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Aragorn = Boromir
Boromir = Aragorn
Frodo = Gimli
Gandalf = Pippin
Gimli = Sam
Legolas = Frodo
Merry = Merry
Pippin = Legolas
Sam = Gandalf
Chapter Seven: Deja vu, Anyone?
"Didn't we already come this way?" Merry whines.
"Look! All of you! SHUT UP! I'm so sick of all of you! The next person I hear make a peep will be silenced forever! Care to argue?" Boromir yells, his eyes wild with anger and frenzy.
"Er.." Pip started, but Merry socks him in the stomach.
"Ok. Everyone, let's get our sorry rear ends over to the Mines of Moria." Boromir says.
The Fellowship starts heading towards Moria.
"I have a strong sense of Deja vu." Sam says.
"HEY! What did I tell you?" Boromir asks, snapping around.
"Sorry." Sam mutters.
"Ok. Let's go."
After trekking on, and Merry whining about cramps and hunger pains, Boromir having to be restrained before slaughtering Merry, three threats, seven bribes, and 24 apples latter, they arrive at the gates of Moria.
"How do we get in?" Aragorn asks.
"Well, you need to speak the password." Gandalf says.
"How did Pippin know that?"
"Oh, whatever. It mirrors starlight and moonlight, anyway." Sam says, as the door illuminates.
"Speak the password, already!" Gandalf says.
"Erm....Please?"
The Door stays still. It then laughs.
"Did that thing just laugh?" Aragorn asks.
"Have you been smoking?"
"No."
The Door chuckles.
"I knew it!" Aragorn screams.
"Can you please open?" Sam asks.
"Mellon!! MELLON!" Gandalf screams.
The Door opens, and the Fellowship enters.
"I hate it here." Pippin whispers.
"GASP!" Legolas gasps.
"This is no mine." Aragorn says.
"Look! A sk—."
"Shh!"
"A what?"
"I don't know." Pip says.
"O, god! These people..."
"Dwarves!" Gimli says, along with Frodo.
"These dwarves died!" Boromir says.
"How?"
"They just did!"
"Old age."
"We're standing in a room with DEAD PEOPLE!!!" Pippin screams.
"Let's get outta here!!!" and everyone runs out, only to meet...the Watcher in the Water!!
A/N: Ooh! A Cliffhanger! Stay tuned for the excitement!! Review and get lots of goodies for free! So review! Next will end the cliffhanger and they will finally start to follow the book and movie!
