Yes, she saved Neji's father that way, but because she's her, she completely forgets and disregards about it. She still made the guy alive but incapacitated. With the Kyuubi Chakra, she basically burned the Kumo guy's chakra coils. Nobody can go into her head for the fear of the Kyuubi and because she has a fucked up morals, nobody would ever think of getting into her head

Omg, I'm so freaking bored, I've gotten to the bad side of the internet. How do you think I got most of the song. I'm just and currently listening to I'm a Banana, It's Peanut Butter Jelly time, HEYEYEYEYYAYAYEYE thing, EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP, Da Coconut Song, etc.

I actually believe that Naruto started out early, but kept on failing, thus causing him to 'fail the exams 3 times'. I'm making her graduate fast. Not Itachi rate, but about 2 years, I suppose.


I was the youngest one in the academy, there was no denying that. I was bored immediately. Wtf? These were ninjas-in-making. Blood thirsty, future killers. But this? This is a joke to the shinobis. I went to complain to the old man. I barged it, completely ignoring the stupid secretary who thought that she could boss me around.

"Oi! Old man!" I hollered. He looked up from his paperworks and smiled at me, his eyes crinkling in kindness. "Yes, what is it Naruto-chan?" He asked patronizingly. I slammed down the book at his desk.

"Floppy the Rabbit? 'Oh no! Floppy the Rabbit is injured! And that's why you have to handle it properly, kids! If not you'll turn out like him!'" I imitated imitated Saddam Hussein from South Park's voice. That high-pitched, annoying sound. He stared at me, bewildered. Just like saying 'Wtf you talkin' 'bout?' ish.

He skimmed through the book. "And this is why Konoha has the most death rate. I lived in the streets and I sure know that they have better death rates than those incompetent fucktards" I said, not censoring my words. Hey, this is what I get for living in the street.

"Hush, Language" He said idly while flipping through the books. Then he stood up calmly, walked around his table and threw my book up, did some hand sign and became a dragon, a fire breathing dragon.

"I'm sorry about your book, Naruto-chan. I'll pay for new books" He made some hand gesture and I don't know what happened.


"From today, we are changing the whole curriculum, due to the death rates that are raising higher. We are going to do a war time curriculum so that you brats can survive a lot longer insteada dying in your first C-rank mission." That made some cried.

It was actually fun, though hellish to the others. I sucked at genjutsu though. So I tried something else. A wide-ranged genjutsu. MUAHAHAHAHA! IT WORKED! So I safely passed that with always an A+ in my grades even if they tried to sabotage it. My grades on paper can always be forged to make me fail, but my real skills on other things were always A+, thus making me even more awesome in my own eyes.

They tried sabotaging taijutsu. But since this is not my first life, I had 'my own style' quote quote over there. It's not my own style but there's no such thing a Jiujitsu and Judo, and anything else like Karate, Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Aikido, Wresting, boxing, Krav Maga, and many other things I'm too lazy to name.

But anyways...Today, we are being introduced to Trapping. I took it like duck to water.


"UZUMAKI NARUTO!" I cackled as I skillfully evaded my victims. I managed to make them fully pink, covered in duck feathers, and on their back is a 'Kick Me' sign. Though there are various things. Like 'Am I sexy enough', or ' Girl, look at my body', or 'I know I've been a dirty little bastard'. That was my personal favorite.

I only let them catch me in the end. I couldn't take them seriously at all after that.


Yeah, I watch South Park. I sometimes cringe at the language. I'm actually not really use to all the cursing. The only thing I've ever used was Fuck, Shit, and damn, not that others. Some others are scientific words, but unfortunately due to the constant use of it due to the hooligans, it became not a scientific word, but more like a slang. That's why sometimes, I refer boobs to mammary glands, or the weights on my chest that makes it really uncomfortable to lie down.

Seriously, I wish that I'm still a kid. Flat as board. Lying down hurts a lot. Being hit in the chest hurts a lot. The heavier the boobs are, the more your back hurts. Everything is unfair.