Chappie 7! Hope you guys like! Please Review!

"Talking"

'thoughts'

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"I'm SOOOO Sorry guys! I really didn't mean it! You were just being so… and you wouldn't listen and…." Sakura continued rambling to the to very injured boys.

Currently they Sasuke and Naruto laid in two beds about 4 feet apart. Sasuke had bandages wrapped around his abdomen and his right arm was in a cast. He wasn't that bad…

Naruto on the other hand was MUCH worse. He had the top of his head wrapped in gauze. He had casts on his left leg and both arms. He also was wrapped around his abdomen. His face was dirty and had a couple of cuts.

Naruto was messed up pretty bad.

Anyway Sakura was still rambling on and on, one apology after the next. Sasuke rolled his eyes while Naruto was completely lost halfway through.

"and I'm REALLY sorry!" she finally ended

Sasuke grunted at her apology.

I mean, what kind of girlfriend throws a grenade at her best friend and boyfriend… who were also her teammates… that just so happen to be rivals that argue every second of the day

Naruto glared angrily at Sasuke. He was beyond pissed.

"Naruto, what did Sasuke do this time?" asked Sakura when she noticed the glare

"this time?" asked Sasuke raising a brow

"yes, THIS time. As in your always doing something to make everyone pissed at you" Sakura said in a matter-of-fact way

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Sakura-chan you were there when it happened!" Naruto whined

FLASHBACK

"SAKURAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BOTH boys yelled as they saw the deadly thing come at them

'I have to think fast or that THING will kill me' Sasuke thought

Time seemed to slow down as the grenade came at them.

Naruto was screaming girlishly, Sakura was looking kind of pissed, Ino and Ten-Ten were cheering, Neji and Shikamaru were both sitting on the pillow and munching on popcorn while watching the grenade soar in the air, and Hinata was… well her eyes said "die Uchiha die"

Sasuke surely felt oh so loved…

'doesn't she know Naruto is also going to get hit?' he thought

That's when it came to him.

'Naruto!' he thought in his head 'I'll throw him at the grenade!'

Then he looked back at the bomb that was mere feet away… his eyes widened

'Shit! There is no way in Hell I'm going down without 'restoring my clan' with Sakura' he thought mentally with determination

His eyes burned with youthful flames as he picked Naruto up by the jacket.

While Naruto had a 'what the fuck?!' look on his face

…Sasuke pulled the blonde in front of him by the jacket

Boom.

END FLASHBACK

Naruto threw a glare at Sasuke.

"Sasuke-kun! That is so messed up!" Sakura scolded her boyfriend

"what's so messed up is throwing a grenade at the person you confessed your love to" Sasuke retorted

Sakura blushed and said nothing.

"besides the dobe has Kyuubi. He'll be out of here in no time" Sasuke shrugged

The 2 other people in the room were silent still thinking about what he could POSSIBLY mean by that. Sasuke sighed at their slowness and picked up the remote and turned on the T.V

1 minute

He clicked the button and stopped it on a particular channel.

2 minutes.

Just wait for it it'll come to them soon.

3 min – Ding!

"oh!!!!!" they chorused

Suddenly a nurse walked in all happy joy joy.

"sir here is the ramen you've ordered" she chirped and skipped out the door after she plopped the ramen down on the table

I bet you're wondering why she's so happy? Well that's because she's finally off duty after rigorously tending to every little thing the Uchiha and Uzamaki told her to do.

Like clean the toilets and vacuum their room.

Let's just say Uchiha's are clean freaks.

Anyway…

Naruto happily cheered and leaned over to eat his ramen, but…

He couldn't reach it…

So he tried stretching his arm as far as he can.

Sakura shook her head and walked into the bathroom.

"nnnhhhhhh, hhhmmnnnn!" he grunted as he tried to reach his bowl

Pant.

Pant.

"What the fuck dobe?! You giving birth?!?!" Sasuke growled at the dobe who was distracting him from his precious television

"shut up teme! I'm trying to get my ramen!!" Naruto yelled

"and I'm trying to watch my T.V!"

Sakura walked back in and sat in the chair in between both Sasuke and Naruto's beds.

Naruto tried reaching for his food again.

"hnnnnnnnnn – !!!"

"geez Naruto!" Sakura shouted irritated "you sound like a constipated Sasuke-kun!"

Naruto busted out laughing and Sasuke glared at her giving her a 'what the fuck?!?!' look

After 5 minutes Naruto calmed down and everything was silent.

Until Sasuke started smirking at the T.V

"Sasuke-kun what are you watching?" asked Sakura

And before he could change the channel she already turned to look at the T.V. Her jaw dropped at what she saw.

(sexy, in Sasuke's terms) women working out in nothing more than men's boxers and training bras!

Then went to commercial.

She slowly turned to Sasuke glaring darkly at him. Her eyebrow twitched, unable to believe her boyfriend!

"YOU LECHEROUS BASTARD!!!!" Sakura thundered

Naruto gaped at Sasuke while he went wide eyed.

Hell hath no mercy!!!

Suddenly it came off commercial and super hot 'n Sexy men came on, exercising WITHOUT a t-shirt. Sasuke glared and tried to change the channel, but his girlfriend was too quick for him and already took it away, smirking down at him with a 'karma is a bitch' look.

He could only watch as his girl drooled at the men (just to piss him off, but Sasuke didn't know that!) and Naruto was snickering at the fact Sasuke was getting jealous by the second.

"oh shit! Look at those rock hard sexy abs! can anyone say 8-pack!?"Sakura squealed

Oh, and the comments weren't helping.

Then it came to him.

'she wants me to apologize' he thought sighing inwardly

"I'm sorry Sakura-chan" he even added the chan

There goes his pride – cough – ego – cough.

Naruto's jaw dropped.

Uchiha apologized?!?!?!?!?

Sakura's eyes went wide as she turned to him.

Silence.

And the silence was killing him.

'dammit say something!!!' Sasuke screamed mentally at Sakura but kept his indifferent look on

Sakura then glomped him. Grabbing his head with both hands (since his arm and abdomen was currently injured) and hugged him… well his head.

She hugged him tightly smiling brightly, happy her boyfriend finally apologized.

Meanwhile Naruto was looking at Sasuke who had his head squished in between her chest… again. Oh boy that brought memories.

His face was burning tomato red.

In fact it out done the tomato.

Naruto started snorting and then let out bounds of laughter.

Sakura however was oblivious and was in her own little world.

'he apologized!... wait a minute' Sakura thought

She felt a hand someplace she didn't want it to be right now.

"god! I cannot believe you!!! You just totally ruined my moment!" Sakura yelled and pulled away

Much to Sasuke's dislike. He frowned then gave her THE look.

"oh no! if you think you're getting any after all this you are dead wrong!" Sakura huffed and stormed out of the hospital

Naruto looked at Sasuke, wiping a tear from laughing so hard.

"man teme, I knew you were a bastard but I didn't know you were a perverted bastard! Maybe I should call you ero teme from now on…" Naruto snickered

Sasuke gave Naruto another glare.

"shut up Naruto" Sasuke growled

Naruto ignored him then spotted his untouched ramen on the bedside table, and out of reach.

Sasuke smirked.

"yo dobe" Sasuke called

"what?" Naruto said distracted by his ramen

"you know you could have asked Sakura to get it for you" Sasuke smirked wider

"Aargh!!" Naruto growled

He was so pissed a Kyuubi tail began to appear, Naruto looked at it and smiled.

He used the tail to feed him ramen.

Sasuke sweatdropped.

'isn't he abusing his Kyuubi powers?' Sasuke thought

"no" Naruto said then took another bite

'did he just read my mind?' thought Sasuke awkwardly

Sasuke got an idea.

He started thinking dirty thoughts of him and Sakura with a smirk.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, TEME! YOU POISENED MY PURE MIND!!!" Naruto screamed in agony

"pure?" snorted Sasuke

"YEAH!!" Naruto shouted

"wait a minute teme… who gave you the talk?" asked Naruto

"… it was awkward between me and Kakashi after he gave me that graphic video of 'sperm and egg cells' " Sasuke said and shuddered as he remembered the dirty video

"… you too huh?" asked Naruto as he grimaced from the memory


I may end this story after a couple more chapters... Anyway i hoped you guys enjoyed this chappie!

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