(A/N: Thus, This chapter will not show them learning how to do anything cuz there is a time skip to the more interesting and asinine end of the shin'o academy for the passing students who made it through those long years, now they are out of their minds! With a little modern touch... Maybe not... Cuz students got drunk in all times of history resulting in throwing leather decanters, to glass bottles to now beer cans at each other. The human species/souls ... Ah,yes. Fujitaka Ashitsunobu the motivator is one of my other ocs who will appear in this chapter and he is a great example of the human spirit! This probably is a gag chapter.)
As Sōsuke Aizen stood infront of the entrance to the academy with other students. Peacefully until a disturbance took him from his happy place.
"Hello! Sōsuke!" Kisuke said to the teen in his way. Scaring the glasses wearing brunette forcing Sōsuke to loose his glasses.
"Kisuke! Stop scaring people!" Yoruichi giggled chasing after him. Junko picked up the glasses before Yoruichi stepped on them.
"Where are my glasses?"
"Here Aizen, Sorry about that, Kisuke can be a jerk sometimes." She gave Sōsuke his glasses back and smiled.
"Thank you, Saito." He took them back and placed them back on his face.
"No problem! Bye!" She waved goodbye and followed after her friends to the classroom.
"I can't believe I have to take these exams! I know all this crap and I already know what I'm going to do in the Gotei 13!" Yoruichi claimed from her seat of the class room.
"There isn't a short cut into the squads, Yoruichi. I looked and there is none." Kisuke reminded her.
"I just feel like I'm wasting my time here!"
"If you go into the squads without knowing the basics you are not going to make it even if you are a noble." Junko reminded her. "At least we are going to the advanced class."
(。ŏ_ŏ)
"This is our room?" Junko said as Yoruichi opened the door to the dorm room.
A room with a plain tatami floor and wooden walls. At least it had a it had a closet and two bed mats. Yoruichi opened the window and started to get settled in. Junko grasped the hilt of her zanpakuto who was making a whispering sound.
She placed all her things in a corner of her room. Including her zanpakuto and turned to Yoruichi.
"Let's go bathe, Yoruichi."
"Yeah, I'm starting to stink." Yoruichi complied smelling herself. "Let's go!"
Yoruichi took her hand and they began to run to the female side of the hot springs. Into the changing rooms where they undressed and took towels.
"I wonder how well they concealed this place from the peeping eyes of perverts?" Jun said to Yoruichi as they entered the hot spring.
"If they want to look let them. Most of these male students are here just for that reason alone and when they get to the squads they don't know what they are doing anymore." Yoruichi said with a cackling laugh.
"Oh, I see and the guys too busy with their studies are missing out on what is toweless girls." Jun giggled, "Hehheh, Maybe the guys baths are well concealed either..."
"Damn, Jun. I never knew you were a pervert." Yoruichi laughed punching her in the arm.
"Yoru, I have already seen two guys naked and I think that is enough for me. The first was my dad when I was a child. He used to walk around the house naked when guests were not there. Weird nudist." Junko said honestly.
"One was your dad and the other was?" Yoruichi foretold giving her a mocking giggle.
"That was a mistake! The idiot walked into the wrong bath." Jun claimed before Yoruichi could continue.
"He did that intentionally." Yoruichi smiled laying back a little.
"Kisuke!"
The steamy water made Junko's face turn pink. Yoruichi closed her eyes and began to relax. Unbeknownst to the cat girl her friend was starting to feel sick because of the heat. Minutes later Jun stepped out and grabbed her towel.
"I think I'm going to be sick!" She covered her mouth and ran down the rocks.
Yoruichi opened her eyes and got up after her friend,"Was it something you ate?"
"That or the heat!" Jun replied running pass the nude girls.
They made it through and into the bathroom where the horrible stink finally made her puke.
"Why did we come here? Let's go back to the changing room and I will give you a new towel, Okay? Hot blooded?" Yoruichi took Junko by the shoulders and brought her friend back to the changing rooms.
Brought her two new towels. Junko took off her old one and wrapped herself in the new one.
"You have one shapely body, Jun. You should show it off a little." Yoruichi said playfully putting a towel on her shoulders.
"Maybe it was the food." Jun ignored her and placed her right hand on her aggrieved stomach.
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It was another night at the dorm. Yoruichi brought out a bottle. She started to giggle and placed it on the low table in middle of the room. Then she brought out cards and more drinks.
"We are having a party tonight!" She said to Junko who was fixed on her zanpakuto who would never stop trying to speak to her the day she got it.
"Is anyone coming? Kisuke?" Jun asked her purple haired friend.
"He's too busy with his extra studies, such a scholar. Let's get wild and celebrate!" She began to pour the liquid from the bottle into two cups.
"I never got drunk before." Junko said as Yoruichi gave her the cup, "Hopefully this is not as bad as my autonomy, pharmaceutical and healing kido classes were."
"It's a first time for everything and there is also a second." Yoruichi said as they raised their cups for cheers. "Let's have a drinking contest between us."
"A contest?"
"Then we are going to play strip poker."
"So that's the game you had in mind." Junko took her first drink and sat down next to Yoruichi on the soft pillow on the tatami floor.
Yoruichi chuckled, "This is not a game of hide and seek with the girls."
"Except these girls." Jun meant her own knockers.
Yoruichi's head fell back and she laughed: "Too bad Kisuke chickened out. He's gonna miss out."
Junko shot down another drink;
"Did you invite anyone else?"
"Our kido classmate Aizen seemed frightened by my provacative proposal. He rejected the invitation." Yoruichi chugged down even more saké.
"Sōsuke isn't at the academy for a good time. I can tell you that." Junko took the bottle from the cat girl and drank even more.
"Let's go and see if there is any parties tonight." Yoruichi tried to take the bottle away from her but failed at doing so; "Jun, We can't get drunk off our asses just yet!"
Jun placed the cork back in the saké bottle and left it on the table, "You said I should lighten up a bit! Let's party!"
She hugged Yoruichi and the both of them walked out of their dorm room, into the grand hall and watched as students from the other rooms were chasing eachother with wooden kendo swords yelling stupid slangs. Both genders running around and screaming playfully.
A dark haired boy howled with a saké bottle in his hand and addressed to his friends on a podium, "My friends! As the squads wait for the chaos we will insue on a daily basis! I am proud to announce I Fujitaka Ashitsunobu will be a member of squad 11! Now I must confess something to a lovely lady." He turned to Yoruichi and Junko who was still hugging her cat friend. "From the time I saw you Lady Shihoin... I fell in love with you..."
"Not gonna happen! Dumbass!" Yoruichi stepped down over him as her brunette friend followed. Another girl started to get angry with Fujitaka. Hitting his drunken self several times.
"You drunken asshole! Get off the podium!" Said a generic student throwing an empty beer can at Fujitaka.(or bottle which ever causes less pollution.)
The next to stand at the podium was Aizen who fixed his glasses and addressed soberly: "I am Sōsuke Aizen. I will be joining squad five and I am..."
A beer can hits Aizen square in his hipster glasses, "Squad five is for pussies!"
"It's Taisho looks like a lady! An ugly lady!" Hollered another. (Damn! These people are jerks!)
Junko took the stand after Aizen and said to the crowd, "I will be joining squad four and I don't give a shit of what you people think! While you idiots are dying guess who is going to save you!? Squad four! Yeah!"
She raised her fist to the air and the whole room went quiet in astonishment. Mouths wide open and eyes protruding.
"You heard what she said! Go the stealth force!" Yoruichi said into the mic."PARTY!"
The two girl•friends walked off the stage. Giggling and whispering to eachother. As Fujitaka was getting pummeled by his girlfriend which started a bigger fight once he in his drunken stupor punched another student in the face. Yoruichi and Junko walked out of the brawl with absolutely no injuries done.
"I can't believe 55% of students go to squad 11? Don't they have interest in things other than fighting?" Jun remarked to Yoruichi; who nodded:
"Their wild primordial instincts gets the best of them... If there wasn't other students for other squads there you could say that was an 11 rally."
The two grabbed saké bottles from the refreshments table and drank from them. Entering the study hall. There was Kisuke reading books and taking notes. The two girls assaulted him with two bear hugs.
"Kisuke, You are so gorgeous."
"Thank you... The both of you have been drinking." He withstood putting down his quill.
"Let's play cat and mouse!"
"No, I will not."
"Please! We are bored!"
"Because you both are drunk."
"Okay,"
Yoruichi lunged in and kissed her lady friend on the cheek, "Come on! Jun! Let's go and take a swim in the academy pool."
Jun turned red with embarrassment and giggled, "But we are drunk!"
"Kisuke is coming and he isn't drunk," Yoruichi whispered in his ear in a devious tone and kissed him on the cheek and strangled him with her embrace.
"What is wrong with Yoruichi? Jun?" He asked her as Yoruichi dragged him along.
"A drunken idiot confessed his love for her and she stepped over him." Jun giggled following them.
The next day Jun woke up with Yoruichi on top of her. Her purple haired head nested on her chest. Luckily they both were in their dorm room.
She saw a letter on the table. Jun moved her friend and sat down at the table and read the letter. It was for her.
It was from Unohana Retsu- Taisho.
