"Ah... um... Negi-sensei... I... If it's okay with you... w... we have free activity time today, so... would you like to gi... to ga... to gh... um would you like to come with us? You wouldn't would you?" Nodoka was currently having a conversation with a Negi bobble head. This was the scene when Yue and Haruna entered the room to inform her about the others already in the gathering hall.
"Alright, Mahora middle school students! IKADAKIMATSU!" Negi called out to all the students while standing in front of Shizuna. All the students called back out and started eating.
"Uuu... I don't remember a thing after we went to the Kiyomizu temple waterfall yesterday..." Ayaka said since she had a hangover from the sake incident along with the others.
"And we missed out on the first night of the trip too! Damn it! Yuna yelled out causing some to groan from the yell.
"Negi-kun! You look a bit sleepy!" Konoka walked up to where her group was sitting at.
"Ah, Konoka-san! Good morning!" Negi replied.
"Thanks for last night! I don't really understand what happened, but I know you, Asuna, Naru-kun and Se-chan came to help me!"
"W... Well... I was just following Setsuna-san..." Negi said while Chamo was thankful that she didn't care about details about what happened; not that any of them knew that Konoka already knew about magic.
"... Ah, Se-chan!" Konoka saw Setsuna at the end of the table; however she got up and started to move away.
"Ah! Why are you leaving?! Don't be embarrassed! Let's eat together!" Setsuna started to walk away faster.
"Se-chan! Why are you running away?!"Setsuna decided that fast walking wasn't fast enough and ran away from her while shouting that she wasn't running away. Negi was calling out for her also.
"What's all that about? That's the first time I've seen Sakurazaki-san with an expression like that" Ako said as she along with everyone else had seen the entire thing.
"I wonder if something happened last night?" Shiina asked.
"Uuu... Are they having fun without letting me in on it?!" Yuna said angrily.
"Kuuu! I'm definitely not sleeping tonight!" Makie announced.
"Thank god we managed to get her back from that monkey woman without any problems. It looks like Konoka and Sakurazaki-san are getting along now too!" Asuna said to Negi after they had finished breakfast.
"Yes! But that bad onee-chan could come back, so we've got to be careful" Negi warned Asuna.
'The groups will be split today for activities around Nara... As the teacher what should I do? I couldn't hand the letter over yesterday because of everything that happened... and we're in Nara today so... ' Negi thought as he ignored a slight buzz in the back of his head like he forgot something. He was about to continue with his thoughts until he was pounced on by Makie.
"Negi-kun! Come along with our group today!" Her actions surprised everyone in the room. Nodoka, who was trying to talk, was drowned out by her shouting. Thanks to her, members from group 1, 3 and 4 were all fighting for him; Nodoka having enough, shouted over the noise, surprising everyone into silence.
"I... If it's ok with you, we have free activity time today... Would you like to come with us?!" Nodoka asked the teacher.
"Eh... Um... Er..." Negi only sputtered out while he was thinking.
'Uuun... Group 5 looks the most likely to be attacked by hat monkey-onee-san. Konoka-san is with them and so is Asuna-san and Setsuna-san...'
"All right, Miyazaki-san! I'll go with you and group 5 today!"
"Eh..." Nodoka was surprised that he accepted before everyone applauded her. The groups all got on the buses and left the hotel but Negi still had that buzz in his head.
-HOTEL-
Naruto slowly opened his eyes to see bright light. He shut them out of instinct and groaned. After lying for a few seconds, he decided to get up and went into a sitting position. It was surprisingly difficult for him to do so which made him confused.
"Wha?" He lifted his shirt and his eyes widened at what he saw. Bandages were around his stomach where the sword had stabbed him. Dried blood was still on it so the person who put them on must have not redressed the wound.
"Urg" He gritted his teeth as he unwound the bandage. When it all came off he saw that instead of a fully healed stomach, he saw that the wound was still there with stitching.
"Hmm, must have been Shizuna if the stitches are something to go by" He looked around and saw Kurama sleeping. He shook his head and started to wake up the fox.
"Hrm, what is it kit?" Kurama opened an eye to look at Naruto only for him to fully wake and stare at him in shock.
"How the hell is that still open? My youki should have healed it already" Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"Don't know, but it feels like your youki is being repelled from the area by something"
"What can repel my youki?"
"Powerful magic maybe?"
"No matter, I got some painkillers here so you can move without any sort of trouble" Kurama held out a pack of pain killers which Naruto took and swiftly gulped down.
"Thanks. Hmm if your youki doesn't work than maybe we should try something else" He lifted his hands and placed them above the wound. He concentrated making his hands glow a pale green.
"I might not be on the level as baa-chan but at least I can seal the wound enough for me to run around for a bit" He finished applying the healing jutsu on himself and got up to change. He was about to unseal the scroll that had his clothes in it before he stopped and remembered something.
"Shit can't believe I forgot about him" Naruto walked to the door and placed a seal on the door and then on the walls.
"There, now no one can get in or hear what's going on in here" Kurama was looking at him in interest as Naruto unsealed a scroll and opened it. He then placed it on the floor and unsealed whatever was in there. Smoke had filled the room and obscured Kurama's vision so he couldn't see what was in the scroll but he could smell it. It was Kakashi.
"Alright now" Naruto went through some handsigns before stopping.
"Gedō: Rinne Tensei no Jutsu" A large head appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the room and opened its mouth. An aura came out of it and went into the body of Kakashi. The body started to heal as all the wounds it had sustained were disappearing. Once all the wounds had gone, the body opened its eyes.
"Wha? Naruto is that you?" Kakashi looked at the blonde, which he grinned at.
"Yep! It's me sensei!" Kakashi smiled at him while he got up.
"Good to see you Naruto... Oh? Naruto it seems that you gotten taller... You're as tall as me now" Kakashi noticed the height and chuckled remembering that Naruto was the shortest when he was young.
"Anyway where am I?"
-MINUTES LATER-
Naruto had explained what had happened to him and where he was. Kakashi was surprised that they appeared in another world and that the people here were more technologically advanced then they were. He also heard that there were people who were mages.
"So what are you going to do sensei?" Kakashi hummed for a second before getting an idea.
"I could go with you with your class. After the trip I'll talk with the headmaster and see if I can get a job" Naruto nodded his head. If Kakashi could get a teaching job than he could give him the P.E classes since Naruto wanted to spend time doing other things.
"Sounds like a good idea but don't show up until tonight. I can't explain it to the others than" Kakashi nodded his head.
"Okay but if I want to fit in than can you give me some clothes? I'm thinking what I'm wearing would be classified as weird if people saw me like this" Naruto unsealed his other clothes and gave them to Kakashi who nodded his thanks and went into the bathroom to change.
He came out wearing a white dress shirt, black pants and shoes and a white sash that covered his eye.
"Not going to get rid of the mask? Some people will think that you're suspicious then" Kakashi grumbled before slowly removing it. Naruto was excited as he was finally getting to see what his face looked like. He face planted when he saw that Kakashi took out a scarf from somewhere and wrapped it around his face before fully removing the mask.
"I hate you" Kakashi laughed as Naruto glared at the older man.
"Now that you're dressed correctly, I advise you to go to the library with clones and learn all about this world" Kakashi shook his head before turning to leave.
"Hai, hai sempai" Kakashi said in a teasing tone as Naruto was technically his senior as he was more knowledgably of the world they were currently in and that it was different from the one they came from. Naruto shook his head and got changed.
He was wearing the same clothes for work and moved over to pick up Kurama. He moved out of his room with a bit of difficulty and made his way to the reception desk. He already saw the time and knew that the classes were gone.
"I am going to kill Negi as soon as we're alone" He walked up to the receptionist.
"Hi I was wondering if Mahora School already left"
"They left 30 minutes ago sir" Naruto sighed as he ran his hand through his hair.
"Do you know the bus schedule for Nara Park?" The man nodded and checked the timetable.
"The next bus should arrive in 5 minutes" Naruto nodded his head and sat in the waiting area. He decided to kill time by reading Icha Icha. Two minutes passed before a woman came up to him with an excited expression causing him to look up.
"Yes may I help you ma'am?" The woman nodded her head fiercely before presenting him with her own copy of Icha Icha.
"You're the author of this book! Can I have your autograph?" Naruto nodded his head warily before signing the book. He got up and walked onto the bus which had just arrived. As he got on the bus, he noticed everyone except the driver reading a book. He quickly made his way towards the back as he saw that the book was Icha Icha.
'How the hell did that woman know I was the author? I didn't give out a name or a picture so how?' Naruto pondered for a few seconds before taking out his pactio card.
'I swear if it was the old man he is the second one to get it' He started to talk to Konoemon telepathically.
'Hello Naruto-kun? '
'Hey Kono-jiji, did you give out my picture to the publisher?' He heard the old man chuckle.
'Of course. It was to help you with your image'
'What the hell do you mean image?! I rather prefer to be incognito than to be recognised as the damn author for these books!'
'You could have told me that you know?'
'I'm not having this right now. My stop is appearing so I guess we're having this conversation later'
'Alright then' Konoemon cut off the communication as Naruto sighed. Today was going to be a long day if all the stares he was getting were something.
"Ahhhh, shit"
-MAHORA-
Konoemon chuckled at the teen's predicament before turning to his guest.
"Alright I did it, now let's continue with this game" His guest huffed before smirking.
"Serves him right for messing with me all those years ago" Eva said before taking her turn.
"By the way, when did you get a picture of him?" Eva blushed.
"Er-ah-ahhh... No where!" She said a little quickly causing Konoemon to chuckle.
-NARUTO-
After getting away from the horde on the bus, Naruto was in a bathroom looking pained.
"Argh, I really shouldn't aggravate this FUCKING WOUND! Ow, ow, ow" Naruto reapplied the wound and threw the bloodied bandages away. He slowly walked outside while Kurama was looking at him with a worried expression.
"Maybe you should take it easy. If a few minutes of running can cause you to open your wound to this extent than you should relax. I'm sure Negi and the others will understand if you can't perform your duties" Naruto shook his head and walked out of the bathroom.
"I can't relax. I promised to protect them and I will do so" Kurama sighed knowing his stubbornness. Naruto slowly walked around the park seeing the deer's. It reminded him of Shikamaru's family's forest that was filled with deer. He continued walking along until he saw Negi and Nodoka. He wasn't close enough to hear what was being said but he was alarmed when Nodoka left and when Negi proceeded to faint.
"What happened to him?" His voice had made all the girls around Negi jump. Asuna was the first to recover and walked towards him.
"Where the hell were you?!"
"I was sleeping when you left the hotel" He replied calmly.
-HOTEL-
After dragging Negi back to the hotel, Naruto watched him have a little freak out and proceeded to roll on the floor.
"Negi calm down alright? I'm sure it's nothing" Negi stopped and looked at him. While this was going on a few girls were talking around the corner about what was wrong with Negi.
"I wonder what's wrong with Negi-kun?" Makie asked.
"Judging by his appearance, whatever it was, it was big..." Ayaka said, assessing the situation with Negi.
"Maybe he just ate something he shouldn't have?" Yuna gave her input. The girls walked up to Negi and asked what was wrong.
"What's wrong Negi-sensei?" Ayaka knelt down to Negi as he was still on the floor.
"Negi-kun, did something happen this afternoon at Nara Park?" Makie asked.
"Uhyaah?! N… No… Nothing happened… No one confessed to me or anything…" Naruto face palmed as Negi had just dug his own grave. As soon as Negi said that, all the girls shouted which lead to him running away.
"Uuunn... I wonder if that brat will be ok?" Asuna said as she and Setsuna were watching from the sidelines.
"It looks like Negi-sensei has his hands full, doesn't it? Setsuna said as she watched amusedly.
"Oh yeah and it's all thanks to his stupidity" Naruto said as he appeared behind them.
"AHH! DON'T DO THAT!" Asuna yelled at him as Setsuna was stunned.
"Ahaha. Sorry couldn't resist" Naruto chuckled as he dodged a punch coming for his head courtesy of Asuna. He leaned to the side but felt dizzy and slumped against the wall. The wound was seriously impairing him as he couldn't dodge a single punch without exerting the wound; it was getting worse and worse, almost as if the healing chakra was poisoning him.
"Are you alright Naruto-kun?" Setsuna was worried for him as she noticed that after getting stabbed he was getting weaker and weaker.
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine. I'm going to find Negi so if you girls need anything than just go to the onsen. I'll meet you after I find Negi" Naruto left the two and tried to find Negi. The two girls were worried about him since it was obvious that he was hurt.
The girls who were curious about Negi had left to go find Kazumi since they had decided it was her job to find out who had confessed to Negi.
-AYAKA AND OTHERS-
"What?! Obscene conduct between teacher and student?!" Kazumi said while playing with her camera.
"T… That's right Asakura! It's terrible!" Yuna told while Makie was nodding her head.
"Nnnn… That'd be a pretty big scoop! If it turns out to be true that is. As the official camerawoman of 3-A and the academy breaking news division, you can leave it to me, Asakura Kazumi! If there's a scoop, I'll bring it to light!"
"There's just one person we need you to check up on"
"Ok, ok. Who's the suspect? Nitta? Seruhiko? Naruto?"
"Actually..." Ayaka then began to explain the events on what transpired at Nara Park.
"Eh... So in summary, someone confessed to Negi-sensei... Hey, that's not 'obscene' at all!" Kazumi yelled at Ayaka.
"W... What do you mean?! It's well beyond indecent!" Ayaka yelled back.
"At any rate, we need you to find out who did what to Negi-sensei!" Ayaka said trying to persuade her to investigate with the support of Yuna and Makie.
"If it's not a scoop, I'm not interested..." Kazumi declined but then had a different thought.
"But... Well, who knows, maybe something like this will lead to a big story. Doing ordinary news items the public wants to read is also part of a reporter's job, I guess" Kazumi then made her way out of her room and walked around the hallway.
'... A confession huh? That can only mean one person...' She knocked on the door that she had walked up to.
"Hey, I'm coming in! Are you in there, Honya?" She walked into the room and saw Nodoka sitting at a table drinking juice.
"Yes, what is it, Asakura-san?"
"Oh, you're all by yourself! Perfect" She then whipped out a recorder.
"Is it true that you slept with Negi-sensei?" Nodoka spat out the drink that was in her mouth in front of Kazumi's face.
"W-w-w-w-wh... I didn't do anything like that!" Nodoka said hysterically.
"Nahahaha! I'm just kidding! You confessed to him today, didn't you? So, how did it go?" Kazumi said while wiping her face.
"Eh... H-h-h-how did it go? I was able to tell him how I feel... That's all... I didn't want a response from the start, so..."
"Eh... Then you don't care what Negi-sensei thinks?"
"No... I'm just... I'm already satisfied... I'm... afraid to hear his response, so..."
"... Ahahahahaha! You're so cut, Miyazaki! We can't have that! You're not a primary school girl anymore, you know! Well, whatever, it doesn't really matter!" Kazumi said while patting her head. She made her way back outside where Haruna and Yue were. They overheard the conversation and had become confused.
Kazumi walked around the hotel as she deleted the conversation on her recorder. She walked down the stairs and spotted Negi. She continued to follow him until he walked up the stairs to the outside and watched him.
-NARUTO-
"AH SHIT! THIS FREAKING HURTS!"
"Well what do you expect if you decide to 'get back into shape' by doing exercises while wounded? You're a real genius for coming up with this idea. You're THE smartest person I've been sealed ever since your ancestor since every Uzumaki was a dumbass" Kurama said sarcastically as he watched his partner do sit ups. He shook his head and wondered how his friend could be smart in every field but a real idiot in the 'do not aggravate the wound' department.
'Maybe he's just used to me sending youki to heal him instantly. That's what you get for relying on me to pull your ass out of pain' He thought as he saw Naruto collapse from the intense pain he was feeling.
"Oh you done? Good, now here's the record. You have done only 23 sit ups" Kurama said as he held up a chart that he wrote on.
"O-only 2-23? D-damn it" Naruto said as he breathed deeply.
"Well what the hell do you expect?! Doing your usually 100 sit ups then 100 push ups after receiving a life threatening wound?! You're a fucking idiot" Naruto slowly got up and removed the bandages; he stared at the wound.
"It's healing fine and getting better and better... Well come on. My failed workout made me drained, tired and aching which means I need a relaxing bath... Also you need one too" He said as he sniffed the fox before picking it up, grabbing his clothes and a bottle and made his way to the onsen.
-ONSEN-
"Haaaaah..." Negi let out as he was tired from the events that happened.
"Hey, hey, aniki! Don't make such a pitiful sound! If you let your guard down, We'll have girls coming in here again!" Chamo yelled at Negi as he got out of the water and stood on the rocks that Negi was leaning on.
"It'll be fine... This is 'sensei-time'... Students can't come in" Negi waved him off.
"Haaaah... But I've sure got a lot on my plate..." Negi said depressingly as he submerged himself in the water.
"Hm? Someone's coming!" Negi and Chamo looked towards the newcomer and saw that it was Naruto. He slowly made his way to the edge before slowly getting in. Negi looked at him, concerned as he could tell that Naruto's injury was hurting him.
"Are you alright nii-san?" Naruto looked at him as Kurama jumped off his shoulder and relaxed in the water.
"Hm? Oh, yeah I'm ok" Negi nodded his head before looking at the wound. From what he could tell it was mostly healed but still a bit opened that it can cause him pain. His eyes travelled up to the fist sized scar on his 'brother's' chest.
"Nii-san, when did you get that scar?" He was busy freaking out the last time the two of them were in the onsen and did not pay attention to it
"Oh this? I got this when I was 12" Naruto replied as Negi gave him a shocked expression.
"You got a wound where your heart is when you were 12?" Naruto nodded his head.
"How did you survive?" Naruto tilted his head to the side before answering.
"I'll tell you one day Negi, but for now it's time to relax" Naruto closed his eyes before opening them as he felt someone approach. The door slid open to reveal Shizuna.
"Ara, Negi-sensei, Naruto-sensei!" She said to the both but when she saw Naruto topless she blushed which made him cock an eyebrow up.
"S... Shizuna-sensei?!" Negi was surprised and spluttered up water.
Shizuna-sensei" Naruto nodded his head but his thoughts were different.
'Nice disguise; I know that she wouldn't blush like that since she has seen me like this before. Now who are you? That disguise would have fooled me if I wasn't a ninja. Now who are you?'
"You did great today! Do you want me to wash your back?" Shizuna asked as she knelt down in front of Negi.
"N... No, that's all right..." Negi tried to swim away but was caught by Shizuna as she put her hand on his shoulder.
"Uhuhuhu... The truth is, Negi-sensei... I know all about your little secret..."
"Eh?!"
"You... are a mage, right?" Naruto quirked up an eyebrow.
'Doesn't she already know about him being a mage? Wait I felt this signature before but who... Ah! Kazumi-chan!' Naruto was deep in his thoughts that when he looked back at the two he saw 'Shizuna' push Negi's head into her breasts.
'Wow, jeez' He kept watching the two until he heard her slip up.
"Shizuna-sensei... Did your breasts get smaller?" She became shocked at that remark.
"W... Wha... How rude! I'm the 4th largest in the class, you know! I even let you touch them and Naruto-sensei to look at them!" She looked at Naruto who smirked as she had dug her own grave which made her blush.
"4th largest in the class?! W... who are you?!"
"Kuh... Damn! I guess you've worked it out, so I've got no choice. One moment I'm the big-breasted teacher... And the next I'm a breaking news reporter! My true identity... is 3A seat 3, Asakura Kazumi!" She finished as she had taken off her disguise.
"Ahhh! Asakura-san?!"
"You know, you look cuter with your hair down like that" Kazumi blushed at the compliment.
"Thank you and you don't look bad yourself Naruto-kun" She responded
"Naruto-aniki this isn't time for flirting! Aniki erase her memory!" Chamo yelled out.
"R-R-R-Ras Tel..."
"Woah, hold it! Can't you see this phone? Don't you dare make a move! With one press of this 'send' button... I'll send all of your secrets straight to my homepage for the world to see!"
'T... This is bad!' Chamo thought as he and Negi panicked.
"Eeeeeh?! My secret... For the world to see?!"
"Aniki, this ane-san really will do it! If you don't listen to her, everyone is going to find out about you, and they'll turn you into an ermine!"
"Uuu... W... Why are you doing this?" Negi asked as he was backed into a rock as Kazumi kept advancing on him with a microphone.
"Huhu... Because it's a scoop! It's all for the sake of the scoop! Sorry about this, Negi-sensei... But I'm going to have you cooperate with my global ambition..."
"Eh...? A... Ambition?"
"That's right! I'll have the eyes of the world one me with my discovery of a real life mage! I'll have exclusive interviews, and the newspapers and the magazines of the world crawling at my feet! You, the popular Negi-sensei, will star in TV dramas and novels produced by me! You'll even get a Hollywood movie as we go worldwide!"
"I... I don't want that! I have no interest in going worldwide! If everyone finds out about me, I'll be turned into an ermine!" Negi said as he flailed his arms around as Naruto chuckled at the sight.
"No problem! I guarantee you an equal share of the profits, Negi-kun! I'll even let you in on it Naruto-kun!" She turned her head towards him and saw that he shook his head.
"No thanks I have already over 7 figures in my account" That shocked the others in the onsen.
"How do you have so much?" Kazumi asked him.
"It helps if you know what people like" He said cryptically. Kazumi shook her head and refocused on Negi.
"So how about it? Feel like showing me some magic now?"
"Auuueee...?! Heeeuu..."
"I mean, aren't you bored being a teacher here anyway? Wouldn't it be better to be able to use magic whenever you wanted to?"
"Actually in my opinion, I rather work here as a teacher if it means things like this keeps happening. Also the fact that there are cute girls that go to the school" Naruto said, stating his opinion and Kazumi once again blushed as he just called her cute.
"Heguu... I... teacher... If they... Find out..." Was all Negi could say until he snapped and cried. His crying caused him to unleash his wind magic and had flung Kazumi into the air.
"Negi you IDIOT!" Naruto yelled out as he jumped and held Kazumi bridal style. He held her close and descended on top of the water as he was channelling chakra. Kazumi blushed hard as she was close to him and could see his muscles. Negi who had calmed down, looked at the duo and gaped.
"How are you standing on water nii-san? I thought you weren't a mage"
"I'll tell you later" Naruto put the girl down before picking up her phone and crushed it.
"Ah! Why did you do that Naruto-kun?!"
"That was for pressuring Negi and also threatening him. I had to get rid of it and what better way than to do it in a way that would make the data lost forever?" Kazumi cried over her phone as Naruto walked over to Negi.
"You idiot! Have you been taught to be calm in any situation?! Don't answer that, I already know! You should be calmer instead of freaking out over everything!" He whacked Negi at the back of the head as the boy looked down at the ground.
"Sorry nii-san" Just than the three people heard the voices of others on the other side of the door. It opened and Ayaka, Makie, Yuna and Asuna came out. This lead to Kazumi being hit by the three girls while Negi was being whacked by Asuna. Naruto was excused as he was injured.
"Owowowow... There goes my scoop... It looks like I'm no match for a mage..." Kazumi said as she was on the floor holding her aching head.
"That's not true, nee-san! You were really shining back there!" Chamo said as he cheered Kazumi on.
-THAT NIGHT-
Outside of the hotel, Chamo and Kazumi were planning something as they were spying on their classmates. Chamo then told her about a plan he had.
-NEGI AND OTHERS-
Naruto was in the hotel listening to Asuna and Negi talk about Kazumi finding out. He laughed as Asuna mercilessly teased him about him turning into an ermine and going home which made him freak out. He saw that Kazumi and Chamo were walking up to them so he moved out of the way and let Asuna and Negi talk to her. He watched as she gave him the photos that she managed to print out to him as an apology.
'Hm, I wonder if Kakashi-sensei is back yet' Naruto wondered before going outside. He spotted his teacher strolling back to the hotel while reading a book. It wasn't just any book either it was...
"Oh for fucks sake! The first thing you do in a new world is to go out and but porn?! What is wrong with you?!" Kakashi looked at Naruto and put the book away.
"Maa, maa, Naruto, I already sent some clones to go to the library. The only reason I got this book was because I was walking around and I saw this in a bookstore. I asked the worker in there and he said it was a bestseller. I never thought that you would continue Jiraiya-sama's work. Is that why you work at an all girl's school?" Kakashi giggled perversely at the thought on what Naruto did to the students especially on what he did to the naughty students. Such a good way to punish them.
"It's not like that ero-Kakashi!" Naruto yelled at him while the man just laughed at him.
"Come on I've got to introduce you to some of my friends. Well at least the ones that know about magic" He led Kakashi back into the hotel as he sighed. Was it a good idea to unleash Kakashi in an all girl's school? Especially his class and also the more... developed girls in his class.
"Soo, Naruto... Got a girlfriend?" Naruto stopped mid-step and turned towards Kakashi. He gave him a suspicious look, making Kakashi bring his hands up. Naruto sighed and resumed the journey to his room.
"Yeah I got a girlfriend. Two actually; I met them a long time ago" Kakashi's visible eye widened before grabbing Naruto by the shoulders.
"You got a girlfriend... Two in fact! Oh Naruto you made me so proud!" Kakashi cried comical tears out of his eye while giving his ex-student a pat on the shoulder.
"Yeah, and you're going to meet one of them if my clone's memory serves right" They reached the room that Naruto was sharing with Negi and opened the door. In the room was Negi, who was sitting down relaxing, Asuna who was also relaxing and Setsuna, who was walking around.
"Hey guys, what's happening?" They all turned to Naruto.
"Nii-san! WE were just talking about who was going to go on patrol" Naruto nodded his head and moved out of the way to let Kakashi in.
"Nii-san? You have a brother Naruto?" Kakashi asked the blonde next to him.
"No not really however his dad was crazy and actually adopted me into his family just for acting like him" Naruto whispered into his ear.
"He adopted you? Did he even know that you're from another world?"
"Yea, I told you he was crazy. I said that I might disappear soon but he didn't care. Just because I acted like him and told him my parents were dead made him do that" Naruto sighed before getting on with what he had planned.
"Guys, this is Hatake Kakashi. He is an old friend of mine" Kakashi bowed as the occupants of the room stared at the newcomer. Negi decided to speak up.
"The boy is Negi Springfield. He's my friend and co-worker. The one with orange hair is Kagurazaka Asuna. She's a student of mine. The one with the hair tied to the right is Sakurazaki Setsuna. She's my student also and one of my girlfriends" Naruto said as he whispered the last part to Kakashi. The three nodded their heads.
"Anyway, Negi is the one with magic, Setsuna is a swordsman and Asuna can fight really well" The three were shocked as Naruto just told them classified information.
"Nii-san! Why would you tell him that?!"
"Because Negi, Kakashi-sensei is just like me. He was the one that taught me how to fight when I was little" They all calmed down at that.
"Well if he's just like you than I guess he can stay" Negi said as they went back to discussing who was going on patrol. Naruto and Kakashi stood to the side as they were not needed. When the topic changed to one talking about the weird feeling in the air. The two shinobi had felt it too but it didn't feel malicious so they didn't pay attention to it. They watched as Shizuna walked into the room and told them to go to sleep. Kakashi left stating that he was going to follow her since she felt suspicious.
-KAZUMI-
"A school trip special operation! 'The war of lips: A plan to get a 'love-love kiss!' with Negi-sensei and Naruto-sensei during the school trip!" Kazumi said as her voice broadcasted to the TV's in 3-A's room's as the non-participants watched. The camera's around the hotel were focused on the 5 groups.
"Well then, let's introduce the contestants! First up is group 1! Narutaki Fuuka and Narutaki Fumika. Group 2 is Ku Fei and Nagase Kaede. Group 3 is Yukihiro Ayaka and Hasegawa Chisame. Group 4 is Akashi Yuna and Sasaki Makie. Group 5 is Ayase Yue and Miyazaki Nodoka" Kazumi finished her introductions of the groups as Kakashi walked towards her.
"Naruto is really lucky to have such beautiful women chase after him" His sudden voice made Kazumi shriek and jump out of her chair. She turned around and saw Kakashi reading his book.
"Who are you?!"
"I'm Naruto's sensei and friend. I'm also going to ask the headmaster if I can be hired seeing as I need a job" Kakashi said as he was reading his book. Kazumi calmed down and turned her attention to the screens. If he was Naruto's friend than it was fine with her.
"All right, let the game begin!" With that all the groups started to hunt their prey.
-NEGI AND NARUTO-
"Negi, I'm going to head out in a bit. I need fresh air also rest. This damn wound is killing me" Naruto said as he downed two painkillers. Negi nodded his head and continued trying to write his name on the shikigami's Setsuna gave him. Naruto stepped out and jumped to the roof. He landed and proceeded to lie down on the roof and focused on gathering nature chakra. While it was relaxing him it also numbed the pain tremendously. He put a genjutsu on his eyes so if any saw him they wouldn't be freaked out by it. He relaxed a bit more until he fell asleep.
-GROUP 5-
"Yue!"
"What is it? I'm busy"
"Why are we passing through here to get to Negi-sensei?" Nodoka and Yue were crawling on the roof to get to Negi's room.
"According to my calculations, this is the safest and fastest route. Negi-sensei's room is at the end of the building, so there's no avoiding meeting up with the enemy, Nitta-sensei"
"I see! So if we use the back routes, we can get easily to the room at the back through the fire escape..." They continued their way to Negi's room but stopped as they saw Naruto lying on the roof. He opened his eyes and saw the two.
"Eh? Nodoka-chan, Yue-chan, what are you two doing?" The girls looked at each other before answering; however Naruto beat it to them.
"Whatever, just get going. I haven't seen the other groups yet" Naruto allowed them into the building as Nodoka squeaked out a thanks. Yue however stayed back and eyed Naruto carefully.
"How did you find out about the game Naruto-sensei?" Naruto looked at her.
"Well, Kazumi-chan was loud when she announced the entire thing. I just happened to watch the TV" Naruto lied as it was a Kakashi clone that had informed him. The clone however did not say that he was a target also and dispelled, giving the original Kakashi information and waiting to watch the show to begin.
"Why did you do that for Nodoka? If it's for some sick, twisted thing then I will hurt you" Yue threatened him with her fist as Naruto had to have some ulterior motive for allowing Nodoka to get a kiss from Negi.
"No it's not for something sick and twisted. It's just that she reminds me of a girl I knew. Her name was Hinata and she had a crush on me. She was a lot like Nodoka but Nodoka is more confident... I think. Anyway Hinata had a crush on me every since we were twelve. She didn't tell me until we were seventeen and when she was dying. She was the only girl that liked me from where I came from. I don't want that to happen to those two. I can tell that Nodoka really loves Negi and I hope that they get together. They seem really cute together" Naruto finished as he went back into the building, leaving Yue by herself before chasing Nodoka.
Naruto walked around the hotel until hearing Nodoka scream.
'I swear Negi, even though you're not here you somehow still cause trouble' Naruto sighed as he continued to walk. He turned around the corner and bumped into Kaede and Ku Fei.
"Ah, sorry you two" The two girls looked at Naruto before smiling.
"It seems our other target is here! Kaede help me take him down!" Ku Fei jumped into her stance and attacked Naruto, who seemed confused.
"W-why are you attacking me?! I thought you were after Negi?"
"Well yes but we were also after you and since Negi-sensei escaped and you appeared, we decided to get you Naruto-kun" Kaede said, throwing a punch which he blocked.
"But I'm not a target!"
"Actually you are Naruto-sensei-aru" Ku grabbed his arm and threw him onto the floor. She then straddled him and proceeded to close the distance.
'Damn you Kakashi! I'll get you for this!' Naruto put his hand on Ku's head while his leg went around her waist. He then threw her off and jumped back up. He dodged back as Kaede punched where he was and followed it up with a leg sweep. Naruto jumped and launched himself off the ceiling and sped down the hallway.
"Try harder next time!" Naruto yelled as the two decided to run after him. After turning around the corner, the girls couldn't find him anywhere and decided to look elsewhere. After they left, a plant blew up in smoke, revealing Naruto. He walked around again until he saw on a TV five Negi's advancing on girls.
"Shit! Negi I am going to kill you for this!" Naruto ran to the closest person he was near and entered the room. He saw a Negi clone about to kiss Yue while she was lying down on Nodoka. He walked behind the clone and grabbed its neck. With a flick of a wrist, he snapped its neck, causing it to turn to paper.
"I really am going to kill Negi" His attention switched to Yue who was looking stunned.
"Are you alright Yue-chan?" He asked the girl as she proceeded to nod. He let out a breath as he waited for the clone to revert back to paper. It did but Nodoka woke up to see Naruto with Negi still in his hand with a broken neck.
"Y-you killed Negi-sensei" They looked at her before denying it, however the clone bet it to them and changed back to paper.
"Eh?"
"Nodoka-chan, I didn't kill Negi. It was a fake made by this" He held up the piece of paper in front of her.
"Eh, then that means the others..."
"Yes the others are fake"
"We got to warn the others!" Yue said. While this was happening, all the other Negi's escaped and met up in one room. Naruto, Yue and Nodoka appeared as well. Yue tried to warn the others but they ignored her. Kaede grabbed one and Ku kissed it before blowing up. The smoke had covered a good portion of the room, obscuring the vision of Nitta as he was walking in the room. The other three popped out of the smoke and scared Nitta into fainting.
The others were chasing after a Negi; Makie had gotten out her gymnastic ribbon and used it to reel in a Negi. She then kissed it which caused it to blow up. The next to kiss a Negi were both Fuuka and Fumika, sadly however it was also a fake. Ayaka was smart and knew that if the others were fake then the one she was chasing was the real one. It would have been true if it had not been like when Naruto was fighting Neji in the Chūnin exams as it turned out that the last one was also a fake. Naruto stood back and saw that Negi was returning from his patrol. However he couldn't watch the scene as Ku had started to chase him again.
"You're not getting away again-aru!"
"Seriously Ku, one kiss was not enough for you?!"
"I want to win that's why-aru!" Naruto jumped over a couch but since his sage mode ended, the pain returned full blast and caused him to jump low enough for his foot to catch onto the top of the couch and caused him to trip. As he was falling, Konoka decided to walk around as she had exited the room. However she walked in front of where Naruto was falling and ended up locking lips with him. They were stunned at what happened that when they fell to the floor, they were still kissing. One thing was going through their heads at that time.
'I get to kiss you again!' Kakashi who was still watching, was laughing at what happened at Naruto. He really did have the best luck around. Near the kissing duo, Yue had tripped Nodoka and she fell towards Negi. They also kissed.
'Good for you, Nodoka' Yue thought.
-KAZUMI, CHAMO AND KAKASHI-
"Alright! We got the Miyazaki Nodoka and Konoe Konoka contract card!" Chamo yelled as he held the two cards.
"So this is what the prizes are? Wonder if Naruto has more?" Kakashi mused as he held the one that Naruto had kissed.
"Yeah! And we got six cards from the fake sensei's too!"
"It wasn't the result I had expected, but that's how it is! Hehe..." Chamo said as he saw Kakashi shunshin out of the room and back into Naruto's room, leaving Konoka's card on the table.
"Alright! Let's split, Chamo-chi!" Kazumi said as she hefted the bag that had her equipment in it.
"Hm?" She turned her head and saw Nitta.
"... I see... Asakura, so you were the ring-leader..."
"HYGH!"
"Hm? Everyone! Squat until morning! You too, Negi-sensei, Naruto-sensei! Sheesh... Playing with your students like that..." Everyone who had participated (except Konoka who had ran off back into her room before getting caught by Nitta) were squatting in the hallway with nearly all of them complaining on having to. Only Naruto slept through the whole thing.
AN: WOOO! Broke my record on most words written! Next chapter will reveal what Konoka's pactio is. It is not a combat type pactio but a support one. And a reminder that the poll will close on the 12th
