DISCLAIMER; I DO NOT OWN KH

Dear SUPER MANLY journal,

Ahhh… The holiday Thanksgiving is approaching us all tomorrow. I can't wait to dive in to those turkey legs! Xaldin is the chef around here and today he started making the meals. He cooked 5 turkeys because I LOVE my turkey legs and turkeys only come with two legs so I made him get more. Oh and the potatoes! Don't get me going on those… and most importantly…

THE MUFFINS! THE MUFFINS! THE MUFFINS! I always make dozens of my famous secret recipe that was so secret that you could only find the recipe online. IT WAS THAT SECRET.

So anyway, I can't wait to get stuffed up and do absolutely nothing tomorrow. Wait a second, this sounds awfully familiar… NO, IT CAN'T BE! IT'S…

MY DAILY ROUTINE!

I'm making myself depressed right now, but is it really depression? Nobodies can't feel. My everyday so-called life is boring, all I do is sleep, eat, do nothing, lather rinse and repeat. It sounds boring and dull; I need some excitement in my day. But I can't FEEL excitement.

Or can I?

So tomorrow after I eat all day and take my cat nap I will finally put my milk domination plan in process! But I'll get to that AFTER Thanksgiving, because I need my turkey legs first.

YES! I AM SO EVIL!

Oh and I finally brought my pencil back to life! That pencil better be thankful it's still alive. I didn't have to sharpen it you know!

So anyway, now looking back at what I just wrote I have discovered something really important that I need to do with my life, something fulfilling and amazing….

I NEED TO MAKE MUFFINS.

Yes, so farewell MANLY journal I will see you tomorrow, good night and sweet dreams!

END; Thanks for reading you awesome people!