Episode 6: Ohato, my Spaniards

Warning: the following story contains violence, gore, torture, and offensive slang words. This is NOT for the faint of heart. Reader descretion is advised.

Chris: last time on Total Drama, I decided to do not do challenges until Teresa is dead. Gwen got eliminated. Who will be going home next? Will the cheetahs lose? Find out, right here, on TOTAL...DRAMA...SUMERIAN ISLAND!!

(Claymore theme song)

(Cody screaming)

Teresa: did you hear that, Noah? Someone needs help.

Noah: Cody...

Teresa: I MUST SAVE HIM! (runs quickly)

Noah: TERESA!

Cody: HELP!

Teresa: stay calm, Cody. You would fall down, and I WILL CATCH YOU! Do you trust me?

Cody: WHO ARE YOU?!

Teresa: I'm a claymore. I'm here to save lives. Do you trust me.

Cody: I GUESS. (jumps down, screaming, but then lands on her arms)

Teresa: told you, I was here to help.

Cody: (chuckles) Wow. I never knew a hottie, like you could save my life. What's your name?

Teresa: Teresa. Teresa of the Golden Hearts.

Cody: ooh! With a hot name. You are the woman of my dreams.

Noah: WHOA, whoa! Teresa told me that she has a boyfriend. So she's taken.

Cody: What?! by you?!

Noah: WHAT? NO!

Cody: YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME JEALOUS!

Noah: SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!

(Noah and Cody arguing)

Cody: TERESA. IS. MINE!

Noah: NO. SHE'S. NOT! SHE'S WITH RICKY! SHE'S! WITH! RICKY!!!!

Cody: oh. (chuckles) my bad on that one. But still, I'm jealous, because (flirtatiously) Teresa is really hot.

Teresa: Ugh!

Cody: Call me, T-T.

Teresa: That's what I call myself. Even though, Cody, let's just be friends.

Cody: alright. Later. (leaves)

Chris: Remainder of 9, also known as the final 9. We're going to Spain.

Noah: Spain?

Teresa: what are we gonna do in Spain?

Chris: You'll find out.

(later, on the plane)

Lydia: Spain. I hate Spain.

Carmen: Couldn't you be more negitive?

Teresa: Well, could be worse.

Noah: Spain. I don't really like Spain either.

Cody: I do! Ole!

Teresa: Ole.

Clair: Hey, Teresa. Spain is here!

(Teresa gasps)

Teresa: cool!

Noah: whoa, Spain looks high.

Clair: like you are...

Teresa: SAVAGE! SHE GOT YO BUTT DIS TIME! SAVAGE!!!!

Clair: SAVAGE!

Teresa: SAVAGE!

(in Spain)

Chris: In Spain, my friends. Our challengr is to dance. Since you're all my 9 spainards. I'll let one girl dance with one boy. I'm chosing. The girl who's dancing is Teresa, since it")'s pre-merge, and the boy who's dancing with her is Noah.

(static beeps)

Teresa (confessional): I hate... (bangs on wall with her head) my life.

(staric beeps)

Noah (confessional): (dreamily sighs) Teresa. I love to dance with the gorgous dirty-blonde hair girl, who wears glasses. She's dreamy.

(static beeps)

Teresa: GAG.

Noah: Oh, Teresa. Don't worry. It won't hurt.

Teresa: no offence, Noah, but I actually want to date my actual boyfriend, Ricky.

Noah: none taken. (takes shirt off)

Teresa: da heck?! Naw, bruh. (runs away) Naw. Naw.

(meanwhile)

Noah: Teresa. I want her.

Cody: jealous! You get to dance Teresa?

Mark: lucky!

Owen: this is a bad idea.

Noah: oh, Owen (chuckles proudly) I think it's ok to dance with another girl.

(later)

Noah: ready! ole!

Chris: Teresa?

Teresa: ole.

Chris: ready... set... dance!

(markkuite chikkyuru in Spain playing)

(Noah and Teresa dancing randomly, while Teresa screams)

Mark: BOR-RING!

Chris: The vampires have done it. they win!

(all cheering)

Chris: Cheetahs. Off to elimination.

(static beeps)

All except Mark(confessional): Mark.

(static beeps)

Chris: you cast out your votes. You know the drill. Carmen, Owen, Cody, and Teresa. The final marshmellow goes to...

NOAH!

Mark: what? why me?

Teresa: you were pretty mean during the dance. No offence.

Mark: oh, yeah. Shouldn't have said that.

Chris: no you shouldn't.

Mark: well, I can finally get home, and play Five Nights At Freddy's on YouTube. Goodbye, Everybody. And I can also spend time with Chica! (screaming)

Chris: (laughs) who will be going home? Will it be Teresa? Find out next time on TOTAL... DRAMA... SUMERIAN ISLAND!

(ending credits)

With scary nights around and previewing the murge, next time, Horror movie merge.

The end.