Title: The Yondaime's revenge

Summary: yada yada yada next chapter I'll put the new summary then you can tell me if you likethe new summary or the old one better. well on with the chapter.

Pairing: Naru/Temari

Legend:

Kyuubi talking Everyone's that's reading this might be here for a while this is my longest

chapter.

talk

thoughts

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Ladies and gentleman I have an announcement : In the prelims it will not be naruto vs. kiba, His match will be a secret... DUE TO THE RESULTS OF THE VOTES NARUTO WILL KNOW THE RASENGAN AND WILL USE HIS SUMMON!!!!! I WAS GLAD TO FIND OUT THAT EVERYONE LIKED THE PAIR AND I DIDN'T GET ANY FLAMES OR ANGRY MESSAGES PROMISING DEATH!!!!!!! ANY WAY ON WITH THE STORY. Please don't flame me for the part about AIDS. NOTE THIS CHAPTER IS long.

Chapter 7 begin...

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Naruto heard people shouting and walked up to see some unimportant genin team shouting at some chunin to let them through to 301. Sakura was about to tell them that they're only on floor 201 but Naruto put his hand in front of her. Sakura looked at Naruto confused, sighing Naruto answered her. " It's a test to weed out weak genin, we'd be fighting useless battles if they were here." Sakura didn't say anything he knew that she understood. Fifteen minutes later most of the teams had left. Signaling to Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto walked over to the two chunin and pushed them aside, ignoring their threats of battle. He kept walking even when he heard them charge, they both leapt into the air intent on punishing him for pushing them aside. Naruto stopped but stood there with his hands in the pocket of his trench coat. They were about hit him when a bandaged hand came out caught both of their legs.

Bushy brows appeared out of no where and stopped their attacks. Not wanting or caring about what happened next Naruto just kept walking with Sasugay and Sakura following him. They had only been walking only for a few seconds when again they were stopped." Hey you what's your name?" Naruto looked at Neji and was relieved when he saw that he was talking to Sasugay. Sasgay looked over at Neji with a smirk. " I'm not obliged to answer." And with that Sasugay walked off with Sakura following. Team 7 came to a clearing in front of the exam building when AGAIN they were stopped. Rock lee leapt off of the balcony and on to the floor. Then he declared his love for Sakura and started shooting hearts at her which she dodged.A.N I thought that scene was gay. Throwing his hands up and sighing Naruto left his teamates there to deal with the spandex wearing maniac, who was now preparing to fight Sasugay. The Kyuubi container walked inside the building to see Kakashi standing there blocking the doorway. " Hey Naruto where's the rest of your team, I can't let you go inside if you're by yourself." Naruto scoffed " Sasugay and Sakura are back there with some freak in a spandex suit." When he said that Kakashi ran off swearing that he would save sasuke and sakura from his rival and his student.

Ignoring this Naruto walked in and saw that there must have been a hundred or more people there to take the exams. And he saw that they were all staring at him. " What are all you losers looking at?" Naruto asked. Most of them kept staring but some of them turned away. " Hey Naruto shut up will ya." Said ninja inwardly groaned when he turned around and saw Team 8 and team 10 standing there. Before he could reply Sasugay and Sakura came in. Then Ino grabbed Sasugy's arm and started talking to him, Sakura interfered and she and Ino started bickering over who was Sasugay's girlfriend, Shikamaru was was muttering something about troublesome girls, and Chouji and Shino were arguing about a dumb bug on the floor.

Then some boy that was much older than them told them to pipe down because they already quite an impression. Hearing this the rookie nine minus Naruto looked around to see that everyone was staring at them. The boy then said that his name was Kabuto and that they didn't want to get on anyone's bad side. Kabuto then said that he'd taken the exam 7 times so he knew how bad it was because everyone was on edge. A few minutes later Kabuto pulled out a deck of cards and told the rookie nine that that he had info on hundreds of ninja's. Sasugay who was closest to him asked if Kabuto would show him info on some ninja's. Naruto was barely listening but he heard the names of the ninja's that Sasugay wanted to know about.

Sasugay was excited that he would get the stats and skills of the ninjas that he would beat. " There's Rock Lee of the leaf, Gaara of the desert, and Naruto Uzumaki of the leaf." When Sasugay said that Naruto almost exploded because of Sasugay's ego. " Hey Sasugay I don't know why you want to get info on me or Gaara because we don't care about you." " I don't know about Gaara but I know that I don't feel like wasting my time with you." " Not Everybody wants to fight a baby Uchiha that's probably a homo." Laughter could be heard from every corner of the room. Smiling Naruto continued, " The world doesn't revolve around you Sasugay."

Besides I'm on your team what could you possibly want to know about me that you don't already know?" "Stop being so nosy."Instantly Sakura and Ino ran over to him and started shouting at him to apoligize to Sasugay right now. Sasugay on the other hand tried to keep his cool but was failing. So The Uchiha decided to ignore everyone except Kabuto.

Little did everyone know, Gaara was secretly agreeing wth Naruto in his sick, twisted mind. back to Sasugay. "Show them to me" ,Sasugay demanded. The silver haired ninja sighed but gave them to Sasugay. " Rock lee, 54 D ranked missions, 3 C ranked missions." "Can't do any Genjutsu or Ninjutsu but is outstanding in Taijutsu." "His Teammates are Neji Hyuuga and Tenten." Naruto had to bite his tongue to hold his laughter. What kind of name is tenten he wondered. Kabuto went on, "Next is Gaara of the desert.""14 D ranked missions 5 C ranked missions and... 1 A ranked mission." " The funny thing is that Gaara didn't even have a scratch on him." Everyone was stunned, including Naruto who had an eyebrow raised. That is interesting he thought. Kabuto continued, " "His skills aren't known ,however he defeats his enemies I don't know." " Gaara's teamates are his siblings Sabaku no Temari , and Sabaku no Kankuro." Now Naruto was shocked, he looked in every direction for Temari, who had slumped in her seat. Naruto stopped When Kabuto started talking about him. " Finally, Naruto Uzumaki of the leaf." " 27 D rank missions, 2 C rank missions, and 1 A rank mission." His skills were above average but now I don't know." Seeing the confused look on everyone's face he decided to explain. " It says that he recently got a new sensei and now I don't know anything about his true skills." Kabuto looked at Narutoand said, " I don't have any data on your sensei whatsoever I don't know his skills or anything about him, I don't even know his name."

Naruto laughed and told Kabuto, " You never will so you might as well forget about trying." Before anyone could ask him any questions smoke appeared. " Alright maggots listen up." Suddenly a man appeared wearing a standard jounin uniform but with a black trench coat covering it up. He also had a bandana on like Naruto. The man kept talking but Naruto wasn't listening. That loser naruto thought how dare he take my appearence. He even has the same trench coat as me and the same type of bandana. " My name is Morino Ibiki and I'll be your procter for the first exam, which is a written one for those who don't know." " Now everyone please select a number and then go inside the room and sit at the designated seat." 10 minutes later everyone had a number and was seated. Naruto was busy thinking about the test that he didn't notice someone sit down beside him. " Hey Naruto " the person said. Naruto looked over at the person sitting beside him and gasped. " Temari how have you been?" She smiled at him warmly, " " I'm good how about you?" Naruto smiled back at her, "I'm fine so what do you think about this exam?" Temari thought about his question before answering, " I think it'll be easy, just like every other challenge I'm faced with." Naruto laughed " Yeah your right, these weaklings can't stand against us." The both of them kept talking completely ignoring everyone's stare's and complaints that they couldn't hear the procter explain the rules.

5 minutes later they were whispering to each other despite the fact that they were taking the test. Naruto asked the sand kunuichi how her teamates would pass the exam. " Well Kankuro might use Raven, you know the puppet on his back?" When Naruto nodded she continued, " And Gaara will probably use the opening of the third eye technique than she explained to him how it worked.

Temari than asked him how his teamates would pass. "It's simple, Sasugay will without a doubt use his stupid sharingan and as for Sakura let's just say that her head's big for a reason." Temari tried to get her laughter under control. Ibiki's voice interrupted their conversation. "It's now time for the tenth and final question." I'm going to skip the rules. Instantly a huge chorous of I'm out or I give up's were heard. When no one said anything he continued. "Well done You all pass." Before anyone could ask any questions a woman came through the window and gracefully landed on the floor. " Hello everyone my name is Anko Mitarashi and the procter for the 2nd exam." Temari heard someone gulp and she looked at Naruto and saw him shaking. Before she could say anything Anko started talking. "Wow so many teams are you getting soft Ibiki?" Then they started bickering over how many teams were left and how early Anko was.

Temari used this oppurtunity to ask Naruto what was wrong. " Naruto what's wrong with you?" He looked at her and shakily replied," Uhh It's just that that lady is a sadist and thrives on other's pain." Temari looked back at Anko shocked. Anko decided that the argument was over and shouted, "alright everyone follow me to the 2nd part of the exam." Fifteen minutes later everyone was in front of Training ground 44. Anko decided to tell them that the real name of this forest was the forest of death. Naruto scoffed "Yeah right" he muttered to no one in particular. Anko hearing this threw a kunai at him, Naruto could have dodged it but decided to let it graze his cheek. Anko popped up behind him and licked the blood off his face. She thought that he'd be scared but actually he was smiling. " You like this don't you Naruto?" When he didn't say anything she licked his cheek again this time real slow. " What's wrong Naruto?" . Naruto decided to answer her question. " Actually I was just going to warn you that you might have AIDS. When she looked confused he sighed before continuing. " Oh come on you've licked 100's of people's blood and it's in your system, how do you know that one of those people didn't have AIDS?" Anko didn't say anything she was shocked she hadn't even thought about it. Anko decided that after the genins went in the forest she'd go get a blood test.

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Twenty minutes later all the teams were in the F.O.D looking for scrolls. Team 7 had been given a heaven scroll and now they were trying to find an earth scroll. They had stopped in a clearing when Naruto went to take a leak. He had to go at least 245 yards away before he saw a bush. When he got back he saw Sasugay and Sakura frozen and some pale snake man standing there with an ugly smirk on his face. Naruto decided to watch and see how well His teamates would fare without him. Needless to say it didn't go well at all so Naruto decided to step in and help. After doing some handseals Naruto shouted Hidden Summon: Suddenly darkness consumed everything in sight. Naruto pointed to the snakeman and said, " Take him down" Naruto again looked at the snakeman and saw that he was about to bite Sasugay on the neck. Right when the pale man's teeth entered Sasugay's neck a huge dark blue arm came out and grabbed The snake man. He didn't even have a chance to scream as all his bones were instantly crushed. "SASUKE!!!" Out of the corner of his eye, Naruto saw Sakura running towards Sasugay as fast as she could. Dismissing the summon Naruto walked over to Sasugay's body. Sakura was crying her heart out for sasugay who wasn't in a position to listen to anything, if he was he would've covered his ears. Without warning a strange seal appeared on the Uchiha's neck. Naruto told himself to ask about it later. After signaling to Sakura that they needed to get somewhere safe, he put Sasugay on his back. Minutes later they found a small cave where he put Sasugay down. Seeing as he was the only one uninjured and he had barely used chakra, he would have to protect the others even if he didn't want to, and he REALLY didn't want to.

Naruto decided it would be best on Sakura and Sasugay if they both slept, so he used a sleeping jutsu on Sakura. He looked around at all the branches and trees, and suddenly he had the urge to cut everything in sight. After deciding that he would get a weapon when he got out of this forest, Naruto set up some traps. It wasn't long before he heard one of them go off, then someone howl in pain. Seconds later three figures dropped down surrounding Naruto. Naruto got a look at each of them, on his left there was a genin with a stupid smirk on his face and a hole in both of his hands. On his right was a even weirder genin, this one had his arms out of his sleeves, bandages covering his whole face except his left eye, and he had some metal object on his arm. And in front of him was a girl with an blade in her right foot, black hair covered by a strange hood like thing, she seemed to be the most unremarkable one of the three of them. All three of them were sporting a purple and black scarf, and, a headband with a musical note on it. The bandaged one spoke first, " Give us the scroll or you'll be in exteme pain." " Of course we also have to pay you back for her foot," he said gesturing to the girl who had pulled the blade out.

Naruto wanted to laugh, " You know this is the classic movie scenario, two people on either side of me just means I could do this."Naruto jumped and did a split kck that hit both of the male genins in the chin then he slugged the girl genin in the jaw. Naruto decided not to waste any time he went straight after the bandaged one with a barrage of kicks and punches that the zombie like teen couldn't dodge. The boy flew back and crashed into a tree and some thorns that stabbed him in the back. Meanwhile Naruto was launching attack after attack at the girl, she kept dodging them even with the pain coming from right foot. Right when he was about to punch her he heard the other one shout" Air Slicing Blast", Naruto didn't know what had hit him till it was too late. He was blown through the air like a rag doll. Slowly he got up only to get kicked in the gut from the zombie genin. Naruto was reeling in pain he needed a distraction so that he could unleash his new move that his sensei taught him.

As if on cue a green blur went by him and hit the bandaged genin in the chest hard. his body was racing and crashed into a tree headfirst, there was a crunching sound shortly after signaling that the genin was dead. The blur stopped beside Naruto and offered him his hand, which Naruto gladly took. " Hello Naruto-kun need a hand?" ,Lee said while smiling brightly. " Sure ", Naruto replied, I guess you could handle one of them." Lee looked at both of them and said, " Neither of them look that strong." Naruto agreed with him but they still had to be taken care of. " I'll tell you what, Lee stared waiting for what he was going to say, " You can handle the guy and I'll take the girl alright?" Lee showed his pearly whites, " YES I'LL SHOW THEM THE POWER OF YOUTH!!" Naruto laughed and charged at the girl who was trying to keep him away by throwing senbon at him. He got closer and ducked her kick he then reached out grabbed her leg, then using the momentum he swung her around before slamming her violently on the ground. Naruto then grabbed her by the neck and spun around and slammed her into the tree. The crack he heard was probably her back which was now broken. Naruto heard a grunt and saw the last genin gethit with 5 punches followed by a roundhouse kick. The boy got up angrily and this time pointed both his arms at Lee and shouted " Air Slicing Blast. The result was devastatng, the area around Lee exploded and when the smoke cleared the Taijutsu specialist was unconscious.

The stupid genin started laughing and Naruto used that time to mold chakra in his hand, the result a blue orb. He ran at the genin and shouted Rasengan!!! The genin turned but it was too late, he got a facefull of Rasengan. Naruto walked over to the deadbody and checked the symbol on the scroll when it said earth he pocketed the scroll. Naruto then walked over to Lee and was to wake him when he heard a voice behind him, " It's okay I'll handle him from here." Naruto turned and saw TenTen standing there looking at Lee with a mix of worry, anger, and relief. Naruto simply nodded and told her, " Tell him I said thanks." Tenten nodded and picked Lee up, she smiled at him before leaping back inot the trees. Naruto strolled over to where his teamates were laying woke Sakura up. She looked at him then at Sasugay when she saw him she was about to break down. " It's alright", Naruto told her, " He's gonna be okay." Sakura didn't say anything she just got up and walked out of the cave. Naruto ungracefully picked Sasuke up and "accidently" bumped Sasugay's head into the wall. When he walked out side he signaled Sakura to follow him. About 3 hours later they reached the tower.

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When they entered the tower there was only one team there. Sasugay kept walking with Sakura following him, but Naruto walked over to the other team. It was the Suna team, Naruto smiled and waved at Temari who did the same, then he nodded to Gaara who just gave him a psychotic smile, and then finally he glared at Kankuro who did the same. Temari walked over to him and the two of them started chatting about the F.O.D and who they fought what scroll they got,etc. 4 uneventful days later it was finally time for the third and final exam.

After the hokage told everyone what the true purpose of the chunin exams was a ninja by the name of Hayate Gecko proceded to tell everyone that they were to many teams and because of that they would have to hold a preliminary round. After everyone stopped complaining and moved up to the balcony the first match was announced.

SASUKE UCHIHA vs. SYOSHI YIDIRI

Sasugay smirked and jumped down off the balcony put winced because of the pain in his neck. Syoshi was an average person he was wearing a standard ninja uniform minus a vest. Hayate looked at both competitors and said, " Begin" They both charged at each other and attacked. Sasugay wanted to finish this quickly so he used a copy of Lee's Taijutsu. To distract Syoshi Sasugay did some handseals and shouted " Fire Element: Phoenix Fire Jutsu!! Syoshi dodged it but when he looked up he got hit by Sasugay and was launched into the air, then Sasugay did Lion's Barrage on him and Syoshi lost. I'm going to skip the rest of the fights I know you hate me but sorry.

KABUTO YAKOSHI i don't remember his last name vs. KIBA

WINNER KABUTO

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TEMARI vs. TENTEN

WINNER TEMARI

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SHINO VS CHOUJI

WINNER SHINO

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INO VS. LILY

WINNER INO

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KANKURO VS.YORAI

WINNER KABUTO

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HINATA VS NEJI

WINNER NEJI

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SHIKAMARU VS CLIVE

WINNER SHIKAMARU

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NARUTO VS SAKURA ahahahahahahahahaha

Sakura gulped and looked at Naruto only to see that he was already on the floor stretching. After assuring herself that Naruto wouldn't hurt her since he liked her she walked down to the arena. "Begin" as soon as the word was spoken Naruto charged and hit a totally unprepared Sakura in the face followed by a kick to the stomach. Everyone was shocked they all thought that Naruto and Sakura were friends. Sakura got up and made three clones, all 4 of them threw shuriken at Naruto who simply moved out of the way.oh so she wants to play with clones Naruto thought I'll give her clones. Naruto did a cross and shouted Shadow Clone Jutsu!!

4 Naruto clones appeared and rushed at Sakura who was confused on which one to attack first. Too late, 2 of the clones and punched her in both sides her face, then the other two clones came and swept her legs out from under her. Sakura suddenly felt herself falling forward violently, then Naruto's hand was on the back of her head slamming her head into the floor.

Sakura was laying on the ground bleeding and Naruto didn't care one bit. He was going to make her pay dearly, after doing some handseals he shouted Fire Style: Basic Fireball, The fireball hit Sakura on the head and in a matter of seconds had burned all of her hair off. " I give up " Sakura screamed.

WINNER NARUTO

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Rock Lee vs tony winner Rock Lee

Gaara vs. Shinji winner Gaara

AUTOMATIC PASS MAI!!!

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Naruto was happy that he and Temari passed. The hokage then told everyone to pick a number and say it out loud.

" one" , Naruto said

" two , shino said

" three" , ino said

" four" , shikamaru said lazily

" five" mai said

" six" neji replied

" seven " Temari said

" eight" kabuto said

" nine" said Gaara

" ten" kankuro replied

" eleven" Rock Lee shouted

" So that leaves Sasuke with twelve", the hokage said, " Alright I've decided to do things differently this year, everyone looked shocked. " This year we will have two on two matches, come and see who your partner will be." Evryone looked at the huge board that had been brought out.

MATCH ONE SHINO AND SHIKAMARU VS. INO AND MAI.

MATCH TWO NARUTO AND TEMARI VS. KABUTO AND KANKURO

MATCH THREE SASUKE AND NEJI VS. GAARA AND ROCK LEE

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There was stunned silence as everyone looked at the board then they all passed a glance at their partners. Naruto nodded at Temari who returned the gesture. It was then that Sarutobi decided to tell them about the other rule. " Listen up", everyone stopped looking at their comrades and focused their undivided attention on the hokage. " Now you all not going to like this but it's the other rule."

" If you win you'll have to fight your partner in battle." " Example if Ino and Mai won their match then they'd have to fight each other later on." Naruto again looked at Temari and saw that she was staring at him with a look of concern and seriousness. He looked in her eyes and they both secretly made an agreement that if they won and had to fight each other then they would try their best.

The hokage looked at them all, " The finals take place in a month be there or your be diqualified." " That is all, dismissed."

Naruto turned and left he had a lot to think about, he just wished Arashi was here.

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Chapter 7 end

Whew this chapter was my longest one i think I hope everyone liked it. Also tell me what you think about the tagteam matches. REVIEW PLEASE!!!! NOTICE: Next chapter will feature the monthes before the finals. I made him use the summon and the rasengan. Everyone think HIKORY for the idea of naruto vs sakura. Sakura is completely bald hahahahahahahaha. I AM SORRY ABOUT THE MAJOR OOCNESS OF THE CHARACTERS BUT IT'S FANFICTION!!!!!

Till we meet again,

The fourth's son