Harold regained consciousness just as six Hufflepuffs were about to toss him off a steep cliff. Harold fought back with a flurry of jabs and kicks. Two Hufflepuffs fell off the ledge as the others were dumped into a prickly bush.
Harold rammed down the gymnasium door with his shoulder, only to find more Hufflepuffs idling around. They noticed him and reached for their sais.
Now Harold had to think of something quickly. He knew using the whirlwind spell was risky as his pacemaker would be exposed. Just then, several machetes, the signature blade of Gryffindor, rained down upon the unsuspecting Hufflepuffs. Nelson Romple, former dropout who returned to complete his sixth year, called for Harold to find cover. Ducking under an overturned waste bucket, Harold realized just the spell! He disrobed and changed all of his limbs into riot control gattling guns.
Harold clunked down Hogwarts' hallways, shooting down Hufflepuffs bursting out of doors, off of ceilings, out of lockers and tumbling through windows. He stormed into the Study of Ancient Runes class, only to end up staring down the cannon of a Hufflepuff M-374 tank.
Sixteen Gryffindors jumped out of a janitor's closet to the left, so Harold ordered them to attack it at all sides. The students did well in holding the tank off as Harold looked for more ammunition. But then, the one dreaded spell escaped from the lips of a Gryffindor: "Rictussempra!"
A dark hole to a feared and mysterious dimension opened up, sucking in all the Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors in the vicinity. Harold crawled under the sink to avoid being sucked in. After six minutes the dark hole faded away and Harold emerged, prepared to take on anything that could have come out of the other side of the portal.
Something suddenly bit Harold on the arm. Harold knocked it off and into a projection screen. It turned out to be Harold's old friend Hermione Granger, who sacrificed herself to get Voldemort sucked into a portal years ago.
"That really hurt, you know," said Harold.
"Likewise," said Hermione, spitting out two teeth.
