suddenly everything turned black and i thought i turned goth or emo but then i woke up somehow and dracccy was standing over me thank ravers.
"you ok toxica?" he asked lovingly and i asked what happend and he told me iv been out cold since friday what day is it anyway?
"DARCO GET YOUR FAGGET ASS AWAY FROM HER SHES STILL PREGANT" professor snape shouted and draccy ran away like the deliscious emo he was.
"how are you feeling?" professor snap asked and he pumped a rainbow needle in my and i felt better.
"better thanks WAIT IM PREGNANT AGAIN!?"
"what of course you are" professor snacks said laughingly. "you are pregnant but i tell noone" and i was like oh ok good.
he put his hand on my rainbow striped thigh stocking and moved it around like some kind of wierdo. i didnt know what to do and he said ohhh toxica i've always had something for pregnant scene woman and the i SCREAMED AND RAN OUT OF THE CLASSROOM I WAS SOOOOO SCARED. MY GLOWSTICKS WERE GLOWING AND EVERYTHING.
i told draccy about what happened and he was like THAT WAS A PREGNANCY TEST AND IT CAME OUT POSITIVELY FANTESTICAL and then i was like YAY! we went to starbucks and got coffee in hogtwatsmeade and bought glowsticks and danced to rad trance music. oh my god but there wre people snorting drugs and then i was like LET US SNORT TOO and then they let us snot and it was awesome like i entered a rainbow for the very first time!
