Girlman

By Winter Knight

Chapter 7: All Mxy-ed up!

Note: I DEFINATELY do not own "Ranma 1/2", "Urusei Yatsura, "Inu-Yasha", nor "Batman" as well as "DC Comics"

before I get complants about using the wrong villian let me tell you something... I just want to use the character and I want this to be the wierdest chapter I've ever wrote, also...Other DC heroes will appear in my story too! Also the villian will resemble the one seen on "Superman: the animated series" and will not be portrayed by a Rumiko Takahashi character. Also this chapter was supposed to be posted on Febrary 29th, a leap year day. That explains why this chapter is so "Mxy-ed" up!

I also want to thank my uncle and aunt for supporting this story and for appearing in the last chapter.

I'm still accepting ideas!

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It was a normal day in Gotham Ward, unless you count that cow flying over the moon or Alfred E. Kahn in a diaper, dancing near a garden sprinkler.

Ranma then continues to worry as he remembers that Scarecrow, Riddler, and Ragdoll have escaped from Arkham Asylum a few months ago and they can appear in Gotham anytime soon. Ranma walks by and notices Ukyo is in a sailor fuku and making pancakes while Akane is dressed as a baseball player. Ranma is then shocked and he asks Akane, "Umm Akane, why are you dressed like that? It's kinda creeping me out!"

Akane then responds, "I woke up like this and it won't come off... why are you dressed like a french maid?" Ranma then looks at the mirror and notices his french maid outfit, Ukyo then pours cold water on him and Ranma says, "Thanks "Uuchan" but it doesn't explain our crazy costumes and... why do I see a dog, a horse, a cat, a monkey, and a horse flying in the sky wearing capes?"

Kasumi shows up and notices Ranma as a french maid and all the crazy stuff and then she says, "Oh my!" is it April Fools' day already?" Ranma then says, "No it isn't and I have no idea why everything is being messed up, but hide in the Girl-cave until we figure out how we solve this!

Ukyo then notices local fanfic writer Emma Iveli being pelted with green marshmallows by a blue rabbit, she then says, "Why did I create her?" And the rabbit says, "Can't kill me!". Ranma then says, "It has to be Scarecrow, he likes to victimize that girl and he must have created a toxin that's making us hallucinate crazy images, like that Konaki Jiji over there." Ranma and Akane then sees a strange looking baby with facial hair in background, making squealing noises. Ranma then says nervously...that's not a Konaki Jiji..There's my Chippy...CHIPPY!!! AAAAHHHH!"

Ukyo then says, "Well it would be possible that Scarecrow is doing something like this to us...well it can't be Killer Moth because we saw his butt being handed out to him by some "gaijin" in the convention last week... so it has to be..."

Akane then suddenly points out something on TV that when she changes the channel it's still being shown, it has a strange small big headed man in a purple outfit and bowler derby, he then says, "Time to play "Deal or no duh!" then the words "Hosted by Mr. Mxyzptlk" appears onscreen. Ranma then says, "Mitts-o-plik?" Then the strange man appears and looks angered, he jumps out of the TV and grabs Ranma, shouting, "NO! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SAY MY NAME! This is how you say it...

MIX (turns into a blender) YEZZ (turns into a album for the rock group "yezz") SPIT (spits at Ranma's face) LICK! (turns into a dog and licks his face)"

Ranma then looks puzzled and says, "Wha...wha..what are you and are you responcible for the strange things that keep happening to us today?" Then the strange man says, "The name is Mister Mxyzptlk and I came from the 5th dimension on the planet Zrff, I used to come down here for laughs by pestering mortals and that jerk in the blue and red costume...so I got tired and decided to pester someone more deserving and worthy of my presense... YOU! GIRLMAN! COME ON DOWN!" Then Ranma, Akane, and Ukyo transform into Girlman, Tomboy, and Boygirl. Boygirl then asks, "Why do you sound like that annoying comedian with the squinty eyes and sounds like the "Aflack duck"?" Mxyzptlk replies, "I get that alot!"

Then he adds, "You know the legends around Genies, Imps, and Leprechans?" Then he levitates Tomboy and Boygirl and juggles them, Girlman then says, "You started them?" Then Mxyzptlk then says, "Guilty as charged, but as those many years went by I got bored by mere mortals, then I started messing with Superheroes like that jerk in the blue and red costume...then I got bored with him but when I found out you can change your gender... I found a new best friend!" Then Mxyzptlk puts on "Best Friend" by Toybox and starts dancing to it.

Tomboy was about to perform a flying kick on him but he vanishes and reappears on her head and he cuts one. Mxyzptlk then says, "Uh uh uh! I have many strange abilities that you don't want me to use when I get angry." Boygirl is about to hit him on the head with her giant spatula but Mxyzptlk turns it into a giant feather and he laughs while saying, "stop! that tickles!" Then he uses his power to change the heroes' costumes into harem costumes and says, "Now, dance monkeys dance! AHAHAHA!"

While they are forced to dance, Akane and Ukyo are so furious but Ranma got so mad she shouts, "CUT THAT OUT!" So you see your "fun" as a game huh? Well every game has a set of rules! And this game is just random idiocy" Mxyzptlk then flies on Ranma's head and after cutting another one, he says, "Ok... I'll give you a rule." Akane then asks, "Then what is it?" Mxyzptlk then turns Akane and Ukyo into plushies and he tells Ranma, "Actually, the only way to get me sent back to my world is if you get me to say, write, spell, or otherwise reveal my name backwards, after that I will vanish until our dimensions are alligned in about... three months."

Ranma then gets a idea and says, "Oh man... if I can't I say it forward, how am I supposed to say it backward?" Then Mxyzptlk says, "No you baka, you don't have to say it, I have to say it!" Ranma then says, "Say what?' then Mxyzptlk angerly shouts "KLTPZYXM! IT'S KLTPZYXM YOU BAKA!... oh nuts!"

And with that, Mr. Mxyzptlk vanished in a purple puff of smoke and everything he has used his powers on were turned back to normal. Ranma then says, If I continue to eat chocolate, will I see that weirdo again?" Akane then says, "You did it Ranma! But what did you do to that little freak?" Ranma then says, "Actually I managed to get him to say his name backwards... I'm guessing the Riddler's sane compared to that little imp..." Ukyo then says, "By the way, I wonder whatever happened to Riddler and those other criminals?"

(A week later, the saga of those knuckleheads concludes...)

Riddler, Ragdoll and Scarecrow are still trapped on the island but then they notice a box of diet coke washed up and Riddler saved a bunch of Mentos. Scarecrow then says, "We can just use the mentos and diet coke to make rockets to help us escape!" Riddler then says, "Actually... I have a better idea..." Then the Mentos jingle plays in the background and then a cruise ship arrives and the three are greeted by girls in bikinis who Ragdoll finds disgusting. the minute they get on the boat and it departs to sea, "Scarecrow then says, "Mentos! The freshmaker! (pours fear gas bombs on the deck) THIS IS A HOLD UP! WE'RE TAKING THIS BOAT BACK TO GOTHAM!"

Then suddenly, they see Killer Moth in a motorboat and Ragdoll then says, "Oh no, it's that joke of a villian...what do you want "Killer Bug"?" Then Killer Moth says, "That's not my name! Anyway I didn't escape "Super-jail" for nothing, I was looking for you three, you faced Girlman and...the others but how would you like special training that will guarantee to make you more powerful...powerful enough to DESTROY GIRLMAN!"

Ragdoll and Scarecrow made huge smiles but Riddler then says, "Sorry, but I will not harm her... I just want to win her heart..." Scarecrow then says, "Baka! Anyway sure Moth, we'll go for your offer! Ok people, change of plans!"

Then the villians jumps on Killer Moth's boat and as they rode away, Killer Moth then shouts, "TO JUSENKYO!"

(At the cursed springs of Jusenkyo)

Riddler and Ragdoll are sparring against eachother while a terrified tied up Jusenkyo Guide is forced to watch them train. Scarecrow then trips and falls into a cursed spring and then the Guide's gag falls off and he shouts "AIYAA! NOT THAT SPRING MR. SCARECROW! YOU FALL IN SPRING OF DROWNED..."

Meanwhile a purple and white cat hears the Scarecrow make a demonic laugh of joy and looks worried, then she runs off into parts unknown...

Next Time: While the Gotham Knights deal with a villianess named "Poison Ivy"... someone from Ranma's past returns!

Mini story: Akane's addiction...

Note: I got the idea to do this mini-story from a episode of "The Simpsons" called "Love, Springfieldian Style" and the fact that the Green Arrow's sidekick was once addicted... I hope I don't offend anyone who reads this but then again, this chapter is crazy enough!

Ranma and Ukyo were going to the kitchen and to their horror, they sees Akane doing something shocking, Ukyo then says, "You always have the answers Ranma! But what's your answer for that?" Ranma then says, "Akane's... "chomping wonka"! Akane you know better than that! Remember what happened to Green Arrow's sidekick? They don't call him "Speedy" for nothing!" Akane is seen with a bowl of rocky road ice cream with chocolate sauce all over it and she says, "I'm just having rocky road ice cream! Also just because they say chocolate is a drug on "that show" doesn't mean it really is one. they just can't have kids use drugs so it is substituted with chocolate!"

Ranma and Ukyo then says, "... can we have some please?" Akane then says, "Sure guys! Also, dark chocolate is said to be a antioxidant."

THIS MESSAGE IS UNPAID FOR BY THE... UMM... SOME ASSOCIATION OF THOSE WHO DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO DO DRUGS, DON'T DO DRUGS OR BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN AND YOU WILL START SEEING MILT APPLEDAY CARTOON CHARACTERS JUST LIKE THAT JIMMY ROBERTS KID!