So, did you all enjoy last night? -Uryu Ishida


I didn't want to ask at the time, because I thought that might make the atmosphere even more awkward, but what the hell was that supposed to be? -Ichigo


A REAL party. -Uryu Ishida


Man, that wasn't a party. That was five people and a stuffed lion sitting on sofas eating rabbit food dipped in gunk with awful music playing in the background. -Ichigo


*Don't be mean, Ichigo. He tried his best. Besides, I have better memories of this party than the last one, at least! -Orihime xx*


Orihime, you don't have ANY memories of the last one. -Chad


* Well, I enjoyed the carrot sticks and the conversation.-Orihime xx*


Do you mean the conversation in which you and Rukia discussed the merits of Chappy while me, Chad and Uryu sat silently raising our eyebrows at each other? -Ichigo


It couldn't have been more awkward if Renji walked in sans trousers, which was actually funny the last time but would have been cringe-worthy in this situation. -Ichigo


i did what? -renji abarai


~~You don't remember? You walked in in your underwear talking about cornflakes, and then you started a new dance craze involving simultaneously headbanging and kneeing yourself in the nose. -Rukia~~


I'll be honest, that wasn't pretty. -Chad.


Is that why everybody in my lecture yesterday morning had traces of blood around their noses? -Uryu Ishida


Most likely. Now THAT was a party. -Ichigo


Fine. Let's discuss this together this evening when we're all in and come to a compromise. Perhaps we can do something we'll all enjoy for Christmas next month. -Uryu Ishida


MORE PARTIES? ALL RIGHT! -Kon, Almighty Sovereign Ruler of Ichigo's Sock Drawer (and Occasionally His Body)


~~You're not invited, dishcloth. -Rukia~~


"Dishcloth"? Well, that would explain why all of the crockery is so filthy. -Uryu Ishida


Author's notes: WOW. Thank you all for reading, reviewing, favouriting and alerting. I really wasn't expecting this to go down so well. I'm glad you're enjoying it! virtual cookies for everybody. :D

Technically I'm procrastinating writing my NaNoWriMo novel, so I'm really just writing loads of fanfic right now and counting the collective word-count because I always have been a bit of a NaNo rebel. On the plus side, this means potentially lots of updates in a short period of time! Yay! (I suffer from Attention-Deficit Creator Disorder which means a lot of project-hopping, but this is a load of short stuff so I don't get bored of it so quickly.) Basically, you are encouraged to spend the month yelling at me for updates. This goes for my zillion other WIPs, too...