Chapter 7: Shikamaru Nara

A/N: This chapter is for ex-ellent, ShiroTenshiRyu, and Bichebleue.

Don't forget to vote on who you want next chapter.


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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,

I honestly could care less about your stupid 'pairings'. The only reason I'm doing this is because Ino wouldn't stop nagging me unless I did. Troublesome woman.

*Sighs* Might as well get this over with.

I couldn't care less about you fangirls crazy yaoi fantasies. Just don't involve me in them.

Ino is way to loud and naggy for my taste. She reminds me too much of my mom.

Temari and I are good friends but that's it. She's even scarier than Ino AND my mom.

Hinata? I've never even talked to her before but she seems like the least troublesome. But she's too busy following Naruto around. I don't know what she sees in that loudmouth.

Ino also said I should complain about not being in your stories alot but I don't mind. I'd prefer not to have all this attention anyways.

*Yawns* Well it was nice talking to you but I'm going to take a nap. See ya later.

Sincerely Yours,

Shikamaru Nara

P.S: I don't say 'drag' or 'troublesome' after every other word.

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