Hey guys, I figured I might as well break out an end of the year special for you guys. Here it is! Hope you enjoy. And yes, I'm working on my other stories one at a time, so be patient! There's a story I'm waiting for to update, and the last update was two years ago. So be like me and just wait, okay? Anyway, enjoy the special.
Disclaimer: I don't own Red vs Blue or RWBY
On a snowy day, a rather large group of people gathered in a house on the small island of Patch. Greetings were quickly exchanged as the adults merrily smiled at each other and the children hugged each other.
Caboose and Ruby, now adults, happily greeted Donut, Blake, Tucker, and Yang. The couple had a son, Church. Church Rose was a 4'11" fourteen-year-old boy with short black hair and blue eyes. He was a mix of his parents' personalities, having Ruby's puppy love affection and Caboose's happy-go-lucky attitude. Also, he inherited their love of cookies and "super-duper cool awesomest very pretty boom-boom weapons." Unfortunately, he also had Caboose's curse of destroying things via so-sweet-it-would-give-a-person-who-died-like-five-billion-years-ago-diabetes innocence.
He ran to greet his cousin, Robin Xiao Long. Sixteen-year-old Robin, standing at a height of 5'5", had Yang's hair and eyes, but had Tucker's skin tone and personality. Unsurprisingly and unfortunately, she was just as shameless as her parents.
While the two chatted excitedly, a voice called out to them. "I see that you're getting noisy even though it hasn't even been a minute," drawled Nelly. Nelly Belladonna was a sixteen-year-old boy, standing at exactly five feet tall. He looked a lot like his mother, but had Donut's eye color. Although he had Blake's intelligence, Faunus trait being the ears, and personality along with Donut's friendliness, he somehow inherited his father's unintentional habit of making homosexual innuendos. Fortunately, it happened far, far, far less often than Donut's did.
As the three found an area to sit, their parents went into the kitchen to prepare the food. While Ruby and Caboose grabbed the plates, cups, and utensils, Yang and Tucker prepared the ham and roast chicken. Meanwhile, Donut and Blake carefully made the salad and seafood dishes. Curiously, Yang asked, "Hey guys, have you seen Omicron and Weiss?"
Just as she finished her question, the two mentioned people walked in. While the others looked like older versions of themselves, Omicron and Weiss had rather large changes. Weiss was noticeably more developed, finally having a body that suited her age. Omicron, on the other hand, let his hair grow considerably longer. Right now, it was pulled back into a ponytail.
As they apologized for being late, their sixteen-year-old daughter Wilhelmina went over to be with the other children. Wilhelmina Schnee, or Will for short, had a body that was so surprising it was rather hard to believe Weiss and Omicron were her parents. She stood at a height of 5'6" and had her mother's hair color and eyes. However, her hair style was more like Omicron's, and the ponytail was about a foot longer.
However, what caused the disbelief was that her body was very well developed. In fact, it was much more developed than Yang's was back in her youth. Will's face was boyish, so that if someone focused only on her face, they could very easily mistake her for a boy with a soft face.
As Will walked towards her fellow teenagers, Church and Robin had one of their usual fights. But before it could escalate, Will pried them apart. Lightly slapping Church upside his head, she reprimanded, "Church! How many times do I have to tell you to not get into fights with family? Try to behave more, okay?" The boy nodded sadly, but cheered up when Nelly patted his shoulder.
Turning to Robin, she scolded, "Robin, you need to be more careful!" Smiling gently, she cupped her hand under Robin's chin and lifted it slightly. Will continued, "I don't want to see your lovely face get scuffed up, understand? You're very precious to me, and I don't want you to get hurt." She also happened to spend far too much time with Yang and Tucker, yet her skills at flirting and pick-up lines heavily outmatched her uncle's and aunt's combined.
Robin, despite being quite the flirt, blushed furiously and nodded rapidly. The girl was extremely flirtatious and was immune to flattery, but Will always reduced her to a stuttering wreck. Watching the scene, Nelly sighed with a faint smile on his face. Will certainly lived up to her name, being very caring and protective of her loved ones.
The Faunus said, "Hello, Wilhelmina." Despite the girl's protests, Nelly always called the heiress by her name instead of her nickname. The boy continued, "Does your being late involve another love confession from another boy?"
Will sighed at the reminder of how practically most of the boys in her classes had a crush on her. However, there were a lot of girls too. Answering, she replied, "No. It was a girl this time. I don't want to know how she managed to follow me from school to my house. But yes, another love confession is the reason we're late."
The four children would have talked more, but Blake called out, "Alright, kids, it's time to eat!" Excitedly, they ran over to the dining room, eager to enjoy their time together.
At the table, Ruby said, "I'm glad you all could come. It's sad that Teams JNPR, CFVY, and Sun and Neptune couldn't come, though." The aforementioned Huntsmen and Huntresses already had plans, preventing them from attending.
Blake replied, "I know, but it's good enough that we could gather here." At this, all the adults nodded. Soon, they began eating their dinner.
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Everyone gathered around the Christmas tree after dinner. It was time to exchange gifts. Church bounced excitedly while his friends smiled eagerly. Rubbing his hands, Church opened his present, and started cheering when he got an odachi. The squeal skyrocketed when he found out the blade's structure used the Soshu Kitae method.
Robin whooped when she opened her gift, which was a pair of shotgun gauntlets almost exactly like her mother's. However, each gauntlet also had a contraption that would pop out a blade for surprise attacks and tight situations.
Nelly smiled faintly when he opened the box and found a whip. Let it be known that Nelly's extremely questionable choice of weapons compensated for making far fewer innuendos than his father. The others made mental notes to be careful whenever the whip was out.
Finally, Will opened her present. When she opened the box, which was suspiciously large, she gasped. Pulling the content out, she raised a great-claymore larger than her entire body out of the box. Giving it a few swings, the Schnee heiress smiled happily.
As the four teenagers enjoyed their new weapons, the adults exchanged their own gifts. Naturally, Ruby and Caboose both got boxes of cookies. Yang and Tucker were given clothes since nobody wanted to get them things the couple would want, Donut and Blake got books of various subjects, and Omicron and Weiss received music albums.
Church, Robin, Nelly, and Will ran outside to try using their new weapons. Looking outside, Omicron smirked in amusement as Nelly accidentally whipped Church, causing him to trip over a rock.
As the four went on with their shenanigans, Teams RWBY and CDLT shared stories about their time as students. They deliberately avoided mentioning anything involving the incident with Yang's arm, but Yang didn't care. After all, Adam Taurus was paying for his crimes.
"Oh, don't forget the time Caboose thought that Uncle Qrow was a tax collector!" laughed Yang. Caboose smiled sheepishly as everyone else laughed at the memory. Catching her breath, the blonde continued, "I've never seen him run so fast! But really, I wonder what the others are doing right now."
Meanwhile, the rest of the Blood Gulch Crew was having a wild party with Teams CFVY, JNPR, and Sun and Neptune. The chaos started when Nora and Velvet accidentally walked under the mistletoe. The result was a madly blushing Jaune, a catatonic Ren, screaming Reds and Blues, a shocked Coco, Fox, Yatsuhashi, and Washington, a sighing Carolina, a furiously blushing Velvet wiping her mouth, and a grinning Nora licking her lips.
"They're probably having their own party," said Omicron, "but I know that my sister will keep them under control." Little did they know that they were wrong. Carolina was leaving to go to a bar to deal with her headache.
Quite some time later, everyone was gathered in the living room, chatting happily. While Will and Robin were talking, everyone else stopped and stared. Robin asked, "What?" When Nelly pointed above her head with an amused look on his face, the two girls looked up and blushed.
Right above them, the mistletoe dangled innocently. The two girls tried to move away, but Church used his semblance, which would attract things together with varying degrees of force, to keep them from moving away. Nelly, feeling like speeding up the process, pulled out his whip and casually held it, slowly licking it in a sensual manner. Was it late to mention that he had kinky tastes?
Gulping, Robin turned back to Will, whose only reaction to Nelly's action was a slight whimper. They locked eyes, and then slowly leaned in. As their lips pressed together for several seconds, everyone else pulled out their scrolls and took photos so they could embarrass the two girls in the future.
As Will and Robin separated, they noticed what the others did. They screamed in horror and rage and pulled out their newly acquired weapons. Chasing everyone out of the house, the duo screamed bloody murder as they tried to get them to delete the pictures.
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A few days later, the families gathered together again. Robin and Will calmed down about the Christmas incident, but still couldn't look at each other without blushing. To make things worse, they found out that Nora and Velvet were in the same situation. That did very little to reassure them, due to what they knew about Nora.
During the evening, Church begged for a snowball fight. Although it was almost night, everyone agreed. Plus, they would have a good view of the beautiful night sky. At the moment, the group was separated into two teams. The first team consisted of Ruby, Weiss, Donut, Tucker, Church, and Robin. Caboose, Blake, Yang, Omicron, Nelly, and Will were on the other team. For some unknown reason, Will seemed to constantly target Robin, and vice versa.
So far, the snowball fight in the favor of Ruby's team due to Donut's accuracy. However, Yang managed to even out the odds by throwing ridiculously large snowballs that slowed down anything hit by it. Robin was about to yell a taunt, but a snowball thrown by Will slammed into her mouth.
She choked on the snow then fell to the ground, unconscious. Everyone ran to her, concerned. In unison, the adults said, "One of you kids give her the proper emergency treatment. Think of it as training." Church promptly excused himself, stating that he was not going to kiss his cousin. Nelly did the same, stating that he didn't want to make Yang and Tucker angry at him for kissing their daughter.
Everyone stared at Will. Will whimpered then gave in after a few more seconds. She sighed as she looked at Robin. After the ten-second-long worst moment of her life, Robin coughed as she woke up. Looking up into Will's blushing face and everyone's knowing smiles, she figured out what happened.
She and Will gave each other subtle nods, knowing what they were going to do next. They pulled out their weapons and pointed them at the others, planning to exact their revenge. As they were about to charge, something unexpected happened.
A loud explosion echoed through the air. They looked up just in time to see the firework show begin. Their anger forgotten, the two girls dropped their weapons and watched the bright explosions of light in wonder.
Unknown to them, the others gathered around them. As the adults hugged their children, the night sky lit up in colorful lights. Nostalgically, Weiss said, "Omicron, remember how you proposed to me on this night all those years ago?"
Smiling, Omicron nodded and replied, "Of course. We had dinner together then I proposed to you during the firework show in front of everyone. I'm still trying to figure out how Yang managed to arrange a party that fast when she found out." Said woman grinned widely, proud of herself.
Interrupting, Ruby yelled, "Come on, guys! Let's go to the cliffside where everyone else on Patch is going!" She promptly ran off, closely followed by Caboose and Church. The rest of the group glanced at each other and ran after the happy-go-lucky family.
At the cliffside, families gathered for the countdown. Children clung to their parents, the elderly smiled, and food stands served everyone. Yang and Tucker immediately went to the foods stands, and returned minutes later, carrying ridiculously large amounts of food.
Soon, the countdown began. The fireworks became more magnificent, and everyone started chanting. "Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Zero!" The fireworks lit up the sky much more than they did before.
As celebrations began around them, the four families embraced. With joy, the parents all said, "Happy new year!" The shout was then echoed by their children, and was quickly followed by everyone else at the cliffside. The families celebrated all night long under the starlit sky, and they would all be there until dawn.
And there it is! Sorry if it's short. I was really hard-pressed to finish it. After all, I started it just the day before Christmas. Anyways, I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and that you'll have a happy new year!
Tell me what you think, review, constructive criticism appreciated, but no flames. Keep your insults to yourself. Onishin Tsukitenshi, signing out.
