This chapter is short cause I only had 5 minutes cause I am grounded… (death to parents + )

The group stared in wonder at the now hardly in anything black leathered Jedi Master who happened to make the Chosen One's pants tighter then when Padme talks nice to him.

Anakin: "Holy Sith spit!" He stared at the blushing Jedi who could visibly be seen quivering as she stepped forward in her skanky black outfit. (this is what she's wearing and no I did not draw that sadly  http/ )

Grievous: "Sidious I swear If I wasn't busy behind this couch right now I would tear you into Krayt Dragon fodder for flirting with my date!" The droid Commander shouted.

Sidious: "Hahahahahaha, soon the rest of my evil plot will unfold!" He cackled pulling out a light saber from his robes and handing it to Shaak ti. (Hey I'm gonna be writing a story where Shaak ti joins Sidious instead of Anakin. What do you think?)

Sidious: "Here is your new weapon my Female apprentice."

Shaak ti: "Hey what do you mean FEMALE?" She shouted giving him Sith yellow eyes that made Grievous sigh happily at her cuteness.

Sidious: "Um what do you mean?"

Shaak ti: "I mean what are you doing segregating me like that hmm? What is it cause I'm a woman!" Sidious stepped back gulping.

Sidious: "Oh no, its not that!"

Shaak ti: "I should kick your ass you sexist son of a Sith!"

Sidious: "Hey leave my Mother out of this!" He ignited his light saber.

Shaak ti: "Bring it on baldy!" They clashed light sabers while Anakin finished up the Pizza from last chapter.

Anakin: "Well this sucks! No one dared anyone!"

Grievous: "Look at the bright side, we now have a film of Shaak ti in a two piece black lace panty outfit that will make us filthy filthy rich on E-bay!"

Anakin: "Hurray panty shots!"

As the ship made its way to Onderon an unknown ship flew behind them which was soon identified by the sound of Mace Windu's weeping.

Mace: "Why don't you love me!"

Yoda: "Windu you don't love me you love the idea of me!"

YA um this chapter sucked I know. Enjoy it anyway!