Disclaimer: Do I have to repeat myself!(sadly, I do.) I don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts characters! If I did, Roxas and Namine would be making out and Sora would be running around eating a cookie, while Kairi is drinking beer and stuff...hmmm...I might save that for another fanfic...nah! Just read the story. And would it kill ya 2 leave a review?

Hey, I did 2 updates in one day! Cool!

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Stephen- Holy Crap! What is that thing? It's huge and it's devouring everything in it's path!

Donald- Shut up, idiot! That's the queen of hearts!

Stephen-Holy sh-

Queen- Excuse me! Do you know who you are talking to!

Stephen- A pig?

Queen- Off with his head!

Card- Shut the up, witch. You always say the same thing and make us bust our ass! Why don't you get your lazy ass off your seat and do it yourself, you ball of fat!

Queen- Off with his- oh wait, I have to do it.

The queen took 10 minutes just to stand up from her chair. Then she took some baby steps to reach for the axe, which was 3 feet away from her. This lasted for 2 hours

Queen- Now I shall have your head!

Stephen- Like, what did I do?

Queen- You're so ugly and fat, that's why!

Stephen- If I'm so ugly, then why do I, like, have 2 girlfriends? Besides, you are, like, the ugly and fat one here...You are a fat, fugly ass pig with a wig!

Queen- Go easy on me! I have bulimia, and I have a wig 'cuz I have lupus!

Stephen- Like, shut up, fat lady.

Girl- Hey, over here!

Stephen- Huh?

Stephen looks over and notices a girl dressed in a blue dress and blonde hair.

Girl- This fat grandma thinks I attempted to steal her heart. And her chocolate cake!

Stephen- Did you?

Girl-Hell no! Oh and my name is Alice(the same name as the girl who died in the last chapter, if you read it.).

Stephen- Okkk...

He turns over to the queen.

Queen- Hey! My heart is precious...and she stole my chocolate cake!

Stephen- Well, I, like, believe the girl and she did, like, not steal your cake! It was the midgets in,like, black costumes!

Queen- Fine, then! Bring me back proof while I eat my card soldiers. Come back here with the evidence, ok?

Stephen- Deal.

Stephen, Donald, and Goofy run to the forest, where a purple cat with stripes appears out of nowhere.

Cat- hey there, losers! I am the Chesire Cat, and I am here to annoy you with riddles that I don't understand 'cuz they paid me to do this crappy role as this overweight freak who smiles a lot. So, the shadows are a bunch of retards who attack you cuz they have nothing else to do.

Stephen- So where is the first box?

Chesire Cat- Box?

Stephen- Yeah, like, you're supposed to know everything, right?

Chesire Cat- ...

Stephen-...

Chesire Cat-...

Stephen-...

Chesire Cat-...up your ass around the corner.

Stephen- meanie!

Chesire Cat- I dunno where it is...look for it yourself, doink.

Stephen- Fine, I will!

Stephen and his gang make their way through the heartless and then they endure these flowers that can talk. They ask for a valuable or expensive item and in return they give this really crappy thing, like they make you bigger. But they found the four boxes BY THEMSELVES and made their way back to the fat ass queen.

Queen- Hah! You found all the boxes!

Stephen- yeah. Now give us the girl, heifer!

Queen- Wait. You have to choose between these crappy boxes I got at the 99 cents store and it will decide your fate!

Stephen- You stupid hack! Fine, I'll, like, choose.

The boxes are mixed up and Stephen reaches for a box when they all break apart, and it reveals all it had inside.

Stephen- Hey! It broke apart so easily! What gives?

Queen- I told you! I bought them at the 99 cents store...

Stephen- The box I was about to choose had a heartless, so I guess we win!

Queen- No fair! Uhh...uhh...off with their heads!

The stupid queen said to the cards if they didn't attack them, then she would eat them. They were scared of her, so just attacked Stephen, Donald, and Goofy. Meanwhile, Alice is trapped in a cave and all she can do is watch them.

To be continued...

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