JCL: I HAVE FOUND INSPIRATION AGAIN!
Ratchet: Calm down, we know.
JCL: *death glares, points a laser pointer up on the wall*
Ratchet:*goes after the laser*
Disclaimer: Never owned Ratchet and Clank, Never will.
Game 25: Portal 2
"Okay. Uh...Primary portal here. Secondary there? No." Ratchet continued to randomly ping or shoot portals on whatever wall he could as Clank continued running around as the spherical and short robot, Atlas and Ratchet played the robot, P-body. "Okay! Uh, No. Wait." Clank giggled as Ratchet continued to stump himself with this puzzle game. "It's a shame. You should have already finished this puzzle by now." GLaDOS said to the two. "Shut up, GLaDOS! I'm tryin' to think here!" The Lombax said as he shot one portal on the floor and shot another portal a few feet away. When the Lombax jumped into the first portal, he began falling and rising in a hoop. Or was it just a single line? Or was it diagonal? The Lombax shook his head as he began shouting, "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!... ... ... ... ... ... I'm about to throw up!"
(AN: I think Ratchet just went insane there for a few seconds.)
Game 26: Five Nights at Freddy's 1
Night 1 (DUN DUH DUNNNNNN! Heh. Just imagine this being a horror fan film. I wouldn't even care if it was just drawn and some kid just did Ratchet and Clank's voice, I'd watch the vido. This also reminds me that I need to continue my All-Stars FNAF parody soon.)
Click.
"Hello? Hello Hello!" The phone said out as the Lombax turned the speaker volume down just a tiny bit as the phone went on it's first message. "How about good bye?" The Lombax stated as The Phone Guy went on with his message. "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Where-" Ratchet started talking over The Phone Guy saying, "Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Get one with it, buddy." When Ratchet was quiet, the recording stated, "Now, when the animatronics see you, they think you're an exoskeleton without it'some costume on, so they will try to stuff you in a Freddy Fazbear suit. Now, it wouldn't be so bad if the suit wasn'the full of cross bars and live wires. I think the only things that would survive to see the light of day would be bodyfluids and your eye balls."
"Wait, WHAT!?" Ratchet shouted out as he felt his heart pounding in his chest with fear. Y-yeah. They usually don't tell you this when you sign up. Well...uh. Good luck!"
Click.
"WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
(Enter dark and scary music here. SERIOUSLY! I'm dead serious! Play the scariest track of music you know!)
2 A.M.
"WE ARE SO GONNA DIE!" Ratchet kept shouting whenever he opened up the monitor and saw that the animatronics hadn't moved whatsoever. Every minute and twenty seconds that passed, a hour of time have passed in game. Clank could only murmur as he felt the gears of his heart turnand cause his heart to beat faster. "Auugghhhhhh..." "NUH UH! NO! DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!" Ratchet shouted as he found Bonnie hanging out in the West Hall Corner.
4 A.M.
"Okay. Six a.m. Six a.m." Ratchet began to chant over and over as he continued checking the halls and the cams. After a small jump scare with Bonnie the Bunny at the left door. Chika nor Bonnie had bothered the Lombax ever since two a.m., but they still had the opportunity to catch the Lombax with his monitor up.
5 A. M.
"SIX! A! M!" Ratchet shouted as he still found Chicka over at the bathroom and Bonnie was over in the supply closet with his soul stealing stare at the camera. "Dum da da dum da dum dum." Foxy suddenly sung out. "NO! NO SINGING UNTIL SIX A.M. WAIT UNTIL THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE! THEN YOU CAN SING!" Then the building's power suddenly hit zero.
The Lombax's ears suddenly lifted straight up in pure fear. "Don't move the mouse." Ratchet said as he slowly lifted his hand off the small piece of hardware. When a music box tune burst out, Ratchet slowly moved the camera over to the left door and when Freddy came into full view, Ratchet instantly slapped his hand to his mouth and made a quiet scream. Clank couldn't remove his sight from the animatronic that would look so cute in the day light, but looks even scarier than a Nether from another universe at night.
When the last of the lights went out, Ratchet held his breath and waited for what felt like until the Lombaxes to come back to his universe. When he began to grow slightly impatient, he said, "Okay. If you're not gonna-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" When Freddy Fazbear completed his jumpscare, Ratchet was stuck up on the ceiling with all his fur puffed out from the tips of ears to the fluff on his tail. Clank just simply rebooted his heart system after that robot heart attack.
"WE'RE NEVER PLAYING THIS AGAIN EVEN IF IT COST US SEVEN BOLTS!" Ratchet roared from up on the ceiling with all his claws stuck in the wood and plaster.
Game 27: Team Fortress 2
"Alright. Let's get over here." Ratchet stated as he moved over to a corner to check his ammunition. "Kay. Three missiles and-WHAT THE!?" Ratchet moved to camera up to see a character just floating in mid air above him. "What. The. HECK!?" The AI that has startled the Lombax started walking around in the air, but the walking animation seemed to be broken beyond repair, causing the AI's legs to broken in a utterly painful look. "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...This game's busted. Or I might just be high on Lombax Nip again." The Lombax stated as he continued to watch the AI float on through another wall.
Game 28: Need for Speed : The Run
"CLANK! SLOW DOWN SO I CAN PASS YOU!" Ratchet shouted as he was in second place with his partner in first. Clank only gave out his signature giggle while his activated a full bottle of nitrous oxide which it in turn, had his silver Lamborghini go up to two hundred and miles per hour and still accelerating. Ratchet growled as he tried to catch up to Clank in his dark red Ferrari which was just a few feet behind the Lamborghini just before Clank hit the nitrous boost button. "Clank!" The Lombax said as he saw the finish line just a few more turns away.
"I am afraid that I cannot come back to you at the moment." The small robot stated as he left Ratchet in a cloud of dust. Ratchet gave the deepest frown he could ever pull off as Clank finished the race with only Ratchet behind him by just a second.
Well. There's Games 25-28! I'll do some more games soon! So, requests and reviews are accepted, as long as they're not flames. I'll see you guys later!
~Jak Cooper the Lombax
