A/N- So, I apologize. This chapter is EXTREMELY Short. It's meant solely as a transition chapter to the next one. I apologize ahead of time…

Thanks again to everyone who's sticking with me- I promise the lemonz is coming.

Once again, dedicated to the lovely sussiekitten, for being an awesome inspiration and bearing with me.

-Insert disclaimer/warning thingy here-

Flashback/dream

"Speech"

/Thought/

On with it!


The eco sage and I talked a bit more, about varying things- weather, stories, news about friends.

Then a thought crept into my head, and I voiced my concern.

"He's coming here, isn't he." I said, more of a statement than a question.

"Indeed. I recently built another cabin for when the time came- Onin warned me that I would have to do so. Apparently, she knew this would happen. I'm sending you there soon, and I'll have Jak meet you there." the sage decreed. He left the room wordlessly and into his workshop, where I heard all sorts of terrible noises; glass shattering, something squawking, curse words, thumping AND squelching.

He eventually returned with a medium sized jar. It contained an odorless, clear/white gel-like substance. It was very slippery, and made my fingers very, very slick.

"Here," he said, "you'll need this to…ah…consummate your relationship." He huffed out.

I blushed redder than a stop light and murmured a thank you.

Samos suddenly looked up from me, toward the entrance of the forest.

"Go- he has entered the woods. I will send him to you. Follow the path behind my house, and you will reach it eventually." he dictated, pointing.

"Now scram!"

I ran out the door to the back of the house, and hopped on my hover board.

I followed the path for a while, thinking of all the things that Jak and I would soon be doing, and I realized I hadn't read the book Sig had given me. I flipped it open, and read while hover boarding.

This proved to be a bad idea in the end, because I eventually ran into the house.

It hurt.

A lot.

I fell to the ground in pain, almost losing the jar and the book. Thankfully, being the acrobat that I am, I caught both before I hit the ground. I sad there a moment, and eventually stood and brushed myself off.

Thank the precursors Jak didn't see that…

I walked up the steps, onto the porch, and opened the door.

My jaw dropped in total shock as I closed it behind me.

The room was decked out in all wooden detailing- wooden floors and furniture wherever possible. The only things which weren't wooden where the shower, the kitchen, and the bed.

Oh, dear sweet Jesus, the bed!

It was covered in black sheets and blanket, the sheets made out of a silken material. It was decorated with little red hearts, and there was a red lace drapery around the bed.

It.

Was.

BEAUTIFUL.

I placed the jar Samos had given me on the black-stained wooden nightstand, along with the book. I then took off my boots and socks, and tried to lay as seductively on the bed as I could. I soon realized I couldn't do it well, and decided to take off everything but my boxers.

As I threw the clothes to the floor, I realized there was a jar of rose petals on the nightstand as well.

/Jeez, Samos planned everything, didn't he!/ I wondered to myself.

I spread them all around me, and laid down. I grabbed Sig's book and finished it, and hid it under the bed. It was quite graphic, and I was sure my blush wouldn't go away for quite some time.

Replacing the two people in the book with mental images of Jak and I, I started to get turned on, getting ready for the time of my life.