The Flying Dutchman's

Captain

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A/N: I'm very sorry about the wait. School and marching band have been taking up my free time, but I'll try to update when I can.


Title: "The Flying Dutchman's Captain"

Rip-off of: "The Phantom of the Opera" from The Phantom of the Opera

Sung by: Jack, Davy Jones, and the Flying Dutchman's Crew (FDC)

Jack: He sent a henchman to me

And Bootstrap came.

I must collect some souls

To clear my name.

I wish this was a dream

For now I see

The Flying Dutchman's Captain is here

Searching for me.

Davy Jones: You know I'll find you, Jack.

Your soul I'll get.

My little beastie

Will eat you yet.

And though you run away

To hide from me,

The Flying Dutchman's Captain is there

Out on the sea.

FDC: He knows where you will go;

He's always near.

The Kraken's appetite

Is what you should fear.

And if you don't give up,

You know you'll be

Inside Davy Jones's Locker,

Under the sea.

FDC: He's there: the Flying Dutchman's Captain!

Beware the Flying Dutchman's Captain!

Davy: In all your darkest dreams

You always knew

That your twisted destiny---

Jack: Would end with you.

All: And in this wild sea

Where you can't flee

The Flying Dutchman's Captain is there,

Chasing after me.

Jack: He's there: the Flying Dutchman's Captain!

Davy: Come!

Jack: Ruuuuuuuun!

Davy: Come to me!

Jack: Noooooooo!

Davy: Come to me, Jack Sparrow!

Jack: It's Caaaaaaaptain!

AAAAHHH!


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