I am sooo tired of New Moon, but I can't really find much in Eclipse...if anyone has any suggestions feel free to IM me or review with it. I'm open to just about anything. Gleefullbabe. Thank you, you've made my dream come true. I've always wanted to make someone cry through laughter. My other dream is to meet Legolas...Is there a possiblitiy, even a slight one, you can make that dream come true? You'd be my new bestfriend if you did.
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I turned to look at him, eyeing him critically. "Is it really so impossible to wear clothes, Jacob? I asked. Once again, Jacob was bare-cheated, wearing nothing but a pair of old cut-off jeans. Secretly, I wondered if he was just so proud of his new muscles that he couldn't stand to cover them up. I had to admit, they were impressive-but I'd never thought of him as vain. "I mean, I know you don't get cold anymore, but still."
He shook his head. "Usually it's just because it's easier...lately though I've been doing it for a different reason." I raised an eyebrow at him questionly.
"What's the reason?"
"It's Embry," he said, his eyes troubled, "He's convinced he imprinted on a pineapple. Oddly enough, I thought my beautiful," he paused to kiss his biceps, "muscles might make him realize that he didn't imprint on a pineapple, and that pinecones and apples are not their love children. It's been really rough."
"Why does he think he imprinted on a pineapple?" I asked, furrowing my eyebrows. He frowned slightly.
"Quil thinks it's to cover up the fact he's in love with Megan Fox and/or Kevin Bacon and Paul thinks it's because he was raped by a cat when he was a child. Who knows? One day we went over Emily's and Sam's and Embry started flipping out, muttering something about his true love. He sat on the stool and starting using crappy pick-up lines on it. You know, like 'I lost my child, can I spank you?' and 'So, what else do you do besides being sexy?" and whatnot. Eventually, he grabbed it and left. Jared thinks someone should eat it, but when we tried that he about killed Sam." I raised an eyebrow.
"Why Sam?" He snorted.
"Since he found his 'imprint' at Sam's he thinks Sam plans to have an affair with the pineapple." He rolled his eyes.
"And cheat on Emily?" I questioned. He nodded.
"Yep," he popped the p, "threatened to dress up as a cowboy clown wearing a pink bonnet and neon purple flashing lights on his pants, and lug a goat on a leash around while juggling fire-breathing lizards at his funeral if he does. Cheat that is. Considered wearing a sign that says 'Warning, this sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges.'"
"That's oddly specific." He shrugged.
"It's Embry." I shrugged back.
"Yeah. It's Embry."
