7. Extraterrestrial intelligence
The following conversation occurred immediately after Hakkai gave Goku the Talk at age (5)18:
'Say, Sanzo…'
'……'
'Hakkai said I should only do that stuff when I love someone.'
'……'
'And I thought about this a lot.'
'……'
'See, I don't know anyone except the three of you.'
'……?'
'And I definitely don't like Hakkai or Gojyo that way. That's just….eww.'
'……'
'So, Sanzo. Wanna have sex?'
'……!?!?!?'
The Talk, Sanzo decided later, was a definite failure. Or it had involved Gojyo somehow. Or maybe Goku really was an extraterrestrial. It would explain many things; and by now, he had completely lost the ability to be surprised.
A/N: okay, that's the last of the original bunch. If you want more, dredge up some terms and throw them at me (puppy eyes) pwease?
