I was really starting to hate doorbells. After managing to get out of bed without disturbing Ivan, I stood glaring at Fred and the two boxes behind him.

"Do I even want to know who I got?" I asked grumpily.

"Probably not. Sign please." Fred held out the clipboard to me. I sighed, signing in the desired place. He tipped his hat to me, wished me good luck, and drove off. I pushed the new units inside, just in time to see America and England make their way downstairs.

"Woah, two? Dude, who are they?" America asked, reaching for the folders. I smacked him on the head and took the folders before he had a chance to.

"Mine." I growled, reading over them. He rubbed his head as I read the first folder. 'LOVINO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual' was printed on the front of the first. I wake him later. I looked at the other folder, but it wasn't labeled. Thinking it was odd, I opened the folder.

'Sorry!

We noticed that we mistakenly delivered you a Chibi!Russia unit, and we sincerely apologize for our mistake. As compensation, please accept this new trial unit!

-Flying Mint Bunny Co.'

I blinked. A new trial unit? Something told me that this could not be good.

Deciding to open Romano first instead, I looked at the list of ways to open him. No tomatoes. And I really don't want to pull his curl and get head-butted. The doorbell rang again, jolting me out of my thinking process. It couldn't be Fred, he just left. I walked over and opened the door to find Anna.

"MY COUSIN!" I yelled, immediately hugging her. She cringed a little from the sudden contact, but relaxed into the hug.

"Hey there Sydney." she replied. My cousin's name was Anna, and she was one of the shyest people I know. She has dark brown hair with purple highlights and somewhat lighter brown eyes. I realized that her gaze was frozen to the inside of my house, making me turn around. Inside, France had joined America and England and the three of them were now bickering quite loudly.

"Uh... Meet the units?" I said nervously. Anna shook her head and seemed to be trying to accept the scene in front of her. "I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THIS PREDICAMENT! Uhhh... I fell asleep on my computer and accidentally ordered Hetalia units... That sounded a lot better when I was thinking about it." I explained.

"Yes, because that makes perfect sense." Anna said sarcastically. I shrugged and France took up the conversation.

"Ohonhonhon, why hello there." he said, cupping her chin seductively. Her face turned bright red (TOMATO~) and she grabbed his arm, spun around and flipped him over her shoulder. I'm so proud.

As France was writhing on the ground in pain, Swirly jumped through the door screaming, "WHAT HAPPEN- oh, it's just France in pain. Teehee." she giggled. "Oh, hey there Anna."

"Hi Swirly." Anna replied shyly.

"Anyways, you almost never come here without reason. Is there something I can do for you, Anna?" I asked.

"Huh? Oh, I just brought over some fresh tomatoes." Anna said, holding up a bag of tomatoes. Ok, I've been talking to her this entire time, and I never saw that bag of tomatoes. "Thank you. I need those." I thanked her, taking the bag. I took two out, eating one and putting another in a pot to boil. I turned away from the stove and looked through the doorway into the lobby. The box started shaking, then it tipped over and the lid fell open, allowing a frustrated looking Romano to crawl out.

"OW! Stupid box! Where are the ******* tomatoes?" Romano scowled, shaking his hand in pain. Did he just punch his way out?

I tapped him on his shoulder and handed him a tomato. He took it and ate it with the scowl permanently glued to his face. Delightful.

"Introductions are apparently formal and polite, so let's give it a shot. I'm Sydney, that's Swirly, and that's my cousin Anna. I think you know the rest." I said, introducing everyone in turn.

"That potato-******* isn't here, is he?" Romano asked once he finished his tomato.

"If you mean Germany, no, but he should get here soon since I have Italy. As for Prussia, he-"

"The awesome me is hungry!" Wow. Perfect timing Prussia.

"-is already here. Get your own food; I'm not your freaking servant." I said, addressing the latter part towards Prussia.

"Uh, Sydney?" I heard England say. I turned around to see him backing away from the other box which had started to shake violently. I dove behind a couch and heard the box explode. I looked up and saw...

Female Prussia?

...Oh dear Lord, I'm going to die.

"Woah! She looks like me! And she's hot!" Prussia exclaimed. I rolled my eyes.

"Hey, you look like me! And sexy!" Fem!Prussia said back. I face palmed at them and stood up, walking towards the countries. Fem!Prussia (let's call her Gilberta, shall we?) looked at me as I introduced myself and the others again. "So, where does the awesome me sleep?" she asked directly afterwards.

"There are a bunch of rooms upstairs, you can tell which ones have been occupied. Try your best to pick an unoccupied one." I said, directing her up the stairs. I walked into the kitchen and poured myself a bowl of cereal. "You guys can eat whatever you want; you're all probably better cooks than I am." I said. Romano went upstairs to put his stuff away and came back downstairs followed by Italy.

"Ve~ Sydney, can fratello and I share a room?" Italy asked.

"Sure, I don't care." I shrugged. Italy cheered and Romano grunted.

"Where are the tomatoes?" The southern nation growled.

"What's the magic word?" I said like he was a little kid. He just stared back at me with a scowl. Italy leaned over and whispered in his ear.

"Fratello, you're a bigger ******* idiot than I thought." Romano said.

"Ve~ Trust me!" the northern half of the country begged.

"What do you think the word is Italy?" I asked him, taking another bite of my cereal.

"Is it please?" he asked. I nodded and threw him a box of pasta.

"Go crazy." I said. He cheered and ran to boil some water. Romano was looking at me with a 'WTF' face. "You mad bro? What's the magic word?" I said tauntingly. He muttered under his breath. "What was that?" I grinned, cupping my hand against my ear.

"******, I said PLEASE!" he yelled. I smirked in triumph and threw him a tomato. He walked off muttering something about a 'crazy *****'. Swirly walked in a little later. For future reference, don't question how my friends get into my house. I don't know. I think that they're all ninjas.

"How many people do you think this leaf has killed?" she asked, holding up a leaf that she probably got from my front yard. I squinted at it intently.

"17." I answered, nodding my head in approval of my answer. She nodded as well, wrote my answer down in a small notebook, and went off to question more people. Kaitlin walked in shortly after that.

"What keeps hot things hot and cold things cold?" she asks. I think for a bit.

"A thermos." I replied.

"Wrong. A pineapple." she said.

"True that." I said. She walked out of the room like nothing ever happened.

"Do that do that often?" Anna asked who had actually been sitting next to me the whole time and had witnessed everything.

"Nope." I replied bluntly, picking up one of my books and began to read, then I ignored everything that happened around me for about two hours. Because I have that much skill.

I was interrupted by America bolting into the room.

"Dude, hide me!" he yelled. I pushed him under the table and resumed reading right as a certain ticked Englishman sprinted into the room.

"Where the **** is that git America?" he huffed, obviously angry. I put down my book.

"What did he do this time?" I sighed, not really in the mood for childish antics.

"He said I was crazy!"

"Because you are, old man!" America yelled from under the table. England's face turned red (from what I could only assume was anger) and he yanked up the tablecloth, dragging out a laughing america.

"I am not!" England yelled. I looked around for Anna and saw that she had probably left a while ago to find a quieter place to read. All this yelling was giving me a headache I didn't need right now, so I picked up my book and went into my room.

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I had begun the time spent in my room with finishing up a stage for MMD in Google Sketchup, then moved onto finishing a model in PMDEditor, then using that stage and the model in a video. The video was my selfie (the model that I was working on), Haruhi from the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Len, England, and America Caramelldansen. The things that go through my head when I'm bored...

I left the room after I had finished and the video was recording and went into the living room where I found Gilberta, Romano, and America arguing over what to watch on TV. I took the remote and turned on Fullmetal alchemist, then told them all to shut up because we were watching this.

We watched a few episodes before I decided to retreat back to my room like the antisocial person I was. Just kidding, I just didn't feel like leaving the house today. I walked in to find France, Prussia, and England standing at my computer.

"Whatcha doin'?" I asked creepily, and I'm pretty sure an aura close to Russia's was around me. There were people in my room. MUST KILL.

"What the **** kind of crack video is this?" Prussia asked, pointing towards the screen. The caramelldansen video was playing and I snickered.

"That is the crack that runs through my head when I'm bored. And when I need to test out physics." I chuckled.

"Why am I in it? And America? That one I suppose looks like you, but who are the other two?" England asked.

"Because I was really bored and I decided to add more models. Watch," I said, pushing them out of my way. I loaded the France and Prussia models I had and added the Caramelldansen motion. "Boosh, I am magical." They looked somewhat confused by the program. I laughed and left the room, pushing them out ahead of me. We went into the kitchen and met everyone else already there eating pasta that Italy made.

The rest of the day passed uneventfully and the next day came. Apparently, America had figured out how to make YouTube play on the TV, and had shown everyone the caramelldansen video. Anna (who had spent the night) just stood there staring at the complete idiots laughing their heads off.

England, America and France had gotten into another fight, Italy was crying for some reason, and Romano was glaring in the direction of the two Prussia's and muttering a few choice words. Ivan was sitting in my lap, staring at the book I was reading. The doorbell rang and I groaned loudly; not another one.

I got out of my seat and walked over to the door while yelling at everyone to shut up. I was starting to get another headache.

Opening the door, I saw Fred (I REMEMBERED HIS NAME THIS TIME~) standing with a clipboard in hand and a big box behind him. I took the clipboard without a word and signed. I traded the clipboard for the manila folder and he left. I pushed the box inside.

"Well... That was quiet." I heard Anna say.

"We're getting used to it. No words are necessary." I said, noticing the box tremble a bit. I looked up and saw Kaitlin sitting on top of the box.

How...

When...

Never mind.

She smiled and waved down at me as I sat there with a bored expression on my face. I flipped open the manual and began reading.

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Britony: *slaps* YOU'RE LATE.

I'M SORRRYYYYYYYY

Anna: …

Yes people, another character. This is the character designed by the person who answered the last riddle correctly. I will not be accepting anymore characters, sorry.

Hasta la rain-

Kaitlin: DISCLAIMER! Monochrome-Colors does not own Hetalia, Swirly, or Anna.

Ok. That's better. Hasta la rainbows~!

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