(Edward; Bella; Alice; Emmett)
Bella. What're you doing?
Putting creme cheez in meh OJ!
...Why on Earth are you doing that?
Bcush the voicezzz in meh brain told meh 2!
...Er..Voices?
Yurrrp! The ones that sound like Spongebob!..and...um...OH yeah and the Flying Squirrel voice!
Bella, OhMyVAMPIRE! We needz us a club! (--Alice)
OhHolyCremeCheeseVampireCrackerz!
What?
Thats the totally awesomez name of our club!
What about the flying squirrel?
HOLYWEREWOLF THERE'S A FLYING SQUIRREL??? WHERE??
Emmett. You're a vampire. What's a flying squirrel gunna do?
Edward.
Yes?
Letz me and Alice explainz!
Okayz, well, The flying squirrel was made my Dracula and then he became all evil. So then..
..A totally wicked cat came out of nowhere and asked for directions. The squirrel bit the cat and the cat turned evil!
Then the cat went up to Lucky and the Trix rabbit and bit them. Now, The trix rabbit and Lucky are cereal rapists and are plotting to takeover the universe! (--Alice)
...All because of a flying squirrel! (--Alice)
Get it now, Eddy Poo Sparkly Suger Vampireness Hot Robert Pattinson Look Alike Hubby? :)
..Erm not really. What about the Cream Cheese?
What about it?
..Er...I don't know. You said it first.
Said what?
Cream Cheese!
CREAM CHEEZ! OO WHERE!??!? ON AN ENGLISH MUFFIN?? OO EDDY!
..Yes?
What do English Muffins Say Before They Get Spread with yummeh to the max cream cheese?
..-sigh- What?
I dunno I was hopin you'd know..anyway...where were we? Oh yesh! CREAM CHEESE!
What about it?
I dunno..Emmett jus stabbed meh wif a cream cheese needle..
He..what?
Cream Cheese Needle. Keep up Eddy!
..I really don't want to know..
-stupidly- CREAM CHEESE MUFFINS ARE REALLY GREAT, REALLY GREAT, REALLY GREAT! CREAM CHEESE MUFFINS ARE REALLY GREAT! UNTIL BARNEY THE PERVERTED PURPLE DINOSAUR EATS THEM UP!
...
Eddy?
..What now, Bella?
Come closer.
Nooo, closer!
(Bella gets right up next to his ear and yells): "CREAM CHEEZ ROCKS!"
A/N:
Okay like, inspiration? My mom was eating a muffin a minute ago (an English muffin) and she had cream cheese spread on it. And I was like, "OME! CREAM CHEESE!" and she just stared at me!
Hehe
Ironic thing? I hate cream cheese. :D
Push review before Bella spreads cream cheese on it and eats it. Bob isn't behaving so I'm just gunna quit using the retarded Underline button.
:)
~L
