'My soul would like a milkshake too...'


Shane Tailor's Corpse Found Sunday

Shane Tailor, the man who went missing roughly five mounts ago has been found dead. His body was found in a fridge in a garbage dump ten miles north of our very city, not far from Shane's home. Detective Q and their police force found his body at 8:00 AM when they where investigating. According to his corpse, he appeared to be tourchered to death. All ten of his finger nails where cut off, his right eye was missing, but found inside his neck which was cut and sewn together. To add to that, his corpse had many scars and cuts, and his face was almost unrecognisable.

His Wife and one son reported him missing five months ago, when he was missing for over 24 hours after they returned from visiting London, England. They reported that he was not acting strange, and had no enemy's that they knew of.

' Why would anyone do such a thing to him? He never did anything wrong!'
His wife answered when we asked her about his murder.

Detective Q and their police force found no evidence to find the criminal who commented the murder.

Isabella Vinita Found Dead!

Isabella Vinita went missing last week and found yesterday at noon. Her corpse was found at the bottom of a well, and her body was a mess. It appeared as if the Young nine year old girl tried to rip out her veins in her wrist. Detective Q, looked into the case when her body was found. They found no evidence if it was a murder, and concluded it might be a suicide.

Isabella's remembrance ceremony will be held tonight at Blue Water Park at 6:00. Everyone is invited.

'Its absolutely Disgusting...'

Chris Robertson Missing

Chris Robertson went missing on Monday morning.
He is sixteen years of age.
5'9, Blood Type is +AB, has brown hair and eyes, and has a scar on his left foot the size of a needle.
Please report to the police if you find anything.

The young woman smirked as she read the last three articles to me. Her hazel eyes full of satisfaction, and her smile brought me dread. I could still feel my left foot as if it was still there. But I very well knew it wasn't. She cut it off. Then watched me scream and cry. And finally laughed at my pain.

She had cheashnut brown hair, and was around 5'4, hazel eyes, and was thin and very beautiful. But looks can be deceiving.

"Yosh! Are you ready for more fun?" She asked me. But that just sent more chills down my spine.

She took a knife, not a big one, or a sharp one. It was just a simple butter knife. Then she walked over here. Slowly, but not hesitant. Not hesitant because she has done this before. Then, she was above me, the fact that i was restrained to a table didn't help me.

I felt my eyes widen as she moved the knife next to my left eye.

A surge of pain went through me as she stabbed the knife into me, cutting around my eye.

I heard myself scream.

I heard her laugh.

It hurt! Oh it hurt so much!

"STOP! STOP! PLEASE!"

More laughter.

More screaming.

"JUST KILL ME! PLEASE! IT HURTS."

Then she stopped.

Thank god its over!

I could feel my blood run down my face.I also could no longer see through my left eye. It still hurt.I watched her move. My vision was blurry. I saw her grab a bigger knife. A sharper knife.

I screamed as she put the the knife over my heart.

"You said you wanted me to kill you. I shall grant your wish, Chris Robertson."

That's when I heard her laugh for the last time.

That's when I heard myself scream for the last time.


Tenka sighed as she looked at the door to the third music room.S he could swear her head already started to hurt. But, when she opened the door, no one was there.

'that's strange.' She thought, as she made her way to the middle of the room, until she came to a small end table, which had a note on it. Tenka looked at the note curiously, and picked it up slowly.

Hide and Go seek!
Your it!
-Love Tamaki

"...great..."

Tenka walked into the kitchen, which held the cakes. Hopefully, the Host Club would be quiet predictable when playing this game. She smiled as she heard a nosies some from one of the cupboards. She happily walked towards the cupboard, and swung it open, but strangely, there wasn't anything in it.

"Mice?" she whispered, but it seemed unlikely for mice to be in the school.

Tenka walked towards the larger cupboard, which was taller then herself, and swung that open.

"Ten-Chan!" Sang a voice before Honey jumped onto her, hugging her neck "You found us!"

Tenka looked at Honey, then at Mori, who still stood in the cupboard, with no emotion.

"Ten-Chan, can i have some cake?"

Tenka continued her hunt for the rest of the hosts, She 'found' Kyouya in an empty class room, working on his laptop. She also 'found' the twins when she went down the stairs and was ambushed by dour water ballons by the twins. Then, she found Tamaki and Huruhi in the rose garden. So now, they all stood in the famous third music room. Honey was eating cake, as usual, Kyouya on his laptop, Mori standing their, the twins sitting down with devious faces on, Haruhi left, and Tamki stood in front of her, like a proud idiot.

"Can I go home now?"

"As soon as you try on this!" Tamki sang, throwing and white bag at Tenka.

She looked at it skeptically, wondering what was it. Slowly, as if there might be a dangerous animal in it, she opened the bag. Inside, perfectly folded, was one of the schools male uniforms.

"They where all out of the female uniforms Tenka-Chan! I'm so sorry! " Tamaki cried, acting like a toddler.

"Its fine. Thanks."


Yayz! I updated fast. AND its long. :3
Meow?

There's a new character, as you can see, you'll learn more about her later.

Alya Mira
2008-06-26
ch 6,

snow cone !!
I love the word 'spaz' , sounds so nice
If you've got a lack of inspiration you should rewatch the anime xD that always works for me !
I hope the ideas come flying in through your window soon
xX Alya

Yes, would you like cherry, blueberry, or milkshake flavor?
That's a good idea, maybe i should re-watch the anime.
...Or read the manga. :3
Thanks :D

Damarikomu
2008-06-26
ch 6,

I loved it when the club was beating on her door and she was like "How the HELL did they find me that quick?!" XD You're a brilliant idiot.

Lolz, thanks.
It fun being a brilliant idiot. XD

Haruka Oujo
2008-06-26
ch 6,

I liked it, so...can I have a snow cone?! .

Of course you can have a snow cone . :3
Snow cones makes the world go round.
Yayz

Thanks for the Reviews! :3
Please review again though. XD
All reviewers get a hung of cheese this time. :D