7. Extraterrestrial intelligence

The following conversation occurred immediately after Hakkai gave Goku the Talk at age (5)18:

'Say, Sanzo…'

'……'

'Hakkai said I should only do that stuff when I love someone.'

'……'

'And I thought about this a lot.'

'……'

'See, I don't know anyone except the three of you.'

'……?'

'And I definitely don't like Hakkai or Gojyo that way. That's just….eww.'

'……'

'So, Sanzo. Wanna have sex?'

'……!?!?!?'

The Talk, Sanzo decided later, was a definite failure. Or it had involved Gojyo somehow. Or maybe Goku really was an extraterrestrial. It would explain many things; and by now, he had completely lost the ability to be surprised.

A/N: okay, that's the last of the original bunch. If you want more, dredge up some terms and throw them at me (puppy eyes) pwease?