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Thanks to cullenkid63 for the plot idea!

--Esme, Rosalie, Bella, and Alice walk into the Cullen house after a long day of shopping--

Bella: That was torture!

Alice: Come on, Bella! It wasn't that bad!

Bella: 10 hours of shopping?!

Rosalie: Your point is?

Bella: I couldn't stand it.

--clicking noises--

Esme: What was that?

Alice: It sounded like a camera. Let's go check it out!

--In the family room--

Some random photographer: Work it boys! Work it! Throw in that emotion! Oh, Emmett! That was perfect!

Esme: Oh!

Rosalie: My!

Alice: Effing!

Bella: God!

Rosalie: Out husbands are modeling underwear?!?!

Emmett: You got that right.

Bella: Edward. Why are you modeling underwear?

Jasper: Its because we're all sexy.

Carlisle: Yea. --Esme rolls her eyes and ruffles his hair-- OH MY GOD!!! YOU JUST MESSED UP MY HAIR. DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M UGLY NOW!! --he runs off to fix his hair--

Esme: Well, girls. It's happened. Our husband are metereosexual.

Emmett: We're not metereosexual! We just take very much appreciation into the way we look.

Rosalie: There's a word for that. METEREOSEXUAL!!!

Emmett: Whatever!

Bella: Edward, I am shocked.

Edward: Why, love? Am I not allowed to show off my sexiness to the world?

Bella: Hmmmm, nope.

--Edward pouts and Carlisle returns with his hair fixed--

Esme: Carlisle, sweetie, how in the hell did this happen?

Carlisle: This guy saw us and asked us to model for him and he just happens to be a photographer for men's underwear.

--Alice gasps--

Alice: OMG!!!

Jasper: --now at Alice's side-- What's wrong?

Alice: He's gay!

Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett: WHAT?!

Edward: OH MY GOD HE IS GAY!!

Emmett: And I thought I had what it takes to be a model.

Rosalie: You can always model underwear for me, my monkey man.

Emmett: That's good enough for me!

--Everyone else gags--

Bella: Are you 4 still metereosexual or are you over it?

Edward: We're not over it.

Jasper: We'll never be over it.

Emmett: Nope.

Carlisle: Never in a million years.

Bella, Alice, Rosalie, and Esme: Damn.

A/N: Once again, thank you cullenkid63 for the plot idea :D. Now, R&R!!!