The wedding bells tolled inside of Saint Anna's church and everything was already decorated perfectly. N's father, Ghestis was already even present.

"Okay who's ready to get hitched!" Fr. Priestlydude exclaimed.

"You're just going to get married on the spot?" Juliana asked.

"Sha-ya!" N shouted energetically. "It will be the single greatest moment of my life! *Squee*" N shouted.

"Yeah, Juliana, the sooner the better. Because I love N like so much and yeah." Cecelia proclaimed.

"Aren't you going to put on a wedding dress? And N, you look like you're ready to go down and attempt to wash the sewers of New York City." Betty remarked.

"Ugh, getting dressed up to get married is so cliché! Let's just do it now!" N shouted.

"That's my boy!" Ghestis said proudly.

"That's my daddy!" N replied.

"That's my creeped out face!" Charlie said mimicking the tone of their voices as she pointed to the perturbed looking expression on her flawless face.

"We are gathered here today to wed N Jones and Cecelia." Fr. Priestlydude began the wedding as the organ began to play and Cecelia processed up the aisle to the altar. Father continued the wedding mass until they got to the part where the vows take place.

"Do you N, promise to take Cecelia as lawful, beloved wife in sickness and in health or better or for worse as long as you both shall live?" Father asked.

"I do." N promised as he slipped a cheep, rusty, nut on her finger in place of a ring.

"This is my ring this is a screw, you cheapskate!" Cecelia shouted.

"That's my boy!" Ghestis exclaimed as he stood up and gave his son a standing ovation.

"Sit down, Dad!" N said brusquely.

"…Anyway do you, Cecelia promise to take N, to be your lawful-" Father began.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, wrap it up, Father!" Cecelia said begrudgingly at N.

"Okay…does anyone object that these two should be wed? Speak now or forever hold your piece." Father announced as Emma slowly arose from her pew with shaking hands. "Oh, for God's sake my first wedding and someone actually decides to speak a piece in the last hundred years! What, what is your objection…(idiot)" Fr. Priestlydude hollered.

"Now, she's trying to steal N from Cecelia, it's one man after another!" Charlie shouted accusatively as Emma ran out the Church.

"Okay, forgetting that… I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride!" Fr. Priestlydude said abruptly, and annoyed. "I'm going back to the rectory you people are a nightmare." He said and then left. They then all happily dashed out to the porch of the Church and Cecelia turned around and tossed back her bouquet and Emma caught it.

"Yeah, right, in your dreams!" Betty said snatching the bouquet from Emma.

"Okay, now off to celebrate on our honeymoon!" N declared. "We're off to Pallet Town, anyone is welcomed to accompany us!"

"Who invites people with them on their honeymoons?" said Juliana.

"Oh, we'll go!" Ash shouted eagerly.

"No, no we won't." Charlie demanded.

"Yeah, we have to go anyway." Ash stated.

"No, I hate that place, I hate everyone in your stupid little hometown." Charlie replied.

"Too bad, my Mom likes to see us every once in a while." Ash demanded.

"I hate your mother she's too peppy or something." Charlie moaned.

"We'll all go!" Betty announced.

"Yeah!" Everyone cried simultaneously.

"Yay, I love Pallet Town, it's so romantic 3" Cecelia said, clinging onto N's arm.

"Nooooooooo, one creepy pedophile is enough…now Professor Oak, why isn't he dead yet…" Charlie growled.

"It'll be fun, Charlie, you'll enjoy yourself, Gary's home too!" Ash said.

"Gary Oak! Why didn't you say so, let's go!" Charlie said enthusiastically in a flirty tone.

"No, Gary the ice cream driver down the street that hides crack in his special surprise ice cream cones." Ash said sarcastically. "What's so great about Gary anyhow…" Ash mumbled.

"Are you kidding he's Gary Oak!" Cecelia said as N scowled.

"He drove his own car and had his own personal squad of cheerleaders at age eleven!" Shea exclaimed.

"Gary's the coolest!" Betty shouted.

"I wanna give Gary a hug!" Juliana squealed.

"Everyone loves Gary even me and I hate everyone!" Emma stated.

"I don't…" Ash growled. "He's s overrated and I'm underrated…"

"No, I think we've got you pegged! I give you a 4.8 on a scale of one-ten!" Charlie exclaimed. "And Gary's like a 999,999,999.9!"

"And even that's underrating him!" said Shea. "And don't even get me started on Drew!"

"Let's just go….." Ash growled and n nodded his head in agreement.

"Hey, Juliana, could you do some Harry Potter spell that I do not know the name of so we don't have to waste money again on a plane ticket?" asked Betty.

"If this Pallet Town place is in a parallel universe in another dimension isn't it virtually impossible to take a plane there?" Juliana stated.

"Just shut up!" Betty yelled feeling defeated and with a twirl of her wand and a chant of some sort of spell as they spiraled through the dimensions to the Pokémon world to the Kanto region, Pallet Town. They landed in the serene, quaint, pastoral little town in the central area of the town.

"Home sweet home!" Ash shouted pleasantly.

"Ugh, you are such a hick! Does this hillbilly vill even have any running water or as that to technologically advanced for you primitive people." Charlie said mudslinging at Ash's hometown.

"You know what Charlie!" Ash yelled.

"Calm down, you people from the boonies always get so worked up about you're wormadam hometowns! Where does all this senseless pride for rural wasteland come from, you've accomplished significantly less than any other people in the history of civilization, yet, you're the nationalistic people who have this vain boastful sense of braggadocios pride." Charlie said.

"What's so great about Mopmall, Miss High and Mighty suburban girl!" Ash screamed in advocate.

"Nothing, absolutely nothing. That's just it I don't have this irrational pride that I'm from Mopmall?" Charlie said. "Though, I must say we suburban people have a much better upbringing."

"Now, if you live in Oldtown Circle, that's were all the classy sophisticated people live!" said Cecelia.

"That's true." Agreed Emma.

"That's why I'm president of the United States of America!" Shea said pridefully.

"Yeah Oldtown Circle is like a billion times better than Mopmall." Said Juliana.

"I don't care what you people say I love Pallet Town! I'm going to my mother's now anyone's welcome to come." Ash said. "We don't have a lot of rooms though."

"Ugh, do I have to?" Charlie whined.

"Yeah, my Mom likes to see her daughter-in-law every century or two you keep avoiding her, stop." Ash reprimanded.

"She's so annoying!" Charlie complained.

"Dude, seriously! Stop complaining just go she can't be that bad." Shea stated.

"Thank you, Shea!" Ash said.

"You've never met the woman…" Charlie groaned as they all walked down the unpaved path to Ash's previous home.

"Yes, I'm home!" Ash cried happily as he dashed up the path to his door and flung it wide open. "Hey, Mom, I'm home, and I brought company!" Ash called out but there was no response. "Mom?"

"Oh well, what a shame she's not home, we'll come back next year!" Charlie stated.

"You're overreacting how bad could the lady be?" Emma said.

"When was the last time you watched an episode of Pokémon with her in it?" Charlie asked.

"I don't know? First of all I haven't owned a television in the last twenty-five years!" Emma replied.

"Well, that explains it! She's so annoying! She's all like how are you and Meh, I have a garden and Mr. Mime and-and That's my Ash!" Charlie said mocking Mrs. Ketchum.

"Oh, wow, she sounds so unbearably awful…" Emma said rolling her eyes.

"Eh, I agree with Charlie nice people are aggravating." Betty said.

"I hate children!" Cecelia blurted out of know where.

"Good for you." Said Juliana.

"Guys I'm scared what if something happened to my Mom?" Ash exclaimed.

"Then I'd praise to Lord the God above!" Charlie replied.

"I'm serious, Charlie!" Ash panicked. "What if an Entei took her!" Ash cried.

"Then that would be the stupidest Entei that ever lived." Said Charlie and Betty laughed.

"Guys, it isn't funny!" said Emma.

"Ash is being an idiot she probably went to the store or something…or to Professor Oak's if you know what I mean!" Charlie stated.

"Ew, you're sick!" Ash said as he kicked his wife's shin.

"Ouch! You loser!" Charlie said rubbing her shin. "Stupid, momma's boy…you so know there's something going on there seriously you haven't picked up on that?" Charlie said as she kicked him back.

"I am so sick and tired of you relentlessly insulting me and my family!" Ash yelled and the bickering continued, again, back and forth in a never ending loop.

"This was supposed to be our honeymoon but, Charlie and Ash ruin EVERYTHING!" Cecelia complained.

"First of all who invites people on their honeymoon? Secondly, why the heck Pallet Town?" Betty asked curiously.

"He's a bore." Cecelia said bluntly.

"Pallet Town's got gorgeous, picturesque, scenery." Said n brusquely. Emma was seen picking some daisies and Betty and Juliana walked over to confront her.

"EMMA!" Betty shouted at the top of her lungs to be heard over Ash and Charlie's obnoxious fighting. Emma jumped up, startled.

"What, what, what did I do now!" Emma squeaked.

"Nothing, I just like scaring you." Betty replied.

"I hate youuuuu!" Emma moaned.

"Me?" Juliana shouted.

"No, Betty she's demonic." Emma insulted.

"Yeah, well I am a serial killer? A little slow on the up-take aren't we, Emma?" Betty retaliated.

" Poo " Said Emma.

"Ash and Charlie never shut up, I think they need to see a guidance counselor, seriously." Juliana suggested.

"Yeah, they probably should….says the world denounced convict." Betty agreed with a tint of sarcasm.

"Well, they're annoying as crap and I've never been to Pallet Town before so who wants to go sightseeing!" Juliana suggested.

"Oh, I'd love too!" Emma exclaimed.

"You just want to stare at flowers…and bumblebees T_T" Said Betty.

"So…." Emma said.

"Should we invite N and Cecelia?" asked Juliana.

"Just Cecelia, N freaks me out!" Betty reaffirmed.

"Hey, Cecelia, want to tour Pallet with us?" Betty requested her accompany.

"Yeah, sure! Hey N-" Cecelia began.

"No! He cannot come!" Betty shouted instinctively.

"….Why, it is sort of our um, honeymoon?" Cecelia replied.

"He-ugh…um has….allergies! That's it allergies." Betty lied.

"Why wouldn't he tell me this? And why the heck would he go to a place he's allergic to for our honeymoon?" Cecelia pointed out.

"Cause….cause-ca-cause he was afraid that you wouldn't marry him?" Betty took a shot at that horrible excuse for a lie.

"Oh, well I guess that makes sense…(not really) but anyway I'm coming with or without my husband!" Cecelia exclaimed and they began marching through the tiny town of Pallet.

"There's nothing here, NOTHING!" Betty shouted yanking on her own hair out of boredom and frustration.

"Yeah, maybe Charlie was right." Emma accepted. "For once."
"N has horrible taste this is a stupid little obsolete village in the middle of nowhere." Cecelia moaned.

"I like it." Shea stated.

"Yeah, me too!" said Juliana. "Kind of…"

"I'd rather watch those two idiots fight than this boring path of tiny houses." Betty grumbled.

"Me too…" Emma agreed.

"Emma, you're the one who caused the problem!" Betty shouted as she slapped Emma's arm lightly.

"OWWWWWWWWWW!" Emma overreacted in exaggeration.

"Dude, calm down." Shea stated.

"…Anyone have any idea where the hell we are?" Emma interrogated.

"EMMA, stop using profanities it's inappropriate and uncalled for." Cecelia shouted.

"WELL!" Emma said. "Hey, maybe if we find Ash's stupid Mom Charlie and Ash will shut up!" Emma suggested.

"I don't know…" Betty pondered. "It might make Charlie even angrier."

"Yeah, but Ash and Charlie will shut up in front of the lady, probably." Shea stated.

"Okay, it's worth a shot nothing's worse than those two's bickering." Juliana said.

"Where'd Charlie say that she'd probably be, some guy named Professor Oak?" Betty asked.

"Yeah, we should check there first…even if it is creepy." Juliana agreed.

"Hi ho it's off to Oak's lab we go!' Emma chanted and everyone glared at her.

"I don't know what's worse the bumblebee song or that." Cecelia remarked and Emma attempted a frown.

"Hey, is that it up there?" Emma called out pointing at a large building with a windmill next to it.

"I think so, it's been a while since I've watched Pokémon." Juliana stated.

"I'm pretty sure that's it." Shea reaffirmed. Then they walked up the path leading to Oak's corral hen they got to the door they began arguing over who should ring the doorbell.

"I'm not!" Betty cried out. "All in favor of forcing Emma to do it cause she's a man-stealing-Emma say I!" Betty proposed.

"I!" Everyone chanted respectively.

"I hate you all." Emma stated abruptly.

"Cool, now go!" said Shea as she shoved Emma forwards to ring the doorbell Emma hesitantly tiptoed over to the doorbell and slowly reached her finger toward the button, hands shaking she pressed it. It gave a regular sounding chime and footsteps could be heard coming down whatever staircase lied inside.

"Hello, Professor Oak's Lab, I'm Tracey how can help you?" said Tracey introducing himself.

"Hey, you're the girly man! With a headband and a girl's name my friend and I made fun of you all the time!" Cecelia called out.

"O_o I don't believe we've met…" Tracey said, perturbed.

"And f.y.i. it's a sweatband I didn't choose the name!" Tracey said dependently.

"Okay then…Anyway, could you get Professor Oak for us, please?" Shea asked.

"I know you! You're the president of America!" Tracey exclaimed.

"Yeah…" Shea said flipping her hair boastfully.

"You're like my idol! Will you sign my sketchbook!" Tracey exclaimed.

"Sure thing!" Shea said as Tracey pulled out an old sketchbook, flipping through his drawings to find a blank page.

"Pfft, I'm better than that!" Cecelia critiqued Tracey's artwork as Shea signed his book.

"Oh yeah?" Tracey said anticipating a challenge.

"Yeah!" Cecelia retorted.

"Yeah…probably I'm not so good." Tracey said shamefully.

"I knew it! HahaHA!" Cecelia mocked him.

"Meanie…Anyway I'll get the Professor for you nice people." Tracey said as he ran upstairs to fetch Professor Oak.

"Yeah, I'm nice that's the word." Betty stated. Just then an old crippled looking man with a white lab coat and a red polo shirt came hobbling down the stairs on a walker.

"What do you younggin's want from me? GET OFF MY LAWN!" Oak shouted.

"Um…excuse me, Professor Oak, my name's Emma and I was curious if you might know where Delia Ketchum might be?" Emma asked.

"Scalawags! … Wait, Delia Ketchum what she askin' `bout me? Professor Oak said in a creepy tone.

"Noooooo….O_o" Emma replied.

"Well, if she ever asks for me tell her that Sammy Oak is available." Oak purred.

"You're a freak." Betty stated.

"SCALAWAG!" Oak called out.

"…He's like an older version of N." Juliana remarked.

"Hey, you're just jealous! D:" Cecelia said in an agitated voice.

"Stop mocking me just cuz I'm single and lonely!" Emma cried.

"You can have my number, sugar!" Oak exclaimed.

"EW! No! Peter is my one and only love!" Emma proclaimed.

"Then why'd you ditch him?" Betty asked.

"Shut up!" Emma said in defeat. "You're single and lonely too!" Emma shouted.

"I'm single cause I hate people and I'm certainly not lonely I had a boyfriend but he got me dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate and that was it!" Betty shouted.

"What you dump him?" Shea asked.

"Oh, you and him wish." Betty said laughing as they shimmied away from Betty.

"I can help you hipsters find Delia!" Oak said.

"Professor, you had a hip operation yesterday and have a major surgery tonight." Tracey reminded.

"Shut up! I pay you too much you little scalawag!" Oak demanded.

"But, Professor, you don't pay me anything…" Tracey stated.

"Like I said too much!" Oak said.

"Um, well thanks for your time we'll be seeing you…" Juliana said pursuing to leave.

"I'll come with ya'!" Oak announced.

"Greaaaaaaat…" Betty moaned facepalming herself.

"This will definitely help them two to shut up…" Shea said rolling her eyes as the search continues!

TO BE CONTINUED…