A/N... Okay... well... I'm back... It's taken me more than a year to update this, which is really shocking. But, since Librarycat9 gave me seventeen reviews in one day, I feel I owe it to them to try again...
Chapter Seven:
Naruto felt his blush darken with humiliation as the moment where Sasuke could have said yes passed (Sasuke took a VERY long time to answer...). Three years was just too long to expect an Uchiha as arrogant as Sasuke to wait. He'd probably found some minion of Orochimaru's, or even the man himself, to keep himself entertained...
"Do I still what?" Sasuke murmured, leaning in and kissing NAruto on the cheek.
Their carriage of clones stopped as Naruto's mouth dropped open.
"Y-y-y..."
"Idiot." Sasuke murmured, looking away dismissively, but resting a hand on NAruto's back as he did so. Naruto, brain nearly melting from the mixed signals, consulted his inner woman, who was also confused, and ripping her hair out.
"...I think he was saying that he likes us..." One of the clones said. He had a view of Sasuke's face – slightly pink – from where he was standing.
"Wh- but... WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT??" Naruto yelled, tackling Sasuke.
"...Didn't feel like it." Sasuke murmured, trying to push NAruto off him. The shorter boy had pinned him down, and was growling in a distinctly disturbing way... his eyes were red...
"...Do. You. Want. To. Be. With. Me?" The blond Chuunin (or demoted Chuunin if you listened to Tsunade) snarled, enunciating each word slowly around his growing canines.
Wondering if maybe he'd gotten himself in deeper than intended, Sasuke nodded, swallowing slightly.
"Then. Kiss. Me." NAruto himself wasn't sure quite what he was up to... he felt Kyuubi's interference radiating out from the seal in his stomach, making him much more forward than he would have normally been, but wasn't sure what the fox was up to...
One of the clones applied judicious pressure to the back of Sasuke's head, making him realise just how weird it was to be sitting on top of a platoon of clones, right as his lips met Naruto's.
The blond's mouth was feverish as he gripped Sasuke's wrists, his fangs - they were like some sort of animal's – rubbed against the dark-haired genius' pale lips, before they suddenly bit down sharply.
"OW!" Sasuke pulled back, pressing his hand to his mouth as he tasted blood.
"Sorry, I-" Naruto sat back on his heels, blushing and fumbling for words. He didn't have to spend long doing that, before suddenly the seal on his stomach flashed blinding hot red for a moment, and he... imploded.... his body being sucked into the seal, leaving a small pile of clothes, and a scrap of parchment lying on the ground as the army of clones suddenly vanished as well.
"What the...? Sasuke asked, sitting up and looking around.
"SASUKE!!!" SAsuke looked up at the ominous sound of female voices and thundering feet.
The Sasuke Fanclub had returned.
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"What the hell kyuubi?" Naruto snapped, turning to face the fox demon, who was chewing on the bars of its cage in frustration. "You're screwing with my head."
"Why are you being bashful around Sasuke?!? He said he wanted you, go ravish him!!"
"Wh-WHAT??"
"You heard me! Go!" The kyuubi growled, its tails whipping through the bars towards Naruto.
"N-no. I'm not just going to go ravish him. I want it to be special.
"That's girl talk." Kyuubi growled mockingly. "... you owe me a favour. I taught you. You owe me. So go ravish the Uchiha boy."
"No! Why do you care what I do with Sasuke? You're a fox."
"...He looks like Madara." The Kyuubi muttered, almost bashfully, looking away.
"Madara? You mean that super-evil guy who took control of you with his eyes and made you ravage the village Madara?"
"... they were such a beautiful red... I got lost in them." The Kyuubi muttered by way of explanation, sighing.
"That's just wrong..."
"I'm a demon, what do you expect? Now either get out of here and go do things to Sasuke that are unmentionable in a T-fanfiction, or stay here and I'll show you..."
"How can you show me if it's outside the rating?"
THe Kyuubi grinned evilly, as the distance between its cage and NAruto seemed to shrink. THe blond ninja gulped nervously.
"Time lapse."
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Okay, with this stroke of inspiration, or 3am-gotta-finish-chapter-ness, I have figured out the rest of my plot, so this will probably wrap up soon. If any of my old readers are still out ther, thankyou for your patience... I am very sorry.
