Looney Tunes & Space Jam 2: Swackhammer's Revenge Chp. 7: The MonStars To The Rescue!
Chapter 7: "The MonStars To The Rescue!"

At Moron Mountain ...

While Swackhammer was busy setting out the plans for his revenge against the Tune Squad, the CloneStars were preparing to beat up the girls in one room.

"So, you girls still think that we are a bunch of losers, eh?" Null asked evilly.

"L-L-Leave us alone, you group of jerks!" Victoria said in a scared tone. "You'll be sorry when our boyfriends come up here to save us!"

"Your boyfriends, eh?" Nawt 2.0 said. "Please, as if those toned-down versions of us can come up here and rescue you."

Before the CloneStars began to give the girls some pain, there was a knock at the door all of a sudden, leaving the CloneStars and the girls confused. Who could be here at this time of day?

"Who could that be?" Bupkus 2.0 asked.

"I don't know," Zilch said. "I'll have to see."

When Zilch opened the door, he saw Pound, Blanko, and Nawt dressed up as door-to-door salesmen, while Bang and Bupkus snuck in from behind to rescue the girls.

"Hello, there, gentlemen, we are Moe, Curly, and Larry, and we represent the ACME Household Products Company of Walla Walla, Washington," Pound said.

"We came up here with the notice that your vacuum cleaner has gone bad," Blanko said.

"Eh, don't worry about it, dude," Void said. "We just got laid off."

"Oh, but come now, we insist," Nawt said as he walked in with a new vacuum cleaner. "Just check out the new features of this bad boy."

While Nawt, Pound, and Blanko kept the CloneStars busy, Bang and Bupkus helped get the girls out of harm's way.

"Oh, Bang!" Alexandria said as she hugged Bang. "It's so good to see you guys again!"

"Are you girls okay?" Bupkus asked.

"No, they nearly beat us up, and those 'ClownStars' called us losers!" Lindsay said, tearing up.

"Oh, really?" Bupkus said. "Don't worry, we'll have some more revenge for them during the big game. This is just a sneak preview of what they will expect."

Bang and Bupkus quickly led the girls to the spaceship, as the CloneStars were busy checking out the vacuum cleaner that Nawt was using. However, Nawt 2.0 noticed Bang and Bupkus sneaking out with the girls.

"Wait a minute," Nawt 2.0 said. "Guys, don't you even know what is going on? These guys are distracting us while those two MonStars get those girls back!"

The CloneStars gave angry looks to Pound, Blanko, and Nawt, while Nawt laughed nervously.

"Eh, guys, it's time for our exit, stage left," Pound said as he snuck away.

"Point taken, dude," Blanko said as he followed.

Nawt just looked at the CloneStars as he said, "Oh, before I go, fellows, here's one more product I have to show you; it's called ... the 'Get Out of My Way' machine!"

Nawt then takes out an advanced vacuum cleaner and puts it in reverse, causing the CloneStars to fall backwards. Nawt then throws the vacuum cleaner at them as he zooms out of the room, saying to the other MonStars, "Come on, fellas, get the spaceship! Let's roll on up out of here!"

Everyone got into the spaceship and Pound tried to start it up, but it would not even start and the CloneStars were getting closer to them. Bupkus 2.0 growled, "Look, boys! The spaceship hasn't even started yet! Let's beat 'em up while we have the time!"

"Yeah, let's take 'em down!" Null shouted.

Nawt screamed when he saw the CloneStars running up to the spaceship and he zoomed up to Pound, saying, "Pound, hurry up! Those CloneStars are getting closer to beating us down! Can't this thing start up right?!"

"I'm trying! I'm trying!" Pound said as he continued to start up the spaceship.

When the CloneStars were about to get into the spaceship, everyone closed their eyes as they began to prepare for the worst. Luckily, the spaceship finally decided to start and the MonStars and the girls were able to zoom out of Moron Mountain. The CloneStars all stopped and growled.

"Aw, man! We were so close to getting those jerks!" Nawt 2.0 said.

"Hey, don't worry about a thing, Nawt 2.0," Zilch said. "We'll get those girls sooner or later after we win the basketball game. Also, those Tunes and MonStars won't even stand a chance against us!"

"Yeah, you got that right, dude," Void said. "Those Looney Tune-Weaklings could barely beat the MonStars until that Fresh Prince character came in to help them out in the last quarter of the last basketball game, so this should be a piece of cake."

The CloneStars all laughed evilly as they began to prepare for the upcoming basketball game.


In the Moron Mountain Spaceship ...

The MonStars were flying back to Looney Tune Land to start practicing for the Ultimate Game as the girls were feeling glad that they avoided the worst beating of their life. Nawt was busy looking back to see if the CloneStars were still following them. Pound asked, "Hey, Nawt, are those CloneStar jerks still following us?"

"Nope," Nawt said. "I think we lost them, Pound."

"Well, that's good," Pound said. "I have a special beatdown saved up for tonight's game and it is going to be for them."

"Thanks for saving us, guys," Lindsay said. "I thought we would be goners if the CloneStars actually had the nerve to beat us up."

Nawt placed his hand on Lindsay's shoulder as he said, "Hey, don't worry about a thing, Lindsay. Did you really think that we would let those CloneStar jerks beat you girls down? Not a chance!"

"Well, it's a good thing that you guys came in and saved the day," Victoria said as she leaned on Blanko. "I like that in a guy."

Blanko was blushing as he said, "Aw, shucks, it was nothin'."

Suddenly, the MonStars were receiving a call from Looney Tune Land. Pound pressed a button and a video screen appeared; the call was shown to be coming from Bugs Bunny. Bugs said, "Hey, guys, how did things go on Moron Mountain?"

"Oh, things went well," Pound said. "They went really well."

"What about the girls?" Bugs asked. "Were you able to save them from those CloneStars?"

"Yeah, we saved them from some upcoming harm of the CloneStars," Pound said. "Don't worry, Bugs, the girls are all fine. We should be back in Looney Tune Land in a couple of minutes."

"Okay, doc," Bugs said. "Remember, we still have to practice for the basketball game against Swackhammer and the CloneStars. If the CloneStars are really willing to stoop this low to win the basketball game, who knows what will happen next?"

"Well, I guess we'll surprise them when we get to the game, Bugs," Pound said. "How about we talk about this when we get back to Looney Tune Land?"

"Alright, Pound," Bugs said. "I'll catch you guys later."

The MonStars and the girls waved at Bugs as the video screen went to black. The MonStars continued to make their way back to Looney Tune Land to practice for the basketball game against the CloneStars. The girls have avoided a potential beatdown from the CloneStars, but the CloneStars and Mr. Swackhammer will try even harder to take away the MonStars' girlfriends after the Ultimate Game.


A/N: The MonStars saved the girls from potential doom (courtesy of the CloneStars), but the CloneStars and Mr. Swackhammer will not stop at any cost to get those girls to trigger the MonStars' nerves. However, the Tunes and the MonStars have the confidence that they will beat the CloneStars. Will they stay true to their word? "Stay Tooned" to find out, Folks!