Here is Chapter 7! Hope you guys enjoy!

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Chapter 7: We can't remember a thing!

"GET THEM IN A MEDIC ROOM, NOW!" Tsunade screamed as she got preped for emergency scanning. Kakashi, Gai, and Kurenai came in, with Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke. All three them put the genins on movable beds, which were set and ready for them. Sasuke was pushed to the left, Sakura to the right, and Naruto went forward. More than two hours were spent on them, and Tsunade couldn't figure it out.

Kakashi was waiting outside. This was his team, his students. How in the world could they have gotten to the borders of Rice and Fire without a mission authorization? He was just informed that Naruto sneaked out of the village, but they don't know how. Tsunade came out, removing her medical mask, as Kakashi stood up, and looked at her with concern.

"Anything?" Tsunade face gave a blank expression.

"Naruto's hand is severely damaged, Sasuke has a severe concussion, and Sakura..." Tsunade was afraid to talk.

"Is she allright?" Through his mask, you could tell he was not liking what he was hearing.

"... We found seemen in her... And her underwear's gone..." Tsunade saw clentched fists on Kakashi. "...And there's no point in asking them what happened."

"Why not?" Kakashi asked, almost had anger in his voice.

"They're memories were erased. All of them." Kakashi nearly lost his footing, and had to sit down.


A pair of eyes opened to a hospital room, and began to look around. Naruto was in a daze. All he could remember was erasing his friends memories of Rain and Black Day.

SASUKE! SAKURA!

Naruto looked around and saw that they were both tucked in, on his left, asleep, with bandages all over them. He had bandages on him, too, but mostly on his right hand. He looked at it, remembering what happened to Rain.

'Hope she's ok...' Naruto thought. The door opened to Shizune walking in with some charts, but dropped them the minute she saw Naruto awake.

"GET THE HOKAGE AND KAKASHI HATAKE! NARUTO'S AWAKE!" Shizune hollered. This is going to be long. After a few minutes, more like a half an hour, Kakashi and Tsunade came in, followed by Shizune.

"You feeling all right, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.

"Hand's a little sore, but other than that, fine, Kakashi sensei." Naruto said, trying to sound normal.

"Good, you three have been knocked out for two weeks." Tsunade confirmed, looking at the charts. "So what happened?" SHIT! Tsunade doesn't know about Rain or her mission! He starred at his covered legs, with a face of sadness upon it.

"I... I don't remember..." Naruto said. Kakashi and Tsunade let out a sigh. So much for this knucklehead.

"We'll talk some more later. Get rested up, Sakura's being moved into her own room." Kakashi said, stoic as always. Naruto knows he was suspecting something.


Jiraya heard word about Naruto's stunt, and decided to investigate. He was inside Naruto's apartment, looking through his closet, and didn't find anything out of the ordinary, except... His pack. He brought it to the table, and found two files. He opened the first one, and found a photo of a girl who had a resemblence to Sakura, and read what contained inside the file:

Name: Rain Itachi Uchiha

Age: 10

DOB: 4/11

Maternal: Sakura Haruno

Paternal: Sasuke Uchiha

Legal Guardian: Naruto Uzumaki

Ranking: Genin

Village: Leaf/Sand

Mentor(s): Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi Hatake

D Mission: N/A

C Mission: N/A

B Mission: Unknown

A Mission: Unknown

S Mission: 52

'Why would Naruto have a file like this in his pack?' Jiraya thought, as he looked through the entire contents. He got done reading it, and then went to the other. He opened it, and nearly went green.

Photos of Uchiha doing Haruno, and the date is so recent.

In other words, Black Day.

"Better show these to Tsunade. She may wanna look at them." Jiraya said to himself, and loaded everything into his pack. Two days later, Squad Seven got released from the hospital.


"Hey, Kakashi sensei. How was your mission?" Sakura asked, still in bandages. Sasuke still has some on his head, and Naruto's hand was still covered up.

"Oh, it went ok, but I'd like to hear what happened to you guys." Kakashi said, sounding normal.

"Like what?" Sasuke asked. He was lost on all of this.

"Oh, you know... What you did while I was gone, anyone new you met, stuff like that." Kakashi clarified. They all thought hard. Poor Naruto, had to play an act, again. Sakura was the first to speak, sounding shocked.

"I-... I don't remember..." This is not good! She always remembered everything.

"Ok,... Sasuke... How about you?" Kakashi asked, to see if Sasuke remembered anything. As he was contemplating, Naruto was getting vivid visions in his head.


Sakura was sitting on Sasuke's lap, in her black shoulder bra, and shorts, at the edge of the bed, shifting Sasuke to look at his eyes, then she placed a kiss upon his lips, which he returned with a massive tongue wrestle, as he took a kunai, and cut the bra off from the back, and freed her breasts. He made an attempt to put one in his mouth, and message the other, which he did succeed.

"Ah!...S-Sasu-... Gahhhh!" She couldn't control the situation, anymore, she threw her head back, arched her back into him, placed her hands into his hair, and began messaging his scalp.


"...Can't recall..." Sasuke's comment brought Naruto back into reality. The fuck was that? He could even feel the texture on his hands, plus the taste in his mouth was blahhhhh! Adults actually enjoyed this shit!

"Naruto..." Kakashi said, snapping Naruto to pay full attention to him. "Do you remember anything?" Naruto thought, trying not to think, feel, or taste Black Day.

"...Nothing's comin' to mind..." Naruto said, with the most sincere look on his face. Kakashi rubbed his face with his hand, in frustration. "Why?"

"...It's nothing. I gotta go see the hokage about something. Dismissed." Kakashi's voice could be heard through out the skies. Since Naruto had nothing going on, he went home, and hid under the covers of his bed.


Neither of them didn't know what to do. Sasuke's hand was all over Sakura's exposed body, as he slipped two fingers into her folds. She couldn't fight back a moan, nor the tears. She loved him, and it felt too damn good for comfort, but this was her teamate for crying out loud. He positioned himself above her, kissed away the tears, and rammed right into her.


Naruto's hand gripped the pillow cushions on his bed, out of pain. His eyes were closed, and eye brows knitted.

"...Sensei...?" That voice. It brought Naruto out of his torture, and slowly pulled his head out of the covers.

It was Rain! She's back! Good as new! Naruto sat up, not believing what he was seeing.

"I take it Kyuubi broke the seal, huh. Was not expecting that from both sides of time. You Ok?" Rain said, sounding apologetic. Naruto grabbed her wrist, and pulled her into a hug.

"YIPE!" Rain screamed. She was back, it's not a holusination. He held onto her tightly, and began crying. Rain took in the fact of what was going through his mind, and returned the hug.

"How... How do you live with it...?" Naruto began. Rain's face was blank, and really didn't know what to say. "...Knowing all of that... Watching it play in your mind...?"

"...I don't know, really..." Rain said, speaking the truth. "...I guess it's because I grew up with it... And I had you to go to..."

Naruto knew now what Orochimaru was doing to her.

This is torture.

"You may have a mission comming up. Do you wanna go?" Rain asked. She pulled out of the embrace, and sat on Naruto's bed side. Honestly, Naruto shook his head 'no'.

"Ok. I'll fill in for you. It's easy." Rain said, letting him know that replacing him would be a piece of cake. Rain took out a scrunchi, and put her hair in a loose pony tail. It got Naruto chuckling.

"What?" Rain asked.

"Nothing... Itachi." Naruto said, giggling. Rain looked in a mirror and saw the resemblence, and decided to make Naruto laugh. So she dropped her voice low, to mimick a male.

"Foolish little brother. You will never be a good ninja, unless you loose 500 lbs, and brush your teeth!" Rain's act got Naruto laughing. "What is that noise your making? Laughter? Never heard of it! Work hard, Sasuke, and one day, you'll have eyes like mine!" Rain said, making rings around her eyes with her hands. Naruto was cracking up.

"That's good." Naruto said, smiling.

"Hey! I got you to smile!" Rain said, pointing to him. "Now, replacing you..."

"Rain, I don't think it's gonna work. I mean, what if-"

"TRANSFORM!" Rain hollered, and with a poof of smoke, there was a Naruto twin! "BELIEVE IT!" The second Naruto said, thumbs up, and a grin.

"It's gonna work." Naruto said, confirming it all.


"This was in Naruto's pack?" Kakashi asked, looking at everything. Tsunade was at her desk, and Jiraya was standing next to her.

"Yeah. These files and the dates can only mean that this happened while you were gone." Jiraya said.

"But why would Naruto have these?" Kakashi asked. "And do you think Naruto was the one who erased Sasuke's and Sakura's memories?" Jiraya looked out the window, thinking of the same thing.

"I personally think he did it to ease the pain and humiliation of the knowledge behind it. If it were my teamates in that predicament..." Tsunade glared at the ground, knowing which teamates he was talking about. "...I'd do the same thing."


Night fall came, and Rain managed to get Naruto to eat some Ramen. They were both ready to turn in.

"Oh, Sensei, one more thing." Rain stated, catching Naruto's attention. "If they get really bad, go see Pervy Sage." Naruto was shocked. Pervy Sage? What would he know what to do? Naruto was able to sleep that night, but Rain stayed awake, to make sure her parents didn't show him anything stupid. Rain was remembering the conversation she had with her father.


"An... An Affair?" Rain asked, showing fear and guilt. Older Sasuke nodded his head, as he wore his Akatsuki robes.

"I made a promise to your mother..." He began, as Rain tried to hold back tears. "...To come back home... As time went on, I forgot...But don't get me wrong..." All Rain could do was stare at him, with unbelievable shock.

"...I love your mother, still do..." His statement was enough to allow tears to go down her cheeks. She ran into Sasuke's arms, chin on his shoulder, as she began sobbing. Sasuke accepted the embrace, and picked her up, like a soldier would pick up his son after years of war.

"I'm sorry, Dad... Orochimaru... He just showed everything, and I thought-..." Rain couldn't do it anymore. She cried out everything she bottled up, about him. Sasuke combed her hair, in a comforting matter.

"I know..." He said as Rain's grip around her father's neck got stronger. "...I know..."


Rain woke up the next morning, to find Naruto back under the covers, which gave her the oppertunity to fish out some of his clothes so she could use it. Naruto/Rain ran as fast as he/she could, to the gates of leaf. He/she ran into Sakura, and Sasuke, who were all ready there.

"Your late." Sakura said, as Naruto/Rain came into the group.

"Sorry. Late night." Naruto/Rain said. For a female, she did Naruto's voice so well, even Sasuke didn't notice the difference. Four hours later, Kakashi finally shows up.

"Sorry I'm late, I was caught in the Labrynth of Love." Kakashi said, with a smile showing under his mask.

"OH, ENOUGH ALL READY!" Sakura and Naruto/Rain screamed in unison. They were really getting old of it.

"I can't believe Kakashi Sensei hasn't changed at all! Damn, he still has that stupid mask!" Inner Rain hollered. Even she was getting frusterated with him showing up late.

"Ok, Time to go over the mission." Kakashi said, when Naruto/Rain blurted out.

"YES, SIR! What's it gonna be? A nother A ranked mission?" Naruto/Rain asked.

"D ranked. We're helping at a local farm." Kakashi said, showing him/her the file.

"Awe..." Naruto/Rain complained, but Inner Rain said differently.

"FINALLY! MY FIRST D RANKED MISSION! YIIPEEEEEEEEEE!" Inner Rain was singing "I got the Joy Joy Joy down in My Heart" over and over again.


Naruto was wide awake, but he was still having visions.

He had her pinned. Right where he wanted her. He started kissing Sakura's neck, leaving a small hickey, an unzipped her dress.

"S-Sasuke, what are you-?" Sakura got stopped by Sasuke's index finger, being placed upon her lips with a low "Shh" followed. Sasuke then petted her cheek, as he began to suck on her neck line, down to her collar bone.


He couldn't take it anymore! This was getting out of hand. He had to do something fast, or there was gonna be problems!

"Naruto." A male voice called. He knew who it was.

Pervy Sage. Maybe if he stayed still, he'd leave, and

"Come on out, I know your there." Jiraya called. So much for his idea. He pulled off the covers from over his head, and revealed his face. It was dark and gloomy.

"Man, kid. Your a wreck!" Jiraya said, noticing the black circles under his eyes. Jiraya has never seen him this bad.

"Hey, Pervy Sage." Naruto said, not sounding too excited. "Can we talk?" Maybe Rain was right.


Ok, Chapter 7 is done, Rain is Back, and She's got a new enemy targeting her!

Who is it? What's going to happen to Naruto with Jiraya?

How is Rain going to catch that stupid bird with "AHOO! AHOO!" crow?