Small Body, Big Heart…or at least, Medium-Sized
Why the hell am I still short?
I'm twenty plus now and I'm still short? Okay…maybe entering the twenties. But still! Didn't they say a guy stops growing when they become twenty one? Or was it twenty four…damn it. Couldn't that stupid trick master give me some stilts and long pants, or I don't know, a GROWTH POTION!
Maybe I should've wished to be taller when I had Jirachi, damn it…But then Gold and Sapphire would beat me up.
At least I won a Battle Frontier, and I don't mind my Pokémon much now, I love them, and people who are nice to them…but do they have to keep staring at me or keep referring to me as "kid" or "little boy" and offer me lollipops? What's up with that? I'm just as tall as them…YES! Hair counts when height is measured!
Stupid Nurse Joy…I can't believe she thought I was fourteen or something. That's the last time I go in that city's Pokémon Center.
I needed to write a humorous piece simply because the others in "Sky" and the ones here in "World" are too sappy, dramatic, or just plain weird. Emerald was it. Besides, I really didn't want to write a piece on him, but he is an integral character, and Yellow is there, so, he has to be too.
