Kasek: Sorry it took so long to make this; I kind of ran out of ideas and started working on other things.Thanks for your advice, guys! Especially darkcollision and esper (my sister esper, not whoever the other one is); you told me that apparently, nobody really cares about that rule. Besides, I'm too funny to delete! Now is not the time to give up! For those who want to know where it said I shouldn't even be posting this, check the content guidelines.
Actually, this whole thing has given me an idea for a chapter! But before I go, I would like to thank you guys again; if this fic ever goes 'bye-bye', I'll have a back-up (and unfortunately, reformatted) copy. This special disclaimer goes to… you guys!
Readers: Kasek does not own Naruto! And if FF removes this, someone's going to get hurt!
Kasek: That makes me feel so much better… On with the ever classic chapter that almost everyone seems to put in their Internet fics!
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IchaIcha915: Have you guys ever heard of It's a really great place to go and just read to your heart's content.
Troublesome922: I don't think that it was a good idea to bring that up…
Ramenkage810: Read? No thanks, I prefer to eat ramen and train to become Hokage!
Avenger723: Hence, the name.
SasukeFan328: I've never heard of that place before. I don't think I want to go there, since you seem to like it so much…
IchaIcha915: Don't worry, Sakura; they have more age-appropriate stories for you guys.
Ramenkage810: Hmm… I feel the overwhelming urge to go see what you guys are talking about.
Troublesome922: I'm getting out of here before this gets too troublesome.
Troublesome922 has signed off.
Avenger723: Why do I get the horrible feeling that he knows something we don't?
Ramenkage810: There are way too many categories to choose from!
SasukeFan328: Well, what kind of categories are there?
Ramenkage810: Well, there's Anime/Manga, Books, Cartoons, Comics, Games, Movies, Misc., And TV shows.
Avenger723: Well, it's too late to go back… choose Anime/Manga.
Ramenkage810: Okay, now I have to choose a topic.
Ramenkage810: AH!
Avenger723: That doesn't sound too good…
SasukeFan328: What is it Naruto?
Ramenkage810: There's a topic labeled Naruto!
IchaIcha915: Uh, Naruto? I wouldn't go in there if I were you…
Ramenkage810: Too late.
SasukeFan328: What's it about, Naruto?
Ramenkage810: Well, I think it's about these ninjas named Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Is that a coincidence or what?
IchaIcha915 has signed off.
SasukeFan328: That's weird. What other characters are there?
Ramenkage810: Well, there's people named Hinata, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Kiba, Shino… WAIT A MINUTE!
Avenger723: Are you telling me that they've been making a profit off of our lives? After Itachi, they're next…
Ramenkage810: I thought I was after Itachi?
Avenger723: …
SasukeFan328: Well, find something interesting, Naruto.
Ramenkage810: Here's something… "Why Ninjas DON'T Have Internet."
SasukeFan328: …but we do have Internet. And why is it labeled "Ninjas"? Plural form is still "Ninja", isn't it?
Avenger723: Well Naruto, just give us a basic summary.
Ramenkage810: Okay.
(Silence)
Ramenkage810: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SasukeFan328: What's so funny?
Ramenkage810: THIS FANFIC! Here's the link, you guys. (A/N: He emails it.)
Avenger723: I guess I'll take a look.
SasukeFan328: If Sasuke's doing it, then so will I!
Avenger723: …
SasukeFan328: …
Avenger723: If I ever find the one who "wrote" this, I'm going to make their life miserable.
SasukeFan328: DITTO! THAT PUNK IS USING OUR PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS JUST TO GET SOME LAUGHS!
Kasek814 has signed on.
Kasek814: Hiya!
SasukeFan328: YOU!
Kasek814: Me?
SasukeFan328: YES, YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET EVER SPYING ON US!
Avenger723: …Got it. Here you go, Sakura.
SasukeFan328: Thanks.
Kasek814: Got what?
Avenger723: Your address.
Kasek814: o-O
Avenger723 has signed off.
SasukeFan328 has signed off.
Ramenkage810: If I were you, I'd start running now.
Ramenkage810 has signed off.
Kasek814: ……
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Kasek: Well, sorry about the wait. If you guys want to look at my other works, go ahead. I don't mind. Of course, this is still the most popular one.
