Kamkam's Random Randomness Thingy...part VII

DOUBLE THE FRESHNESS! I mean...double the length of this story for no reason.

Okay...so there they were, driving down a Mexican highway in their Greyhound bus. Obedient little Billy was driving, but he was having trouble getting that the wheel was on the other side than what he was used to. Kari was watching her Teletubbie video, which was subsequently...the American Booty video. "Where's Tinky-Winky?! Wow! There's some of those things I have again! Icky! What is THAT?!" Hoshikuzu, Keika, and Kami were playing an Xbox they found in a bottomless pit they fell down in their dreams and brought over to the real world. Kami was playing Hoshi on Dead or Alive 3. Chester and astro rocko were sticking their heads out of the windows and looking for "hot babes with thongs on." R.J. was reminding them that they were a far way away from Cancun. Kami remembered that she didn't have her swimsuit, and nor did Hoshi or Keika. So Kami went to Animeworld and stole the Mon Colle Knights' Little Eagle, and flew home to get them. When she got back, she had gotten Hoshi the wrong one and she was pisted. "THIS ONE IS A ONE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANTED MY TWO PIECE!!!!!!" Hoshi yelled. Kami cried. "KEIKA SHE'S YELLING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kami screeched. Kari ran into the room. "YOU GUYS THE TV 'SPLODED!" "WHAAAAAA?!" The 3 girls screamed. "No, not really. I just wanted attention, and I'm hungry." "You already ate that bowl of dog chow we gave you?" Kami asked her. "DOG CHOW?! YOU SAID IT WAS MISSHAPEN CHEERIOS!" "Yeah, that's what I meant. Misshapen cheerios. Did you already eat them all?" Kami asked. "Yeah, it wasn't much..." "WELL...."Keika said, getting out a cupful of Chee-tos, "Eat this. It's gud 4 u." "You misspelled goode." "You did too." "Oh, okay." and she walked back into the room to watch American Booty. "Hehe, they're so silly, piggyback rides are pointless in a bed!" Back in the front of the bus... Chester and astro rocko gave up looking for girls and went to play around with the bus' stereo system. Kami ran in there and squeezed Chester's waist. Astro rocko just kinda looked at her funny. "I learned to get used to it." Chester told him. Kami jumped on his back. "I JUST LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV YOU!" she screeched, hugging his neck. He turned around and let her fall off. She just got right back up and pushed him down on the floor. She tried to make out with him. Astro rocko ran to get a camera and a Bob Marley CD, since that's all they had. Chester didn't pull her off. Maybe R.J. slipped something into his coke earlier. Kami actually made out with him for about 5 minutes, right there on the floor. Astro rocko had a field day recording, and he sang the bandaids song the whole time he did it. Kami screamed, giggled, got up, and ran to the back of the bus. She had happy convulsions. Chester got up and sat on a seat. "Well, she wanted to!" he shrugged and sipped his coke. Astro rocko rewound it on the camera and watched it again. BOY THAT WAS WEIRD, NO?! LETS FORCE THEM TO DO SOMETHING AND MAKE THIS STORY REEEEEALLLLLY LONG YEAH! BANG! They hit a sign and were in Cancun. "YAY!" and the three girls, Hoshi, Kami, and Keika ran out in their swimsuits. Chester and astro rocko looked at each other, and stripped down to speedos. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They had SWIMMING TRUNX ON. TRUNX! They followed the girls out. Kari put on her thong and string top and ran out. R.J. had a speedo on. Really this time. Billy parked the bus right where it was and left on a tank top and long shorts. RECAP: Everyone's died at least once. R.J. and Kami have twice. YAY! So, with the 4 girls running to the beach like so, they looked like a commercial for suntan lotion. Except Kami was so pale she looked dead. Kari jumped into the shallow water and laid there on her stomach, half submerged. "UM." the other 3 said. They slinked over to a sno cone stand, which had lots of different flavors. Hoshi decided on a Love Potion, Keika wanted Coconut, and Kami wanted Bubble Gum. As they bought them, someone peeked over the side and stole Kami's hat. (Remember in story #2, she stole Takeru's hat? Yesss..) "HEY!" She looked over to see no one. "Kei, keep mah snoooo cone, I'lza be right back." Kami took off behind the stand. She fell over a crustacean. "OW." She was pulling herself up when a hand thrust in her face. She looked up. "Take-roo!" There Takeru was, for no reason. Maybe he just wanted his hat back, even though he had plenty at his house. "I bought my brother's arm on the internet. What happened to him?" "He 'sploded. Go BOOM." "Oookay. So where's the Keika? And Hi....Hi....Hi...k-kari?" He shuddered. "She was drowning last time I checked." "Oh..okay." "Wanna come eat some sno cones with us??" "Sure!" and they walked over around the stand to see no groupies. "Keika? Hoshi?...Astro rocko?" Kami looked around. "Who is Hoshi and astro rocko?" "Some friends of Kamaka's." They walked around for a while, then their feet got tired and Kami bought a hoverboard. They sat on it as they flew around. They hit a tall wooden fence. After they got back up and convulsed, Takeru read a sign: Nude Beach. "Eep..." said Takeru. Kami got on Takeru's shoulders and looked over. Chester was over there! Astro rocko was there, but he left his clothes on. Chester was completely naked though. "AAAAAAH!" Kami ran through the wall toward the boys. Takeru watched this through the hole Kami made in the wall. Astro rocko saw her coming over there and well...just noticed she was coming over there. "Chester! I know you're really hot, but let's keep this at least rated R!" Kami said when she ran over there. She wasn't looking where she was going obviously, and she ran into astro rocko and fell on him. They stayed that way for a few seconds stupified, and then Kami jumped up and turned bright red. "Ummmsorryididntknowwhereiwasgoingsorryagaineheheyeah..." The now covered Chester looked at the two. Kami helped astro up and they dusted off. Keika, Hoshi and Hikari walked over to the nude beach. Hikari, wearing a censored block, picked up Takeru and carried him with her. He cried. Keika was carrying a "Nude beach for dummies" book around. It was 800 pages long. "So THIS is where you've been...." Hoshi looked at astro rocko. "Since when do you keep tabs on him? You don't own him!" Kami spat at Hoshi. She then realized what she said and looked down shamefully. Hoshi looked at Kami strangely. "Since when do you care?" Kami didn't answer. She just ran away on her segway human transporter and left-ed. You see, it's hard for me to make serious things on a 'supposed to be funny' story. Kami realized she was running toward the water. She huffed and ran the other way. Everyone looked at each other. They got back on the bus and tried to look for Kami. They hit her on the road, but didn't realize that she was on the grill until 2 hours after it happened. Keika and Takeru pulled her off the grill with a spatula and took her inside. Hikari was showing astro rocko the 'american booty' movie in her interpretation. She had two of Kami's stuffed nekos. "HEY!" said the fried Kami. Hikari gave them to her and cried for about 6.8 seconds. She then asked Takeru if she could act out the movie with him. He shuddered and gave her a box of cheez-its. "Is this a YES?!" "It's a consolation prize." "What's a constipation prize?" "OY..." Kami died. Then she reawoke to make the grand total of Kami deaths to 3. Hoshi said she needed to go home and clean her kitchen. Keika missed her...hat, and astro rocko wanted his shiny doorknob. Chester and Billy decided to leave and go back on their tours and premieres. Takeru and Hikari missed Patamon and Gatomon. So everyone went their separate ways riding motor scooters. Keika, Hoshi, astro rocko, and Kami rode down the same road since they lived close and they said they'd do this again really soon. LA!

Can you say BYEBYE RANDOMNESSAGEISM? SAY BYEBYE!

BYEBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't want to end it but I got stuck in a rut there, so I had to. You can try the other randomnessageism that I will write for better complimentaryness. BLAH!