Twenty-Five Bonus Symptoms

151. You are constantly watching Avatar saying, "I just can't quit you…" with a hick accent. – TrueThinker

152. You 'bend' fire by sticking your hand in the fireplace, claiming you're the one moving it. Now you have third-degree burns. – TrueThinker

153. You often walk up to random people on the street and ask them when season three is going to start. – TrueThinker

154. You are always saying things like this: "OMG! Doesn't Jane look SO Fire Nation today? She's working the black and red!" – TrueThinker

155. You try to firebend like Azula, but you just end up shattering a five million dollar vase by moving your arms backwards instead of in a graceful circle. – TrueThinker

156. You search every fansite for clues revealing when season three will premiere. – qtpie235

157. You throw a hissy fit when none of them has a clue. – qtpie235

158. You've somehow managed to write fanfiction crossovers between Avatar and any other show you can think of, no matter how ridiculous. And they actually work. – qtpie235

159. You still get excited when you see the first time Appa flies. – qtpie235

160. You don't dare cross an owl's path anymore. – qtpie235

161. You buy a Kid's Meal from Burger King or a Happy Meal from McDonald's just to get the little Avatar toys. – qtpie235

162. Even though you're over the age of 12. – qtpie235

163. You challenge the cashier to an Agni Kai when they claim you are too old for one. – qtpie235

164. You write strongly worded letters to the Avatar toy-making company for not making action figures of the female characters. – qtpie235

165. You engage in long arguments with anyone who dares to diss Avatar. – qtpie235

166. You've spent months trying to get into the Avatar State. – qtpie235

167. And you've succeeded. – qtpie235

168. Disney Channel has nothing on Nickelodeon when Avatar is on. – qtpie235

169. You track down all the Avatar fans in your school and form a club. – qtpie235

170. You gathered all your savings to buy Avatar for your gaming console. – qtpie235

171. Even though you've never played a video game in your life. – qtpie235

172. And you don't have a gaming console. – Kumori Doragon

173. So you have to buy one of those, too! – Kumori Doragon

174. You take quizzes on which Avatar character would be best for you in a relationship. – chocolatecoveredbananacheese

175. You take them over and over until the results are what you want them to be. – Kumori Doragon


All right, so here I am posting another chapter and guess what! I have enough for one more chapter! Great, isn't it! Isn't it! ISN'T IT! ... Yeah, that's what I thought. The ones that have my name by them are, (gasp) mine. I just had to comment on them because they were so great. Again, apologies if a name is spelled wrong or I missed the gist of the suggestion. You know what I noticed? I haven't done a disclaimer on this thing in a while, if ever. (I'm too lazy to check) So I just wanted you guys to know that I do not own Avatar. Nor will I ever. Now that we got that straightened out... I would love a few more suggestions. I think I need about five or so and if I don't get any in this upcoming batch of reviews (you are going to review, aren't you) I'll have to make them up myself. And we don't want that, do we? We all know what happens if you put me in charge of creative thinking. Let's just say nothing good will come of it.

In other KD-related news, I have about two ideas for oneshots and (get ready for it) another idea (here it comes) for a twoshot! Le gasp! You all are shocked, I know. Kumori Doragon do more than one chapter? This can't be happening! The world is coming to an end! We're all going to implode! But calm down, it's not that bad. Life will go on and (hopefully) the story will actually be good. Le gasp twice! (Do you notice that I've taken a recent liking to the parentheses buttons) (It's true!)

Okay, I'm really sorry for rambling. It's been a long day yada-yada-yada blah blah blah. You know how it goes. I know you want to review, so hit that review button and start... um... reviewing!