fact he knew what she was made him shudder in disgust at the fact she would do something like this. Digging his fingers into her flesh, Naruto growled, and Andariel growled back as she began to do… something.
Naruto didn't know what she was doing, but he could feel himself growing sluggish, see his vision slowly going black. Then he heard it in his head, the voice of Duriel. "This is disgusting. Boy, how long do you plan to allow this to happen?! If you can't stop it, I will!"
Before Naruto knew it, his eyes widened and his vision came back as he began to glow with furious power, before his skin began to crack. Andariel hissed as he bit her tongue, pulling back from the kiss she'd been enjoying so much, which she had been using to slowly corrupt the boy to her will. If she had succeeded, she'd have gained control of him, and by proxy control of the other Evil's within him. It helped that the boy was quite fetching, and would have made a very nice slave.
But now, as the boys flesh began to crack and flake off, a dark glow coming from within the redhead, Andariel growled. This couldn't have been done at a worse time. She was almost successful!
"Brother…"
"Hmm… It may be temporary… But I'm free! Now sister… It's time for you to come 'home'… We will not tolerate you having freedom while we still rot inside the boy…"
Standing before Andariel now, seemingly in possession of the boy she'd been kissing, stood her brother Duriel in all his demonic glory.
"Never! I won't return to that cage like some dog! I am Andariel, Maiden of Anguish!"
"And you forget! I am in possession of a much greater host than yours currently! Within this child sit all us Evils, do you seriously think you have a chance?! No… Even if you are not here, right now, I have the power! My might is greater than yours!"
"Then why don't you free yourself?! Free all the Evil's unto this world!?"
Growling, Duriel thought about that for a moment, before seeming to grin savagely. "Because dear sister… Diablo had the right idea. I think once I take you back, then I will become the new Prime Evil! Ahahahahaha! Now, time to come home, Sister!"
XxXxX
Outside the house, clinging to the wall outside the window where the battle was once more taking place, Kabuto couldn't help the grin that bloomed on his face. Yes… His master would most certainly forgive him should he blow his cover on this. If only he could bring him one of these 'Evils'…
Opening the window, Kabuto silently entered the room, willingly entering the Genjutsu world created before the Kurama girl's dark side had gone and seemingly gotten the girl possessed by a much greater force of darkness.
Sneaking up behind the concentrating Jonin, Kabuto swiftly knocked her out, kicking her away once done, before approaching the battle wherein Andariel was being completely overpowered by her brother Duriel.
Clearing his throat loudly, Kabuto managed to bring their attention to him.
"Greetings, great Evils! I am known as Kabuto, and I come with a proposition for you… You see, my master has recently gotten a hold of some demons, a true rarity in this world, and it seems I myself have come across demons even greater than they. My master would be very much interested if you were to come with me."
Andariel snarled, but it was Duriel who answered. "And who are you to command such a thing of US boy?"
"Why, I am but a simple messenger, but, I can deliver you to someone who can no doubt help you in whatever goals you have. Perhaps… The freedom from that which 'contains' you? Perhaps he can even grant you the power you wish, 'To become the Prime Evil', was it?"
"And why should we trust you? Who is this master of yours, whom you claim can grant such a power, when he does not even know how to go about such a thing?"
"My master is Orochimaru of the Sannin, a great and powerful shinobi, who knows a great many things, and whose goal is to know a great deal more. All that is required of you is to come with me to meet my master, and there is no doubt he will eventually grant you the power you wish for… Perhaps, even, he can grant you a power much Greater than that which you seek. Even now, he plans to grant such power to the demons who have come under his employ. Though… You two seem by and far much stronger than them already, it is my belief that the power, once it is compatible with your kind, will quickly put you many levels above anyone else."
Kabuto's words seemed to have an effect on the two, whom thought it over swiftly, before the ninja added one last comment. "However… It is my understanding that only one of you is truly free at the moment. Perhaps my offer would be better off with the one not currently in a temporary state of freedom?"
Duriel glared at the boy, before turning his glare on his sister, only for his look to turn positively savage. "Then I think it would be a good idea… For me and my dear 'sister' to switch places!"
Before Andariel could rebuke her brother, he stabbed her with his claws, and began to glow a furious red, attempting to take over Andariel's host and force said Evil back into the stone within Naruto.
"You will not force me out Duriel! I will remain free!"
"Hah, tis I who will be free, dear sister! Tis I who wi-urk! Wh-what?! No! I will not be denied!"
Andariel's eyes widened as the form of her brother began to fade, and she was left with a somehow floating Naruto with his hands in the wounds Duriel had made.
"I'm… NOT… LETTING YOU GET AWAY!"
Naruto forcefully threw his head forward, smashing it off Andariel's nose, breaking it with a snap. "Aaaagh! You wretch! You'll pay for that!" Naruto only grinned, but as he moved to do it again Andariel moved her head back, only to slingshot it forward once Naruto realized his second shot had failed, breaking the boys own nose.
As the two glared at each other, deep inside Naruto's mind, the Evils were furious, though one in particular was scheming even at this very moment. From its own space inside Naruto's seal, it flexed its power to send a little message to the boy outside who'd made the offer of power to Duriel and Andariel.
As Naruto was trying to drag the female Evil back into himself, he never noticed the furious red energy he was using branch off from his back, to strike Kabuto in the forehead.
However, he did notice when the Black Soulstone emerged from his belly to become the conduit for his attempt to suck Andariel back into it. Though he was under the impression that it was simply there to make it easier to recapture Andariel.
He was proven wrong when Kabuto, looking as if he'd just gone through a terrible night terror while awake, put himself between the battling forces and took a swipe at the stone effigy. It was linked to the stone itself, and anything done to it reflected onto the real thing.
It was for this reason that as a chunk of the stone was chipped from it, both Naruto and Andariel let out agonized screams, the power Naruto was using branching off once more, striking the piece of the stone that Kabuto now held, making Naruto's scream grow in intensity as one of the Evils left him, tearing itself free of his seal and the stone.
While Kabuto made his hasty escape, a few things happened. The Genjutsu world shattered like glass, and Andariel shrunk down to a slightly smaller ten feet in height, before being shot backwards like a rocket, impacting the wall and actually managing to fall unconscious. Of course, the strange thing about this happening, was that she left something, or rather someone, behind when she flew back, severely weakened.
In the place of Andariel, clearly unconscious and sporting the Evil's wounds, was Kurama Yakumo, who fell to the floor even as Naruto stayed floating. Not that said boy stayed that way for long.
The Black Soulstone effigy floating in front of his naval shook angrily, before zapping the unconscious Andariel, making her shoot back up in height, but seeming to steal an angry, black effigy of her, sucking it back into the stone. The moment the effigy was back into the other effigy, it rocketed back into Naruto's stomach, making his eyes roll up and back as he flew towards the wall opposite where Andariel flew, though he didn't hit the wall.
No, instead of the wall, Naruto knocked into the door, blasting it off its hinges and incidentally crushing the spider familiar he'd summoned way earlier, since it had been stuck outside once Naruto had accidentally shut the door on it when he'd entered the room. It also had the effect of alerting Trisha that something was wrong. More so than the influx of demonic energy she'd felt when the Genjutsu had shattered.
It took barely any time before the woman vaulted into the hallway, kneeling to check on Naruto, feeling for a pulse and sighing once she felt one, strong, if erratic.
Rushing into the room, Trisha was treated to the strangest sight she'd ever seen. Three unconscious females, though one of them was juuuust a bit… Naked. And said woman's height was certainly off putting.
Checking the unconscious dark haired woman first, she confirmed a pulse before dragging her to the door and setting her against the wall. Next she checked on the girl of the three, since the other two were obviously grown ass women. Gritting her teeth at the girls wounds, she summoned up her own spider familiar, having it spit thick layers of webbing over the two most serious wounds on the girls belly, where Andariel had been stabbed by Duriel.
Putting pressure on the webbing to compress it and hopefully seal the wounds shut till they could be looked at properly, Trisha got up and went over to the last occupant of the room, this woman sporting wounds similar to the girl, though they were already seeming to be healed, if slowly. The woman was unnecessarily large, with long dark red hair and a well-endowed body, though there was plenty of muscle as well. She got the craziest sense that she should recognize this woman, and indeed there seemed to be an unholy presence about her, but she certainly didn't look like a demon…
It was certainly suspicious though, and so she had her spider familiar wrap the woman tightly in its webbing. She'd hold judgment till she was sure of what the woman was, and she would get rid of her if she proved a threat. Or worse, a demon in disguise.
For all she knew though, this woman could be a ninja, here for some reason or another. During her travels with Naruto she had seen some strange things and strange people after all. Still, a fourteen-fifteen foot woman was new to her.
XxXxX
Naruto groaned as he slowly came to, looking around and finding himself within his mind again, called before what he was going to start calling the 'dark counsel room' with the way it was set up.
Standing slowly, Naruto shook his head as he found the Evil's surrounding him once more, though when he turned to Andariel and Duriel, the two seemed to be way more bound than they were before. At least, Duriel did, he had no clue if Andariel had been bound as tightly previously as she was currently. Both currently had a few more chains on them than even the three Prime Evils did. They looked quite heavy.
"Hmph! So, I see you two are back in here… Serves you right for trying to escape this place! I would never let free into this world of mine! It's my home, and I know all too well what would become of it if any of you fuckers got out! This is the last time I accept your guys' help Dattebayo!"
"Hm… You may as well be blind then, wretched brat… You obviously have not noticed yet, but one of us is already gone… Escaped while Duriel was trying to switch places with Andariel… Who herself is not truly 'whole' anymore!"
"What?!" Naruto cried, whirling around to find which one of the Great Evils was gone, and noticing by this action that Andariel seemed a shadow of what he had seen. Literally, she had turned an ashen grey, like a photo negative, and she seemed almost see through. "Whoa! The hell?"
"It seems… the interference of that Kabuto boy did something when the Black Soulstone was chipped… Not only did Azmodan escape, but Andariel seems to have been split from her body, though her power and soul, for lack of a better term, were brought back into the stone… Heheheh, I'd imagine her body will soon draw in a new soul, or one will be born within it. We can only hope to see the birth of a New Evil!"
Mephisto, the one speaking, had a wicked grin on his face, and Naruto glared at him, finishing looking around to find that indeed, Azmodan had escaped, gone out into the world with a piece of the Black Soulstone apparently.
"Fuck… No, No! I won't stand for this! By Kami's left Tit I will see that bastard put back in here if it's the last thing I do! You hear me you assholes?! Not a single one of you will ever be free of this place! I'd sooner let the Kyuubi out than any of you!"
Naruto quickly fled his mindscape before any of the Evils could respond, exiting his mind and awakening back in the real world.
XxXxX
Groaning, Naruto slowly opened his eyes, wincing as they swiftly adjusted to the light in the place he found himself in. "Great… a hospital room…"
Turning, Naruto was treated to the sight of Yakumo lying in a bed next to his, and on the other side of her, taking up two other beds that had been pushed together the long ways, sat a body that made his eyes widen.
Shooting up, only to wince and grunt as pain shot through him, Naruto bit his bottom lip as he turned to the body of Andariel once more. It was as the other Evils had said, her body had been left behind when the rest of her was drawn back into the stone…
Panting softly, Naruto forced his body up and out of the bed. He had to do something, anything, to prevent a new Evil from being born in that body. He would feel bad if he had to kill it, as without the Evil's soul or powers the body was just that, a body that technically didn't have a reason for Naruto to kill it.
Yet.
Glaring at the body once he was next to it, Naruto placed a hand to its neck, checking for a pulse, quickly finding one, a strong one at that. The body was most certainly alive and well, obviously retaining some traits that Andariel herself had had.
Thinking quickly, Naruto grunted and bit his bottom lip as he tried to think of a solution, some way to prevent an evil soul from being born into the body. The only thing he could think of was to put a good soul in it, but he had neither the knowledge or the resources to do something like that. And he damn sure didn't have the time to go looking for a good soul.
Standing there shakily, blood boiling, Naruto sighed and gave the body a sad look. It seemed hopeless, as if his luck had run out, like he would have to do something that went against who he was, like he would have to kill a body that to him was innocent of the crimes its previous owner had committed.
Placing a hand on the large body's forehead, Naruto brushed some of her hair out of the way and gazed sadly at her face. "For what it's worth… I don't blame you. Without a soul it's as if your slate has been wiped clean. Maybe the soul born or drawn into you would have been good… But I cannot chance that. It pains me, but… I'll watch you die, before I let evil be born into you."
Steeling his heart, Naruto let a tear fall down his cheek as he lifted his right hand, creating a Rasengan, preparing himself to bring it down on the body's head.
"I must have been really bad… if you want to kill me…"
The whisper made Naruto gasp, the Rasengan dissipating from his hand as he looked at the body he'd been about to kill. He was too late! There was a soul already…!
"Aren't you going to kill me…? I can't stop you…"
Shaking his head, Naruto brought back his Rasengan, glaring weakly at the body of Andariel, now housing a new soul it seemed. "Who… Who are you? Depending on your answer… I may still have to kill you."
The soul now inhabiting Andariel's old body managed a small grin, able to hear the sadness in Naruto's voice. "That's the question… Isn't it… Unfortunately I don't think I have a name… All I have are memories… Though, all I can remember is fighting… Fighting you… then… Not you? Ah, but then you again…"
Naruto sighed, biting his bottom lip hard enough to draw blood, the hand holding his Rasengan shaking. "Do… Do you feel anything? Anything bad? Like an urge to hurt people? To do bad things?"
The woman seemed to think about that for a moment, twitching every few moments as if trying to move. "I… Don't think so, no. But… is hurting people… bad?"
"Yes! Hurting people who don't deserve it is very bad!"
"But… how do you know if someone deserves it?"
"Ugh… W-well… If they do something really bad, like kill someone who didn't deserve it. Or something."
"Well… How would you know if the person killed didn't deserve it?"
Facepalming, Naruto let his Rasengan go again before pulling a chair up to the woman's bed. Once seated, he began going through the long, surprisingly difficult process of explaining right and wrong to her. She was like a child, but assuming she was the result of a brand new soul forming in Andariels old body, that was understandable. Not that he was the best person to be explaining this.
XxXxX
It was the next day, and Naruto was currently standing before the Hokage and his mother. The body of Andariel was still at the hospital, being lectured and tutored by Tsunade and a Yamanaka clan member to ensure she didn't end up tainted in some way. In a way, she was still in a formative state, and if she had woken up to someone else, say, someone evil, they may very well have turned the newborn soul evil as well.
Naruto had just finished debriefing the Hokage on the mission he'd taken, on how it had ended how it had, with him and Yakumo in the hospital with a special guest. He didn't leave anything out, not what he remembered about the intruder, Kabuto, nor even just what the large red haired woman currently with Tsunade and the Yamanaka was.
All in all, Hiruzen and Kushina were very disturbed by what they had learned.
"This is very grave news Naruto-kun… Why was I not informed of this 'Black Soulstone' when you arrived? Such a thing would have been very nice to know before I sent you on a mission where anything was almost literally possible."
"I apologize Hokage-sama, it was simply not something I wanted anyone really knowing. If it ever got out, well, I was made aware of what happened the night I was born, sir. I am aware that the village has forgotten, and was not ready to give them something else to hate me for. I consider myself very lucky that I was forgotten at all."
Sighing, Hiruzen nodded slowly and steeped his fingers, placing his chin atop them, "Be that as it may, I am very distraught by the knowledge brought to my attention. To think, something called a Great Evil has escaped into our world, and the body of one has found its way into our hospital. The only bright side I see to this is that the body seems powerless, and is inhabited by a fresh soul, which we can make sure does not follow in the previous owners footsteps."
Rubbing his temples, Hiruzen shook his head and sighed again, "Still. Yakumo seems just fine for being possessed by something so foul, and the Yamanaka could find hide nor hair of the Ido once inhabiting Yakumo's mind. It seems it was wiped out when Andariel, was it? When Andariel possessed her. Perhaps the fact the Ido was possessing her first protected the girl."
Naruto stayed at attention, listening intently to the Hokage as he spoke, licking his lips absently.
"That reminds me, Kurenai-san has asked me to extend a thanks to you for helping her escape Yakumo's clutches. Apparently she was taken a few days ago whilst everyone was under a Genjutsu designed to make them temporarily not notice she was missing. She is receiving some therapy for what happened."
Naruto nodded, glad to have been some help, and glad the woman was getting more help. He'd need therapy too if he'd had tentacles molesting him, probably more than once, against his will. Illusions or not.
"Now, Eluvia-san has requested a search party be put together for your 'Wizard' friend, Aradia-san. As such, her, along with Makar-san and Vortik-san will be gone, along with a small contingent of ANBU, to the Land of Lightning, to search for her in the last place she was seen. Before you ask, I am simply informing you, you cannot go with them, as this will be a serious stealth operation. I can't tell you any more than what I've already told you, except that we are not exactly friendly with Kumo, and we intend on trespassing into their lands."
Naruto gulped, but nodded his head, before his mother stepped forward a little, "That all said however Naruto, I want you to know I'm proud of you. You tried your best to stop any of those evil bastards from escaping, and though you may have failed, you put in your best effort."
Smiling, Naruto gave a small salute, mirrored by his mother as Hiruzen chuckled softly from his desk.
"Now Naruto-kun, I believe you have been absent from your team long enough for the day. If you are well enough, you may go to them so you may begin taking missions. Don't worry, you will be told of 'that woman's' progress. I hear she seems quite attached to you, being the first person she's ever seen and all. Perhaps she can be made a retainer, or vassal of sorts?"
"Pfff, yeah right. Like that'll ever happen… Wait, you're serious? Sweet! I'll finally have 'people' to do things for me. Like get me ramen, or beat up Ero-sennin for being a perv, or any number of things!"
"As long as you don't do ecchi things with her I don't care much what you do with her. I'm your mother, I should be the only red haired woman in your life Dattebane!"
Naruto smiled, but rolled his eyes before looking back to the Hokage, "Well, anyway, see you later Hokage-sama! I'm off to meet with my team!"
XxXxX
Okay! How is this for a better chapter 7?! Hopefully this kinda makes up for the screw up sleepy me made with the last version.
Now, It's been a few days, so the vote is really high, and I still have a little making up to do, so… Kushina is in the harem. There is one more spot left, and then I either make anyone else a concubine or 'friend with benefits', or I increase the harem size just a tad. Say… six, or seven.
Anyway, hope you all enjoy this real chapter 7, since I got a review asking basically why I hadn't written a confrontation with the Evil's yet. Well, here you go.
Also! I got someone basically wondering why I said Kurama was stronger than the evils. Well, technically, he kinda is. Individually. Not if even just two of the Prime Evils teamed up on him, let alone all the evils. But you have to understand, in Diablo 3, it is implied through the gameplay that the remaining evils, and therefore kinda the rest, are meant to be beaten with only four people. Six at most if you assume there would be one of each class, if the character limit per game wasn't four. Now, even big bad Diablo himself, with All The Other Evils powers combined, seems meant to be beaten by this small group of people. And no one else. I mean, sure they can do all kinds of amazing things, but come on, that is such a small number of people it's kind of embarrassing.
Now. The Kyuubi on the other hand, and shit, even the other Biju, all take a varying amount of people to take down and seal away. I'm not really sure about all of them, since you know, the Hachibi is seen in the anime (probably the manga too) being taken down by just the Third Raikage and a small team of other ninja, but I imagine if you try that shit with the Ichibi, in the desert, it'll take a lot more than that. Plus, the Third Raikage kinda had an unfair advantage of being, you know, borderline indestructible.
Then there's the Kyuubi itself. In the anime, probably the manga too, and even in the game where the fight is actually playable, it takes almost the Entire Village of Konohagakure to not take down the Kyuubi, but even just to distract it long enough for the Yondaime to show up, teleport it away ala ex machina, and seal that bitch in his son with the help of the waka flakkin Shinigami, the Death God. Again, ala ex machina. That's like, an entire village of people with g'damn super powers, to distract, not take down, distract one thing that like, towers over any building in the damn village. Granted, its size May be a factor.
If you feel I'm wrong, please explain it to me. Don't just yell that I'm wrong, don't even utter the words 'you're wrong'… Unless you have a reason for it. I take flames pretty well, all things considered, but that's because the ONLY two people who actually flamed me had a damn viable reason for it.
And don't even get me started on the Ten Tails or lil miss Otsusuki. One is like, several times Stronger than the other Biju, probably even Combined, in fact very likely so. The other has the power to Create mutha fuckin Dimensions! And shoot weird bone things that erase you from existence. Like a bully spraying water on some kids chalk drawing. Basically, Kaguya could go the Sanctuary, get looked at wrong, and erase the whole dimension. What's that puny human? You want to put your what in my what?! Be gone world! Oh, you want some too?! That's cute, look at the 'high heaven', look at the 'angels', they think they're people. Welp, I erased those two, might as well go for the trifecta, buhbye 'burning hells'. Oh, you know, it's kind of boring without those things, I think I'll Remake them!
Again like I said above, if you feel I'm wrong, please feel free to explain it to me. Put your best foot forward though, if your reason consists of nothing but 'you're wrong cause your wrong' or even 'you're wrong and you don't know anything', I will ignore it, and laugh at your rage. These are my Opinions and I am entitled to them. Till I am proven wrong that is. So please, if you feel you can prove me wrong, I am entirely open to being proven such. I promise I won't get all butt hurt, and if your reason is good enough, well, then you'll have changed my mutha fuckin Opinion.
Now I better stop and post this before sleepy me makes anymore of an ass out of me.
