"Mamma mia!" Mario exclaimed as he and Luigi went twirling in the air at the Dry Dry Desert, being picked up by one of the many sandy tornadoes, their Red Fire vehicle spinning around.
"I told you we should have taken a left turn on Albuquerque!" Luigi exclaimed as he closed his eyes.
Petey Piranha and Toadette zipped past them in the Parade Kart as they glanced at each other, shaking their heads as they slipped on a banana peel, causing them to fall into the giant pit with the huge green Piranha Plant.
Daisy Cruiser was going through a rainstorm as thunder boomed in the distance, with Birdo and King Boo leading the pack in the Koopa King vehicle as Birdo chucked a pink spotted Birdo egg in front of her, hitting the baby Mario Brothers.
"You know, I wonder why you manage to have different colored eggs from Yoshi," King Boo stated as she was steering the car.
Birdo shrugged as she took the fake red Item Box item from King Boo. "It's just a species thing. Don't think about it." They were then blasted by an exploding Bob-omb.
Waluigi Stadium was filled with action and excitement as Petey and King Boo were together in the Boo Pipes, with Toadette and Birdo riding in the Turbo Birdo as the two were way out in the lead. It was then that both got bowled over by a Bowser Shell, with Bowser JUnior laughing as he and Paratroopa approached in the Bullet Train, taking the lead.
"Ha ha! Try to get back up now, suckers!" Bowser Jr. taunted as he chucked some yellow bananas behind.
Toadette grumbled as she folded her arms together, shaking her head. "No fair! They're lighter than us with that vehicle!"
"Well, you're a light character too." Birdo pointed out as she pushed their kart back up.
"...Oh yeah." Toadette stated with a shrug, the race resuming.
Sherbet Land was snowing as the racers were trying not to spin around on the ice, with Toadette and Toad having an easy time due to them using their acceleration skills in Toad's kart.
"Wahey!" Toad yelled as he pumped his arms in the air, heading through the ice field of Freezies, "We're taking this by storm! We'll be number one for the rest of the cup!"
"T-Toad, I wouldn't gloat if I were you!" Toadette gulped as they went crashing into a snowman that popped up in the snow, causing both of them to bob several times as they got pushed into the snow on the right side by the heavyweight karts.
Mushroom City was bustling with activity as it was raining, with King Bob-omb and Goomboss watching any suspicious activity as the racing was continuing, with Peach and Daisy speeding away in the Green Fire.
"Ooh! Let's arrest the princesses!" Goomboss stated as he zipped up, being influenced.
King Bob-omb pulled him back, shaking his head. "No, brother. We have to see if an actual illegal crime occurs." He then watched as Luigi punched Toad in the face, with Koopa Troopa speeding off in the Parade Kart. "Like that!"
Goomboss started up the police car, the two taking off after Luigi and Koopa, while Toad cried in pain as Wario tried comforting him.
Dino Dino Jungle was more quiet than you would normally expect, with the dinosaur snoozing as the Kongs and Koopas were the only ones racing. Toadette, Petey, and Birdo were relaxing on the mountain edge that overlooked the wooden bridge.
"You think these guys would get tired of fueding with each other?" Toadette asked as she sipped her coconut juice, burping afterwards.
Glancing at each other, Birdo and Petey shook their heads, with the trio enjoying the sunny rays at the tropical prehistoric jungle.
"Hmm..." Bowser stated as he watched the racers zip around his castle, with thunder booming in the background as Dry Bowser approached him.
"Say, what is the deal with you and all these castles, huh?" Dry Bowser asked as he brushed back his red hair, folding his boney arms together. "It's like there's a Bowser Castle in every region. It's getting to the point of where you're inspiring Peach to have as many random castles anywhere!"
"It's so that I can establish a base. And use it as a vacation home whenever I need it." Bowser stated as he watched Petey Piranha and Donkey Kong push Toadette and Diddy Kong into the red molten magma, turning to his skeletal relative with a smirk. "You never know when you'll need it."
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he joined his fleshy relative in watching the Mario Kart race that was in the midst of wrapping up.
