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Thanks to cullenkid63 for the plot idea!
--Esme, Rosalie, Bella, and Alice walk into the Cullen house after a long day of shopping--
Bella: That was torture!
Alice: Come on, Bella! It wasn't that bad!
Bella: 10 hours of shopping?!
Rosalie: Your point is?
Bella: I couldn't stand it.
--clicking noises--
Esme: What was that?
Alice: It sounded like a camera. Let's go check it out!
--In the family room--
Some random photographer: Work it boys! Work it! Throw in that emotion! Oh, Emmett! That was perfect!
Esme: Oh!
Rosalie: My!
Alice: Effing!
Bella: God!
Rosalie: Out husbands are modeling underwear?!?!
Emmett: You got that right.
Bella: Edward. Why are you modeling underwear?
Jasper: Its because we're all sexy.
Carlisle: Yea. --Esme rolls her eyes and ruffles his hair-- OH MY GOD!!! YOU JUST MESSED UP MY HAIR. DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M UGLY NOW!! --he runs off to fix his hair--
Esme: Well, girls. It's happened. Our husband are metereosexual.
Emmett: We're not metereosexual! We just take very much appreciation into the way we look.
Rosalie: There's a word for that. METEREOSEXUAL!!!
Emmett: Whatever!
Bella: Edward, I am shocked.
Edward: Why, love? Am I not allowed to show off my sexiness to the world?
Bella: Hmmmm, nope.
--Edward pouts and Carlisle returns with his hair fixed--
Esme: Carlisle, sweetie, how in the hell did this happen?
Carlisle: This guy saw us and asked us to model for him and he just happens to be a photographer for men's underwear.
--Alice gasps--
Alice: OMG!!!
Jasper: --now at Alice's side-- What's wrong?
Alice: He's gay!
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett: WHAT?!
Edward: OH MY GOD HE IS GAY!!
Emmett: And I thought I had what it takes to be a model.
Rosalie: You can always model underwear for me, my monkey man.
Emmett: That's good enough for me!
--Everyone else gags--
Bella: Are you 4 still metereosexual or are you over it?
Edward: We're not over it.
Jasper: We'll never be over it.
Emmett: Nope.
Carlisle: Never in a million years.
Bella, Alice, Rosalie, and Esme: Damn.
A/N: Once again, thank you cullenkid63 for the plot idea :D. Now, R&R!!!
