Sexivolvoluver: edward

Bleedinglove: bella

OmfgSHOES: alice

Howdoufeel: jasper

: Carlisle

Veggiemama: esme

Iluvmonkeymen: rose

Muscles4life: Emmett

Rubeigsafe?: Renee

Hotdog: jake

Vampbff: seth

Cheifcharlie: Charlie

Hotdog has signed on

Cheifcharlie has signed on

Hotdog: hey Charlie I just thought you should know that I plan to kidnap bella so don't worry when she dosnt come home. O and don't tell any of the cullens

Cheifcharlie: YOU WILL NOT KIDNAP MY BABY!!!! That sounds like a threat to me jake so im coming to arrest you.

Hotdog: COME AND GET ME OLD MAN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

Cheifcharlie has signed off

Hotdog has signed off

20 minutes later

Sexivolvoluver has signed on

Bleedinglove has signed on

Sexivolvoluver: hey love, did u hear about jake?

Bleedinglove: no what happened?

Sexivolvoluver: well yesterday he came to me on aim and said that he talked to sam and said that they would not start a war bu-

Bleedinglove: OMG r u serious, that's great

Sexivolvoluver: no bella it was a trap this morning he got on aim with Charlie and told him he was planning to kid nap you. Then Charlie said im gonna arrest u. the jake was all like TRY AND CATCH ME OLD MAN!!

Bleedinglove: so did Charlie arrest him?

Sexivolvoluver: hahahhahahahahha YUP!!

Bleedinglove: wow jake is so GAY!! Did he think Charlie would actually let him kidnap me?

Sexivolvoluver: I guess so but I really hope he is gay so he will back off.

Bleedinglove: okkkkk yea. New subject lol.

Sexivolvoluver: r u sure you don't want to go to Dartmouth

Bleedinglove: ok fine ill go but I do have on condition…