I hate my computer! It deleted the story! I was half way through chapter 6 too! I hate it when I have to re-type things…It buggs me to no end. So yeah sorry about not updating well here it is!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Spoiler waring: If you have not read the Tobi's true Ideanta chapters then skp past the parts that are between the (spoiler) signs.
Chapter 6: A Halloween like no other!
Takumi raced down the stairs into the living room. She gasped with joy at the decorations.
The living room walls were painted black with fake spider webs and equally fake spiders' covering almost every single inch. Orange and white streamers hung down from the ceiling. The chandelier lights were replaced with tall lit candles. The U shaped couch was gone and in its place were 9 black beanbag chairs. Takumi gave another squeal of delight as she plopped herself down in one of the chairs. She fidgeted around until it felt comfy.
"Whoooo!" She yelled. Takumi was pumped. Tobi had told her about Halloween yesterday. She was sooo excited about it that she couldn't sleep.
"I wonder what my costume will be" She mused out loud. She knew that the others were still asleep other wise she wouldn't be talking to herself.
Tobi had told her that scary costumes were the best cuz when you go out to get the candy you could scare people! Though what was really scary was that when she told Tobi that scaring people wasn't something a good boy does…he…laughed…evilly…he laughed a laugh so evil that all bad guys would be jealous of it. Takumi shivered at the thought of it.
'Hmmm I'm hungry' she thought. She gave a quick glance at clock on the wall. 7 am. 'Sounds about the right time for breakfast.'
With a little difficulty she rolled out of the bean bag chair and skipped off to the kitchen. Munching on some cereal she got back to thinking about her costume.
What is something that's really scary… Takumi thought for a while. It was hard thinking about scary things when you can't remember anything that's scary, to you or anyone.
"Up already?" Kakuzu had walked into the room.
"G'morning Kakuzu-san." Takumi smiled cheerfully. He grumbled a bit then grabbed a bowl of cereal for himself.
"Takumi-chan. I want to ask you something."
"Hmm?" Takumi gave Kakuzu a curious look.
"Do you have any special abilities that you are not telling us about?"
Takumi thought about the question. "What ever do you mean Kakuzu-san?"
"Do you have special skills or abilities. Is not a hard question."
"Um… even if I did I don't remember them."
"I see…."
"Why do you ask?"
"It's nothing."
"Ok then…." Takumi quickly finished her cereal. She said bye to Kakuzu, who was still eating and ran to Tobi's room. On the way she ran into Hidan, who was half asleep.
"Good morning Hidan-san" Takumi smiled.
"Hey, good morning to you to. Where are you going in such a hurry?"
Takumi shifted a bit. Ever since "that" happened she had become a little shy around the jashanist.
"Um…I'm going to Tobi's room." Takumi looked away.
"That dang Tobi. He's hogging you all to himself." Hidan smirked. "Some of us are getting jealous." He brought his face close to Takumi's. "Don't you agree?"
Takumi couldn't look away from Hidan's perfect face. Without thinking she nodded her head.
Hidan's smirk grew. "Good. Since you agree with me you can sleep in my room tonight. Takumi nodded her again before thinking about his words. The jashanist laughed before patting her on the shoulder and heading downstairs. Takumi continued on the Tobi's room. Hidan's words still not registering in her head.
"Oh! There you are Takumi-chan! Tobi was worried that you spontaneously combusted in your sleep! Tobi wants Takumi-chan to stay beside Tobi at all times!" Takumi gasped and started to scream and roll around of the floor. Hidan's words had finally been processed in her slow brain.
"OH MY PIE! I'M GOING TO GET RAPED!"
Tobi jumped back in surprise. "Tobi's not going to rape you Takumi-chan! Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi's words were tinted with stress.
"I'm sorry Tobi. I'm talking about Hidan-san. He tricked me in to sleeping in his room tonight."
Tobi gave off angry auroras. "He did what?" he hissed
"He tricked me into sleeping in his room tonight." Takumi was started by Tobi's sudden hostility.
"Don't worry about Hidan Takumi. I'll take care of him. Then you'll be all mine." Tobi vanished in a blink of an eye. Takumi gaped at the now empty stop were Tobi was standing only moments before.
Takumi knew one thing and one thing only. Tobi was acting completely different today.
Takumi shrugged it off and charged into Tobi's room. She had just gotten an idea for her Halloween costume.
It was not 8:24 pm. everyone was gathered in the living room all in costume. Hidan was a headless ninja. Deidara was a pirate artist. Sasori was…himself…. Itachi was a psychotic lunatic with a chainsaw in a hockey mask. Kisame was a...life guard? Kakuzu was a bounty hunter and Tobi was…oh my pie….Tobi was Michelle Jackson! (Boy… some Akatsuki members are not so creative with Halloween costumes XD)
"Where the heck is Takumi! I wanna go get some candy!" Hidan's head yelled from his hand.
"I'm getting tried of waiting too." Sasori was fingering the watch on his hand.
"She'll be here, yeah. She said that she need to put some final touches on her costume, un" Deidara glanced over at the stairs. The others glared at the blonde. "W-well I guess that she could…OH MY PIE! IT'S BACK! THE MOLD MONSTER!" Deidara pointed in anguish as a purple tentacle thing wrapped its self around Tobi's shoulder.
Tobi glanced down at the tentacle then calmly said. "Hello Takumi-chan….are you supposed to be a…a….a whatever Deidara said."
"Awww. Didn't I scare you?' Takumi stepped out from behind Tobi. She was wearing a baggy purple T-shirt and baggy grey pants. She had a long tangled purple wig on her head and her arms were covered in really long purple arm socks that that had tentacle looking paper attached at the end.
Tobi laughed cheerfully. "You didn't scare me but you did scare Deidara-san."
Everyone laughed at Deidara who was shocked and really embarrassed at the same time.
Takumi frowned. "Do I really look scary Deidara-san?" Takumi slightly pouted her lips.
Deidara blinked. "Um…you look more like a cute mold monster than a scary one."
Takumi's face fell. "Dangit. Tobi-kun told me that scary costumes were the best ones. I thought that that mold monster was pretty scary."
Itachi, Sasori and Deidara all nodded their heads, that mold monster was scary.
"Hey! What the heck are we doing just standing here! Are we going trick or treating or what! Seriously."
Everyone nodded their heads. They set out for the nearest village. When they had arrived at the village they had agreed to be back at the base by midnight and split into groups. Tobi and Takumi. Itachi and Hidan (who had no plans of actually trick or treating but instead scaring little children into giving them all of their candy.) Deidara and Sasori and finally Kisame and Kakuzu.
Since I don't feel like typing about everyone's night of trick or treating I'll give you a quick overview.
Tobi and Takumi hit every house and their bags were overflowing. Tobi got two more bags from the kids he scared with his acting.
Itachi and Hidan had the most candy (around 25 bags. They had to use scrolls to carry it all .).
Deidara blew up an old lady's house when she called him a girl, and I quote. "Oh my! What a mouth on such a young girl. Are you PMSing or is it just "your friend" visiting you (If you don't get it, then think about it and no old ladies were hurt in the typing of this fanfic. She was miraculously saved by Batman)". Sasori spent the rest of the night making fun of the blonde and poking fun at his "friend".
Kisame and Kakuzu just pilfered all of the candy form a few households.
It was a good night for all of them. Back at the base everyone was present except for Tobi and Takumi. It was almost midnight.
"Where the frigg are Takumi and Tobi." Hidan took a bite of his Milky Way.
"Where're right here!" Takumi come bounding through the front door. She jumped in circles around everyone. She was just a tad sugar high.
Tobi come in seconds after Takumi. "Sorry we took so long. We hit every single house. So let's start the scary movies."
(spoiler start)
Everyone nodded and took a seat in the bean bag chairs. Just as Hidan was about to take the seat next to Takumi Tobi appeared out of nowhere and snatched the chair from right underneath him. Hidan hit the ground with a loud 'Thud'
"Sorry Hidan-san but I'm going to sit next to Takumi." Everyone could feel the glare Tobi was giving them through his mask.
The movie started (I don't feel like picking out a specific movie so just think of the scariest movie you know and that's the one their watching)
Deidara silently beckoned to Sasori and Kakuzu, who were sitting next to him.
"Hey" The mad blonde bomber began. "Is it just me or is Tobi acting a little weird. I mean he's not talking in third person and earlier before we left to go trick or treating he called me san not sempai. He's calling everybody san."
Sasori and Kakuzu nodded their head in agreement. They glanced over at Takumi and Tobi. Takumi was focused on the movie, she was so focused on the movie that she didn't notice Tobi who had started to get a little touchy, touchy. Tobi was moving his hand back and forth along Takumi's thigh. He gave the three Akatsuki members a very scary glare.
"What's your problem?" A very different Tobi asked.
Everyone gaped at Tobi. His voice was so much deeper and had a lovely evil genius tint to it.
"Tobi is that you, un"
"No." Tobi started to laugh manically. "No I am not Tobi I am-!"
"Madara Uchiha." Itachi finished. Everyone looked from Itachi to Tobi.
"So you figured it out eh Itachi-san. Yes I am Madara Uchiha the true founder and leader of Akatsuki. And I want all of you to-"
"Wait a sec." Sasori had cut off Tobi/Madara. "Are you saying that you were Tobi this whole time? I don't believe that."
"Heh. Yes me and Tobi are two different people. I am sharing this body with Tobi. He doesn't know about me though. He won't remember any of this. However. I remember everything Tobi dose while he's in control. You see I can come out any time I want. But it puts a strain on my soul."
"Then how-"
"Every six months or so I can control this body with out putting a strain on my soul." Tobi had taken off his mask to reveal his two Sharingan eyes. "Now let me say just one thing to you guys. First off, if any off you kill Tobi I will take over your body."
Deidara gulped. He was the one who always tried to kill Tobi one way or another.
"Secondly. When Tobi asks for the definition of things please tell him the truth. I don't care how embarrassing it is. Seriously after that loud moth religious freak told Tobi that "(censored)" means playing Tobi keeps thinking "I'm going to (censored) Deidara or I'm going to have fun (censored)ing with Sasori" Please. I don't not want to hear that. It's disturbing.
Hidan twitched a bit.
"And thirdly." Tobi gave then the death glare of all death glares. "Takumi is mine."
Everyone seemed to want to disagree with that but decided to shut their traps before Tobi would kill them. And boy did Tobi look like he wanted to kill them.
"Now if you excuse me. Takumi and I are going to bed." Tobi/Madara grinned evilly as he picked Takumi, who was in a genjutsu, and carry her upstairs.
(spoiler end)
Everyone was speechless for what seemed like hours.
"Um…Can we just pretend that none of this ever happened?, un"
Everyone nodded their heads. Just as they turned their attention to the long forgotten movie they heard Takumi scream. A loud bang resounded throughout the entire base. They immediately jumped up and ran upstairs only to be greeted by none other then Orochimaru and Kabuto.
The snake man grinned. "Long time no see everyone." His gaze fell on Sasori. "Well if it isn't my old partner. How are you doing Sasori-san?"
"Why the heck are you here?" The puppet man growled.
Orochimaru's wicked smile increased. "To reclaim what is rightfully mine."
"What the friggen heck are you friggen talking about." Hidan had charged the evil duo. This would have been suicidal if he wasn't immortal.
Kabuto jumped in front of Orochi and activated his chakra scalpel. He lunged at Hidan and cut his arm and head off.
"CRAP!" Hidan's head rolled around on the ground.
"You're useless Hidan." Kakuzu growled as he used his strings to hold Kabuto back. Orochimaru saw his chance and started to make hand signs. Everyone swore as he summoned a giant snake that filled the hall. Separating them from him.
"I'd love to stay but I must be going. And since I'm so nice I'll let you say bye to your friend." Orochimaru laughed as Takumi's body came out of the ground. She was unconscious.
"You (censored), un!" Deidara wanted to do nothing more then to blow that pedophile sky high.
"Ku, ku, ku" Orochimaru laughed. "Don't expect seeing me anytime soon." And then he, Kabuto, the giant snake, and Takumi were gone. Disappeared in a flash of fire and smoke.
"Waaaah? Tobi is confused. What happened? Tobi remembers wakening up and jumping around cuz it was Halloween but everything after that is blank. Is this how Takumi-chan feels?" Tobi came stumbling out into the hall. He was rubbing his head. His mask covered his face again. He looked around at everyone's shocked and sad faces. "Hey…where's Takumi-chan?"
"Tobi." Deidara sighed. "Takumi was kidnapped by Orochimaru" Deidara pounded his fist on the ground. Hidan cursed up a storm and the others were just too shocked.
What did Orochimaru mean by taking back what was rightfully his? So many questions they had. But the all knew one sad truth. Takumi was gone. Kidnapped.
Cliff hanger! I know I'm evil :D. So if you wanna know what happens next then review! Ha! Now I have something against you! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Cough) anyways. Next time!
Chapter 7! Questions, Answers and Rape.
Takumi: Wait a sec Rape! What are you planning!
Author: I'm not planning anything.
Takumi: Then what's up with that title? Huh?!
Author: Just go with the flow.
Deidara and Hidan: What the frig!
Author: heh, heh, heh, heh um….. Oh look at the time! Gotta run! Cya!
Takumi Deidara and Hidan: GET BACK HERE!
