1Prologue- The alchemic trio have been waiting for what felt like an eternity, the delivery chimera finally shows up with another letter from Nina.
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Elsie and the Chimera in...
Full Metal Follies.
"Elsie, Me and James are going to get prepared for this fiasco." said Monica, "So we're trusting you to keep an eye on the house and get along with the chimera while we're gone. And if you two can't get along, I'll turn you into a steel block. "
"Don't worry Monica, I can handle a stupid chimera." said Elsie.
"I wouldn't call that thing stupid. It is a cat fusion after all." said James.
"Good bye then." said Monica.
"Good bye Elsie."
The pair went out of the house and when the door closed, the chimera poked it's head out from around the corner, with a malicious gleam in its eyes. Elsie sat down on the slightly cleaned up couch and put her arms around her head and started to relax. The chimera flew up and landed beside Elsie.
"Come to make peace you little bugger?" said Elsie, "Good, now I can rest easy."
The chimera flew up and snatched her helmet and sought refuge on top of a book case, and Elsie had to control her body from a different prospective.
"You little monster! When I get my hands on you!" she threatened.
The chimera laughed as Elsie's body fumbled around trying to get to her head. She got over to the book case and started to pull on it. She stopped suddenly.
"Ha, you stupid beast! Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you!" she said, obviously learning from her previous encounter.
When she looked at the chimera, it was busy pushing on the wall and top of the book case.
"You little monster, cut it out!" said Elsie, but to no avail.
The chimera succeeded in pushing over the book case and it feel on Elsie's body and her helmet fell on the ground. The chimera landed next to her helmet and hit it several times with its tail.
"Wait till I get my head back on!" she shouted.
Her body crawled out from underneath the book case and reattached her helmet. The chimera watched from the relative safety of the stairs as Elsie stormed off into the kitchen. The noise of of things being rearranged and transmuted could be heard and the chimera cautiously approached the kitchen door. It leapt back when Elsie stuck her hand out of the door. In it was a fish covered in birdseed.
"You want the treat? Then why don't you come on in?" said Elsie.
The door closed and the chimera walked in. Inside was more of the fish treats in a pile below a shadow. The chimera looked up and saw that Elise had transmuted some of the appliances in to a large weight and intended to use it to crush the chimera. Elsie was hiding behind the overturned table.
The chimera took to the air and snatched all the fish in its arms before Elsie could smash it. She got so frustrated by this, she dropped the cord that kept the weight in the air and the weight crashed through the floor.
"I'm going to get you if it's the last thing I do!" she shouted.
The chimera gulped down the last fish and was looking extremely satisfied at the rage it caused. Elsie finally snapped, she picked up the table and tossed at the chimera. It flew away to a different part of the house and Elsie followed in a torrent of rage. Half an hour later, the house was in ruins and she was on the ground panting. The chimera was snickering away when she got up and inspected the damage she caused.
"Oh God, Monica's going to turn me into a block when she sees this." said Elsie, "And don't think that you're going to get off easy. Nina's going to skin you alive when she finds out what happened."
The chimera stopped snickering and started to imagine itself stuffed and mounted over a fireplace somewhere.
She ran around the house drawing circles and fixing everything back to the way it was, though she still had to explain the missing fish and seed. When the last book was placed, James and Maria opened the door. Talk about timing.
"Hey Elsie, we're back and we got everything that we could possibly need." said Monica.
"The house looks great. Nice to see that you two can get along." said James.
"Yeah, I told you I could handle it. Now let's go, not polite to keep a person waiting."
"Right."
And so begins a new journey for the alchemic trio.
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Epilogue- I would call this a talking Tom and Jerry parody of sorts. Still, I think it might be time for a little most popular contest. You can send me a message with your favorite and I'll personally tally the votes. Candidates include: Ed, Al, Monica, Elsie, Anne, Winry, James, Beth, Nina, and the chimera (who might get an actual name sometime soon).
Up Next: Now in the Chimera Zone, the trio sets out to help free the chimeras from the grip of evil. But all doesn't go as planned.
