Chapter 7

: Birthday Number 1

Person: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Monkey: Shut up.

Person: But it's your B-Day!

Monkey: That's why I want you to shut up.

Yama & Tsu: HAPPY-!

Monkey: You guys too. Shut up.

Person: You suck.

Tsuna: Why don't you seem happy?

Person: Cuz he's a loser.

Monkey: No. To answer your question, Tsuna. It's because I don't care about my birthday. It's just another 'normal' day to me.

Yamamoto: You have to do something on your birthday.

Monkey: Nope. Never have and never will. Too irritating.

Person: He's just a loser.

Monkey: Shouldn't you be working on Yamamoto's birthday?

Person: THAT'S RIGHT! Well, see ya later! *rushes out*

Tsuna: Wow. I think this has been the shortest 'chapter' yet.

Monkey: That's just how unimportant my birthday is.

Tsuna: *sweat-drop* Still...

Monkey: Well I might as well end this thing since the jackass left. I hope you have a not benched April 21st. Bye.