"TALKING"

Thinking

"Kyuubi/blade talking"

"Demon or juubi talking"

Demon or Juubi thinking

'Suppressed Talking or thinking' (Hidden thinking from partners.

'Exasperation or emphases'

Very important note please read


(Rewrite)so i don't own naruto and stuff. Second, I made this fic M rated. Thrid. When naruto's sixteen all the wemon he's got will become inmortal and there bodies will be able to go between 13 and 30 so yes obaa-chan will be younger for naruto. And lastly i'll put up all parrings for naruto in the next chap so see yaw!


Last time on naruto: Zabuza chuckled at his interdiction.

"Why kakashi I'm flattered that you heard of me." Kakashi took a look at his team, mainly naruto.

"This guy is an S class missing Nin. Not even you naruto can handle that." Naruto gave him a bored look.

"At full form. I could beat him, if he was weakened. Otherwise give me 3 more months training." Kakashi took out his sharigan.

"AH. I'm honored kakashi. Gracing me with the presence of your sharigan." Every word he said was filled with, venom, killing intent, or sarcasm.

"Enough small talk let's fight!" And the fight started!

Ch7: Fight and a new friend err. En old one that you knew, but… Ah forget it you'll find out.

Zabuza had fully brought up his mist. Kakashi was apparently standing still waiting for Zabuza. Zabu, (I'm a real shikamaru writer aren't I? hmmm. Maybe I should call him zaboomafu? On a hill some where shikamaru sneezes.) Had just released killing intent on the field. When he released it, sakura had sneezed.

"I'm sorry was that killing intent? I thought it was just the smell of a sissy."

Everyone heard Zabuza growl which reviled his position to kakashi.

Zabu: Damn. That girl purposely made me mad. Now kakashi knows my position. Zabu was about to get in-between the kids. Now they had seen there flaw and fixed it.

If I. Yes that'll work. Zabuza ran straight into the team. Every skilled ninja, (so basically every one, but tazuna and sakura) knew that it was just a decoy.

Naruto kicked it as hard as he could. That pretty much knocked it 20 yards before it dissipated. Zabu took this chance to run right right into the team while they were distracted.

"PLAN SASUKE! SPEED!" Naruto yelled. (Bet you thought sasuke yelled it out.) Sakura jumped to the side of tazuna. Naruto ran at Zabuza and punched him once. He was about to disappear when sasuke came up on naruto's back and did a replacement justu on the clone.

It effectually switched the real Zabuza with the vanishing water clone. Sasuke slid a little on naruto to kick him out of the way of sakura's shuriken and kunai. Zabuza was able to dodge the shuriken, but sadly. Not the kunai.

"Damn you kakashi and your students. There's no way that they can be genin!" Zabuza was angry. Kakashi hadn't even moved yet and here are his students predicting his moves. There's no way they ALL could have the sharigan.

"Actually Zabuza there supposed to be chuunin now, but they decided they love me sooo much. They wanted to stay genin a little while longer." Sakura and sasuke got a

"Riiiigghhht." Look. Naruto muttered

"Liar"

Under his breath, unfortunately they all dropped there guard to reply to Kakashi's lie. Zabuza popped into there defense and was about to strike tazuna when kakashi came in.

"Nice try, but you forgot I've been watching you the whole time." Zabu smiled at that.

"Not bad kakashi. Just what I'd expect form you. Unfortunately." Kakashi raised an eye brow.

"Not good enough." Zabuza fell into a puddle of water.

A water clone! He then repapered behind kakashi.

"So kaka-." Before he could finish kakashi also be came a puddle of water.

"Nice try-." Again before kakashi could finish Zabuza disappeared. Kakashi then felt the wind change.

He barely missed a blade coming at him. Only to get kicked straight into the water.

"Damn I can't believe-."

"Suirou no Jutsu (Water Prison)" Kakashi had just got trapped.

Damn. I should have known he'd do this. Hopefully the team has a plan for this to. Just like kakashi hoped naruto had a plan.

"PLAN NAURTO, FULL ASSUALT!" Every one left tazuna. Who was a little shocked to see them leave him so soon, but naruto had planned ahead and left him with 3 hack bunshin.

Sakura and sasuke had just disappeared. Naruto used his charaka to fly towards Zabuza. His eyes widened when he saw naruto fly.

When did kakashi steal a flying justu? Naurto flew up really high. While going up he threw a kunai down. Since it was flying one way all Zabu had to do was take a small step back. The kunai turned into sakura kicked him down releasing kakashi.

"Great job-." But the team wasn't finished yet. While sakura was falling she had thrown a pebble into Zabu eye, but it landed on his mask.

He had shrugged it off as her trying to blind him, till that pebble turned into sasuke who stabbed him in the arm with a demon shuriken. And it didn't help that he used his foot to kick it in deeper, or the fact it transformed into naruto with a Rasengan in his hand. And it didn't help that he got blown to a tree from the Rasengan with a 3 by 12 inch cut on his left arm. And carrying that heavy sword didn't help his arm that much either. When Zabuza stood up he had one thought on his mind.

I wonder if Moe's has doughnuts tonight.

"Cough cough. Not bad kids you were certainly trained by kakashi. To bad you fell for my trap." Every one was in shocked.

He had a back up this whole time? He clapped his hands twice. Then he did some hand seals. Next stuck out his hand. And a doughnut appeared!

"Moe's doughnuts are healing. Just one and my arm will be up and running in a few days." Just as he was about to take a bite. He stopped. Then looked at everybody.

"Aren't you going to stop me? I mean I could be at full health a gain."

Just as some one was about to answer a water clone Zabuza appeared behind naruto.

This kid has to be the brains of this. If I get rid of him I won't have to worry much about the others. He then hit naruto with the top of his sword on the top of his head. This would knock out a normal person, but naruto isn't even a person. Naruto flipped around and kicked his clone to the tree. So zabuza's own idea slapped. Wait; hit him head first in the gut.

"Nice try, but naruto has a head thicker then steel. The ugly face just comes with the package." Sasuke was taking every chance at the blonde. Not because he didn't like him, but because it was fun.

"Look whose talking sasuke. I haven't seen you winning any beauty awards."

"Well I hate those kinda contests. Besides I get 500 different applications in the mail each day so if you want one just ask."

Naruto couldn't think of any thing to say and was afraid he'd have to concede to sasuke, but then needles flew out of the air and his Zabuza on the neck. A figure in a robe came up.

"Thank you for Distracting Zabuza. I'll take it from here." Naruto knew that this guy wasn't trust worth.

Wait, Why dose this guy have a female aura around him?

"Clam down naruto it's just a hunter Nin. It's there job to do this." The hunter Nin then left with the body.

"Well team le-." Kakashi just fell on the ground. Naruto knew what it was.

"Don't worry guys it's just charaka exsa-" Naruto had just fallen to the ground to.

"Damn it must be the head blow." Sasuke picked up kakashi and sakura picked up naruto.

"Lead the way tazuna." Sakura said merrily. The group then headed towards tazuna's house. (Why is she so happy right now?)

DREAM SCAPE NARUTO.

"OW. Man what happened." Naruto woke up in a familiar place.

"Hey this is kyuubi's cage."

"Correction, MY cage." Naruto turned around to see a maybe 100 ft Juubi in front of him.

How did I miss that?

"Dad?" The giant beast just smiled.

"Yes naruto it's me." Naruto smiled like a watermelon and hugged his father's leg. (He's a hundred feet, remember) His father just went to human form.

"So dad what are you doing here?"

"Well son I came to help you with a few things. The other gods were afraid that if you screwed up the snakes would have to take control as the rulers. And if the snakes took over demon world and human and the god zone would all be destroyed because the bastard snakes would either have a 24/7 civil wars or try to control all zones."

"Uh-huh."

"And so they decided that I would fill up the space in the cage. Since I meet the minimum of nine tails and the cage was empty they put me in it. So I'm here to help you fight, think, and make love."

"Make love?"

"Ah I mean… Make gloves. Yeah for the other foxes when they go in human form there hands get could and I never got around to making love I -I mean making gloves."

The king blushed.

"Don't worry dad I already know about the harem." The king seemed relived.

"Well that'll make things easier. I'm assuming you already had sex?" The king seemed to hope naruto hadn't even though he knew the importance of it.

"Yes I have."

"Aw man. Because I'm just sitting in your mind I can take over if you were to pass out or go to sleep. Or give me control when you're too much of a shikamaru-ass to fight for your self. Or for me to train your body in your sleep. Or just oh, I don't know. Make love to girls for you."

Juubi said the last part rather quickly.

"So dad how long you think it'll take to revive the whole fox clan"

"Well it depends on how many women you take."

"Let's say. Seven?"

"Then add four hundred million zero's to 784 and that's how long it'll take."

"…wow."

"It takes so long for vixens to get pregnant. About five years between children. And that's if you do it 79hrs a week."

"So. Any thing you want to teach me?"

"Well no. That's it. So anyway if you want to wake up, you know, before the end of time that'll okay."

"Oh alright. Thanks dad! Hey wait why'd you kiss temari?"

"Well you see when I'm in here I'll be able to use my powers to attract human girls. It won't work on naturally fox vixen, but any human girl will fall madly in love with you."

"Um okay. See ya dad!"

END DREAM SCAPE

Naruto was getting up to the worst head ach in his life. Well this was only the second time he had a head ach that he could remember. Most likely kyuubi gave him worse.

Ow. My head.

"Kit. Get up."

Hey dad, so what's the plan?

"Well you'll go by your day and if your life is in real danger I'll help you fight, other wise I'll be checking out the memory of you and kyuubi gettin it on."

HOLD ON A SEC PERVERT. THAT Memory's PRIVATE.

"Fat chance I won't look at it. By the way when I see a girl that'll produce the best offspring I'll take over. NO OBJECTIONS. Got it?"

Fine. Any way I'm going to get up now.

Alright see yaw.

(Hey did you notice how the king talks all long and stuff then naruto says these one worded sentences?) Naruto looked around, he was in a room. (I'm not going into details on the areas. Maybe.) He activated his blood limit. (FINNALY JUSTU AGIN!) Akuma Manako (blood limit, demon eye). Naruto's eye thinned out to a small slit and became red. He saw his teammates in another room and went there right away.

"So it's most likely to assume he's alive."

"Hey guys seem you figured it out." Every body turned around. (Isn't it a bad thing to have your back to the door?)

"Hey naruto you're finally awake. We thought you'd be out longer."

"Heh. You should know I'm a fast healer. So you realized Zabuza is alive?"

"Yup. Of course it's not a good thing, but we can look forward to a challenge."

"Well guys I think we should do tree walking so we can see how good your control is."

Kakashi seemed unsure weather or not to do the exercise. Naruto sat in a professor like stance.

"Well actually kakashi-sensei the spirit orb raised our power. While doing so it would be foolish for it to leave or control at its lousy level. So it raised that to. However. The control we got was only at the equivalent of the former level of our current level. The

"So" formed a kinetic barrier rendering charaka control inert.

The whole network that ran on subatomic energy rendered downward so the telekinetic link that bound between the entities ascend form and mortal form were rendered up which would be good till you

Absorbed the expanded view of telekinetic energy which was caused by my mind link.

It was obscured which started weakening the overall sensitivity of the platform that controls control over one's internal charaka. .So to put it simply. Or charaka and control before was, let's say, 20/12. The spirit orb made it 60/36. So basically there's no increase in control."

"So you basically you were awake the whole time we were talking to think up big words to use so you'll sound smart." Sasuke said with a hint of pride. Naruto didn't say anything. Kakashi thought about it for a moment.

"And kakashi sorry, but you'll have to tree walking to you don't have much control either. It'll be much harder to do because the spirit orb has natural blockers that stop you from accurately forming charaka. Once you get past those you'll need to water walk. After that's completed I'll teach sasuke and sakura techniques. So any questions?"

"Yes just one." Sasuke said. "How hard will it be for us to get though both water and tree walking?"

"So you know about water walking? Well it'd take at least a week and a half; Zabuza should be back in two to three weeks. Leaving enough time to teach you guys some dangerously awesome techniques."

"Why do you try when you're just going to die anyway?"

"Inari don't say that!"

"Why cause it's true?"

"Hey kid. Do you cry a lot?"

"NO! I'm not some baby!" Naruto punched the kid into the floor which made a 2 inch 6ft crater. Inari started crying.

"What happened? I thought you said you weren't a cry baby?" Naruto said in a mocking tone to a still crying Inari. Sakura started to speck.

Damn I was hoping she'd shut up longer.

"Naruto that was harsh! You can't do that to a kid!" Naruto looked straight at her with his blood limit active.

"Why? He simply thinks he has the worst life ever. That all the bad stuff happens to him and no one else in the world. Well I got news for ya kid. Don't think your anything special. Bad stuff happens all the time. Sasuke and I have no parents, but do you see us crying 24/7? NO. We deal with it and move on. The only way you'd see me crying is if someone I loved died or you put onions in my ramen." Sasuke suddenly dropped his head. What naruto said was true. He'd have grown up just like Inari thinking his case was special because he was an uchiha.

"So when everybody else in the world has happy lives and you don't, you can cry. I'm going to bed." With nothing left to talk about. Naruto went to bed. Soon after everyone left. Inari's mom taking him to his room.

Some where far away where 2 people are talking

"Ugh. Man what happened?"

"I thought they'd kill you."

"Well they were tough."

"Yes, but it's the blonde I'm interested in."

"Don't go getting pregnant on me Haku." The now confirmed girl was blushing. (Naruto: hey how'd you 'confirm' it?) Well it's actually a funny story… Hey is that gai? (Everybody runs) phew. That was close.

"Well. I meant that, well I mean he'd be a nice opponent, but if you want me to get pregnant I'm sure he wouldn't mind being the father."

"Humph. Well how long do I have before I can get back to fighting?"

"Well it'll be a month, but knowing you it'll probably be half the time."

"You're heartless Haku."

"I Learned form the best." A man with two body-guards came up.

"What do you want Gatou?"

"Well I came to cheek to see if you're done killing that man, but apparently not."

"Well I'll be ready in a month most likely sooner."

"And WHY should I wait a month instead of hiring some one else?"

"Simple. They'll almost be done with the bridge in that time. We go there kill every body and you get some workers to finish the bridge. When it's done you charge people to use it. That way there's no more options left for them to travel, unless they learn how to fly."

"Very well. ONE month. If there not dead by then, then I'll just have to hire some one else." The men left. When gatou and his guards were out of hearing range they started talking.

"I want some one to tail them. When the shinobi fight call me so we can kill them." The guard nodded and left.

In the forest the gang is doing things people don't normally do. Like water walking and tree walking. (What? I have yet to see any normal non anime person do those things.