Furries vs. Anime Villains
Chapter 7: The Battle
"Do you have any idea where this Phoenix could be?" said Bill.
"I don't know," said Lucario. "Krystal and I are using our powers to sense where it might be. We've never been near the Phoenix before."
They walked for a while, until suddenly they sensed a powerful energy heading straight for them.
The villains arrived.
"COOL!" said Colk. "These guys look yummy!"
"They're not food," said Flicker.
"Hello VanDamnmon!" said Blaze.
"It's MYOTISMON!" said Myotismon angrily.
"VanDamnmon!" said Blaze. "VanDamnmon! VanDamnmon!"
Giovanni ran at Lucario, but Lucario blasted him backward with a Kamehameha. He then charged up an energy ball and shot it at Wiseman. Wiseman dodged and shot a white energy blast at him. Lucario shot a Kamehameha, and their attacks collided.
"The Dark Crystal's power is increasing," said Wiseman. "In minutes, I will overpower you."
"Time to destroy the earth!" said Frieza. He rose up into the air and formed a giant energy ball with his hand.
"TRAITOR!" said Bakura. He raised his Millennium Ring to trap Frieza in the Shadow Realm.
Colk wasn't thinking. He rarely did think, since his brain was roughly the size of a kernel of popcorn. All he saw was Frieza's tail waving back and forth, and Colk was in a trance. He hopped on Bakura's head, then on Myotismon, then on Moo, then jumped up. Everyone stared in awe. Even Lucario and Wiseman turned aside from their battle to watch. Colk jumped up and bit Frieza's tail.
"YEOW!" said Frieza, waving his arms around and sending his energy ball flying into the moon.
Captain Canada stood on the moon. Today he was going to fly by and make Canada look like idiots again with his ridiculous costume.
Frieza's Supernova hit the moon and blew it up.
"Now the power of the silver crystal is nothing!" said Wiseman. A realization suddenly hit him. "You… don't have the Silver Crystal do you?"
"Diamond Storm!" said Renamon, and she shot shards of glass at Wiseman. They hit him and shattered him to pieces.
"Dead!" said Earl. He raised a shotgun and fired at Frieza. Frieza caught the bullet and flicked it at Al, killing him. Earl, realizing this wouldn't work, aimed his gun at Bakura's Millennium Ring and shot it. The Millennium Ring was shattered into pieces.
"YEAH!" said Earl. "Wh… whaaaaaat?"
Bakura stood there unharmed.
"I may have been featured in a show in some other dimension," said Bakura. "Possessing some idiot while bound to my ring. In this universe, this body is my own, and the ring is merely my power to banish people to the Shadow Realm. But I still have other attacks!" He raised his arms and shot dark blue electricity at Earl, zapping him so that his skeleton was visible, and then he threw Earl over the side of a cliff.
Then, Artemis jumped up and began scratching Bakura.
Frieza waved his tail back and forth to try and jerk Colk free. Why was Colk able to affect him so?
Gidget pecked at Frieza's eyes, but Frieza swatted him out of the sky and transformed straight into his fourth form. Colk was blown off Frieza and smashed into a rock wall.
"A ha ha ha ha," said Moo. "Enough! I grow tired of the 'A ha ha ha ha' business!"
"You can talk?" said Flicker.
"Of course I can," said Moo in a deep voice.
Krystal, Flicker, and Blaze began fighting Moo. Flame rushed in to help them, but Flicker said "No! Leave Moo to us! Remember Frieza!"
Flame turned toward Frieza, who was advancing on Colk. She flew at Frieza and punched him in the gut. Frieza gasped in pain and fell to his knees. Flame and Frieza began fighting.
"Is it coincidence," said Bill, "that Frieza sounds like Freezer and is getting beat up by someone whose name is of an element that is super effective against ice?"
Flicker, Blaze, and Krystal were an even match for Moo.
"Not bad," said Moo. "Now you'd like to witness my true form!" And before the horrified eyes of his opponents, Moo transformed into a gigantic white, black, and red dragon! He breathed fire at Flicker, Krystal, and Blaze, scorching them.
Renamon began fighting Myotismon. Her back was turned to Wiseman, who was reforming unnoticed by Renamon. Once he was whole again, he shot a dark energy blade at Renamon.
The blade pierced through furry flesh… blue furry flesh…
"Lucario!" said Renamon. In a rage she pulled out a rocket launcher and fired at Myotismon, injuring him. He fell to his knees in pain, blood trickling from his lip.
The energy blades impaling Lucario vanished, leaving a gaping wound where it had once been. Lucario put all his energy into a Kamehameha and fired at Wiseman.
Wiseman was powerful. But not powerful enough. The Kamehameha hit him directly.
"WHAT?" he said as he was vaporized. "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! NO ONE IS AS STRONG AS THE DOOM PHAN…" And Wiseman was no more.
Lucario fell to his knees.
"Lucario!" said Renamon.
"Renamon…" said Lucario. "I… love… you…"
"I love you too Lucario," said Renamon.
"Don't let them win…" said Lucario. "Find the Phoenix… destroy Moo…"
And Lucario glowed a bright blue, turned into a beam of light going upward from the ground, and vanished.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Renamon.
A bright light shone from the area, and a light shone from the sky onto Gidget Bubblenose. Everyone watched as he transformed.
Does this mean what you think it means? Find out next chapter!
