I honestly tried to post another chapter, but it deleted ALL my data, so I'll have to do that tomorrow. My real life bff came up with this idea, therefore you don't know what will ever happen next. I changed names to cast member names because I'd rather not name the poor guy who was getting stalked by my best friend... poor guy... never seen again... Just kidding. He's still alive.

The Freakiest Saturday

*Danny and L.T. are sitting at table in trailers* L.T.: So, what did you do Saturday? Danny: Stalked Dash. It was WE-IRD. First, I followed him to his house, where he challenged two old ladies and some cole slaw to a wrestling match. Then, we went to an alleyway, where a forest appeared OUT OF NOWHERE!!! So I had to stalk him through the trees. So I stalked him through the woods with a paint-ball gun. A little voice in my head said 'No! Don't shoot! No!' then I found myself arguing with myself. Then I was screaming and Dash was like 'Who's there?!?!?!?' THEN, we were at a BEAUTY PARLOR and eating cupcakes while Dash got a perm. Then the MUFFIN MAN came in riding a GIANT gingerbread man who was wearing a fake beard and a Santa hat holding a machine gun and shooting random people in the face! Then Mickey Mouse came in dressed as a door; a really big door; and the ceiling caves in on him and he says 'No! I'm melting! No!' NEXT, giant cupcakes that were HIDEOUS come in wearing tutus trying to dance ballet! After that some machine falls from the sky and crushes everyone dead the end. And that was the Freakiest Saturday EVER. L.T.: Dude, there's SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN!

*L.T. tells Kwan 'The Freakiest Saturday'* Kwan: Ok? His brain is... anh. There is no way to describe his brain. L.T.: I think it's deformed. Kwan: ...Yeah, it's deformed...


Really truly and honestly my bff came up with this. If you don't believe me, I will find you and kill you in your sleep.