I know, I've been inactive for awhile.

Don't I know it...

Oh come on! Cut my some slack! I've got a life you know!

What ever. Coolcat1701 doesn't own Sonic and company, SEGA does.

If I did, I would have a serious feild day with Sonic '06.


Kat here. Wake up to a mega pink overload, so I wasn't dreaming that me brother and I met Sonic, Amy, and Eggman.

I check the clothes I'm borrowing from Amy. It's the outfit she wore in Sonic Riders. Not to mention I needed to safety-pin certain areas.

"Wow. Would look better if you had something up top and didn't need to use those pins."

"Matt!"

Before I could get at him, my little brother's out the door and laughing. That didn't stop me from trying.

I rush out the guest room door, but I'm stopped by Amy.

"Come on!" She says while pushing me out the door. "We're going shopping."

"Just a couple pairs of jeans and a few t-shirts. You don't have to go all out. Matt! Help me out here!"

"Sorry Sis. I don't start fights I positively know I can't win."

"TRAITOR!" I shout semi-playfully as I'm pushed the last bit out the door.


Cream and Cheese were waiting for me and Amy at the mall. Who would have thought? Cream was actually polite about the nickname irony.

But right now Amy is going up and down rows of racks and Cream, Cheese, and I are semi-struggling under the clothes that crazy pink hedgehog is handing us (Cheese is struggling under hair accessories.)

"Don't worry once we get out of the store Amy will be back to normal." Cream tries to reassure me.

"I'm more worried that Amy won't let me leave without all dresses."

"I think that's enough. Lets go try them out!" She says while shoving me into a changing room.

Might as well try some on. Instantly rule out all but one light blue with spaghetti-straps. But felt it revealed too much for my taste so I paired it with a darker blue short-sleeved top.

Everything else were as I said: t-shirts and jeans.

"I know I'm not really into the girly stuff," I say over ice cream(I got mint-chip, Amy has strawberry, and Cream and Cheese are splitting a bowl of cookies 'n' cream). "But that was pretty fun."

"See? That wasn't so bad." Cream replied. Cheese chirped in agreement, either that or he said 'I thought I might collapse under those accessories'.

"There's this other store I think we should go to." Amy says.

"You go on ahead." I politely say. Knowing Amy, it's shoes. "I saw this place I could get some supplies for hair dye."


"Cherry Kool aid, conditioner, and a highlighting wand. Looks like I'm all set." I say to no one in particular.

"My, that's an odd concoction. Wonder what you'd make from that…"

Don't recognize the voice, not a good sign. I whirl around to see the one hedgehog I never wanted to meat.

"Great, it's the perverted bastard…" I say. "Scourge, don't you have better things to do then flirt with girls leaving a grocery store?"

He started getting closer, and with every step he takes forward I take back.

(A/N: I have not read the comics! So if Scourge sounds and/or acts out of character, I apologize ahead of time! All I know about the guy is he's a perv., womanizer, and the opposite of our favorite speedy blue hedgehog…all I know!)

"You're friends with Sonic. What better way to show him who's best then to screw his friends."

Oh Shit…

"Uh…something I forgot to mention," I say, still backing away. "I also bought THIS!"

I whack him as hard as I could with the frying pan I pulled from my shopping bag before making a run for it at top speed. I didn't care about the curious stares directed at me. I had a, by now, pissed off Scourge the Hedgehog on my tail!

"Hey Miss! Where's the fire?! And what's with the screaming?!" I heard someone call my way. And I can tell ya, I wasn't about to stop and explain why I was screaming and who the f**k I was running from.

When I did stop, it was at the intersection where the ice cream parlor from earlier.

*Wait, which way's the shoe-shop Amy tried dragging me to? Was it left or right…?*

Looking back, I notice Scourge about to catch up. Semi-glad I stunned him…

Ran right, a dead-end alley.

"No where to run now."

I press my back against the wall, and had I been a Scourge fangirl, I'd've died with how close he was. I could've kissed him if he wasn't such a pervert.

"Oh sweet Terra…" *Come on, come on! You worked the other night, why won't you sound waves just fire?!* I screw my eyes shut, waiting for whatever Scourge might do.

But I felt some heat a fair distance to be a warning shot for the green pervert in front of me. I peak, and my inner fan girl's pretty much dead.

Shadow the Hedgehog!

"Step aside Faker."

"Finally, a fight worth my time."

"Gentlemen, can't we just try talking this out?"

Both hedgehogs just glare. "I think I'll just go." I make my way around the boys, but Scourge grabs me by the tail.

"You're not going anywhere."

Breaking the fourth-wall moment here: "I'm pretty much screwed, aren't I?"


That's all I got *shrugs*. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask the readers for some help.

She stinks at writing fight scenes.

Thanks for pointing that out... But if you have any suggestions on how this fight should play out, please let me know! I would be most greatful of your help.