FanFiction Royal Rumble IV: Hell Awaits

Chapter 7: Cesaro Swings In

Summary: Get ready for the biggest summer blockbuster of all time! 80 superstars and 2 rings inside Hell In A Cell! It's gonna be nothing but hell on Earth!

Rated T for violence and language.

I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, Mattel and other companies.

UltimateWarriorFan4Ever is my partner in helping this fourth annual FFRR come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations and whatnot. Anyway, on with the fic!

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Entrant #16: Seth Rollins

As the horn sounded, the crowd took in a loud boo when they saw the next competitor in. With his famous black hair (with a single yellow streak) and still dressed in his Shield gear, Seth Rollins came running down the entrance ramp.

Joey Styles: Look who it is, it's that turncoat known as Benedict Arnold!

JBL: Joey, that's not nice. That's Seth Rollins, the newest member of Evolution!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, and not to mention professional turncoat!

Mike Tenay: He definitely showed who he was when he backstabbed the Shield first-hand!

Having to be drowned out by 'You Sold Out' chants around Ford Field, Seth entered the cell and got up on the ring apron. Staring right at Hunter Huntsman, who was busy trying to get Pat the NES Punk over with a suplex, Rollins leaped from the apron and hit a flying knee straight through Hunter's face!

JBL: And Rollins clips the knee!

Mike Tenay: Hunter nearly chipped a tooth here!

While Hunter held to his face in pain, Rollins saw Pat struggling harder to get up.

With a smirk on his face, Rollins whipped himself through the ropes and hit the NES Punk with a Curb Stomp!

Tazz: Ouch! His face got turned into hamburger here!

Joey Styles: The punk's getting punk'd right about now!

Jerry Lawler: I agree. That's not a place Pat wants to be!

Meanwhile, Sunset Shimmer was busy choking out Eric Young with her boot, therefore choking the life out of the current TNA Champion.

After that, Sunset Shimmer went up to the middle rope and started firing away at Eric with a 10-punch salute.

Michael Cole: She's about to count it down!

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8...

But when she got to the 8th punch, Ashlynn Ella came out of nowhere and superkicked Sunset Shimmer in the leg, which forced Sunset to stumble over the top rope and land painfully on the floor, therefore eliminating her.

JBL: Wha- I don't believe it!

Joey Styles: I do! Ashlynn Ella just eliminated Sunset Shimmer out of nowhere!

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, look at Sunset's face right now!

5th Eliminated: Sunset Shimmer; Eliminated by: Ashlynn Ella; Duration: 24:48

King's words were right. Sunset couldn't believe that a favorite like her was eliminated that early in the match.

Feeling angry and pissed off, Sunset Shimmer tried to get back into the ring and get her hands on Ashlynn Ella, but the referees were smart enough to pull her down.

Sunset Shimmer: *being held back* Let me go, I wanna get my hands on... that.. bitch!

Tazz: What a sore loser she is. I hope she doesn't go crazy like Alicia Fox does.

JBL: That's what I'm afraid of myself.

Luckily for the commentators, Sunset didn't go Alicia Fox on everyone. Instead, she just walked out in defeat.

After that, Eric Young ended up bodyslamming Bully Ray on top of a steel chair. And then, the TNA Champion then went up the top rope, hoping to pull out some high-risk offense.

Michael Cole: He may be dropping the elbow here!

JBL: I'm not sure if that's a smart idea for him to do that!

Mike Tenay: Whatever the risk, he's bound to take it!

After throwing his fingers up the air a la Randy Savage, he leaped up...

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...only for the "Cowboy" James Storm to nail him with the Last Call super-kick!

Tazz: Oh sh-!

Jerry Lawler: He clocked him right in the mouth with that super-kick!

JBL: Wow, that can be enough to lose his entire beard in one sitting!

As Eric rolled around the floor in intense pain, 30 seconds appeared before the contestants, which meant another contestant was getting in.

Meanwhile, Sheldon Cooper was busy taking care of business with Al Bundy. After hitting him in the noggin, he got Al Bundy in a front facelock, which the scientist then proceeded to go to the middle rope. With such intentions, Sheldon tried to spin Al over with a tornado DDT...

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...only for Al to counter it, which forced Sheldon to land on Eric Young with a body splash!

Michael Cole: Impressive counter by the shoe salesman!

Joey Styles: That's gotta sting for the world champion now!

Mike Tenay: I don't know about you, but we've got another entrant coming! Who's gonna be number #17.

As the brawl intensified between the rest of the competitors, another entrant was ready to come through that curtain in about 12... 11...

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Entrant #17: Chris (Dan Vs.)

With the horn sounding for the 17th time, an ordinary man with a blue shirt, (which was covered by a orange open buttoned shirt), khaki pants, and socks covered by flip flops came out to a mild ovation from the crowd.

JBL: *confused* Okay, I don't know who that is...

Michael Cole: Well, if you haven't been watching much Dan Vs. on the Hub network, that's actually Dan's partner-in-crime and friend, Chris!

Jerry Lawler: He's looking real excited to be in his first Fanfiction Royal Rumble!

JBL: Yeah, but it might be his last as far as I'm concerned!

As he took time to high-five fans down the runway, Chris got inside the cell.

But before he could actually get in, Abyss tossed Bo Dallas straight onto Chris, who got knocked off the apron and hit his face on the steel steps!

Jerry Lawler: Oof! Well, that was unfortunate!

Tazz: That's gotta bite for Chris.

Mike Tenay: That may be more than enough to knock him out!

As Chris was laid out on the floor already, Bo Dallas hit Abyss with a standing dropkick, which only managed to stun him for a little bit.

Suddenly, Bo Dallas took his time to get out of the ring through the middle rope and boistered out to the crowd.

Bo Dallas: *shouting* I'M WINNING!

The crowd didn't take to Bo Dallas very much as they booing him practically out of Ford Field, while Bo took a victory lap.

JBL: That's dedication right there if I've seen one.

Joey Styles: I wish he'd stop bragging how great he is and get back in the ring!

JBL: Don't be silly, Joey. Let him have his moment!

Unfortunately, all of Bo's bragging got on Ashlynn Ella's nerves.

While he was still running, the daughter of Cinderella ran to the ropes, slid outside of the ring and dropkicked Bo Dallas right in the face, which forced his kisser to the steel!

Jerry Lawler: Well, that'll finally shut Bo Dallas up for now.

JBL: That's sad. That's basically poor sportsmanship there.

Meanwhile, over at ring #2, Al Bundy and Pat the NES Punk was busy trying to get Spike over the top rope and onto the floor the best way they could.

Joey Styles: Spike's in major trouble there!

Tazz: That dragon could go bye-bye in a matter of seconds!

However, Al Bundy left his foot off the mat, hoping to add in extra power.

Unfortunately, that little mistake cost him big time when Eric Young snuck up out of nowhere, raised Al Bundy's leg up in the air, and sent the high-school football star/shoe salesman falling straight to the outside floor, eliminating him.

Michael Cole: Al Bundy's out! Al Bundy's been eliminated!

JBL: And not to mention he's out this early!

Jerry Lawler: That's a darn shame for the shoe salesman!

6th Eliminated: Al Bundy; Eliminated by: Eric Young; Duration: 14:57

However, while Al Bundy was down, Spike managed to latch on to the rope, which sent Pat over the top rope and on to the apron.

This was now a tug war between baby dragon and game reviewer. Apparently, one was looking to stand tall and one was looking to fall.

Mike Tenay: Both Spike and the NES Punk are in a tough spot there!

JBL: Definitely because someone could push them off at any time soon.

As the Punk decided to run after Spike, Spike managed to dropkick Pat right in the knees, which sent his head landing right on Al Bundy's crotch therefore eliminating him!

Jerry Lawler: Well, so long NES Punk.

Tazz: It's game over for Pat! He's gone!

Joey Styles: Although I could say the same for Al's testicles!

6th Eliminated: Pat the NES Punk; Eliminated by: Eric Young; Duration: 21:20

As the EMT began to check on both Al and Pat, Hunter Huntsman tried his best to get Seth Rollins over with a superplex on the lower right turnbuckle. No matter how hard Hunter tried to lift him, Seth wouldn't budge.

Michael Cole: Hunter Huntsman using his best to get Seth up with a Superplex.

Jerry Lawler: I can't wait to see that Benedict Arnold get what's coming to him.

JBL: Geez, you're hating on him like he's a pariah. Like he said, he didn't sell out, he bought in!

From there, Seth managed to counter it by decking Hunter right in the face, which left him stunned for a bit.

Using his opportunity, Seth tried to flip Hunter over for a powerbomb, but with one jaw-dropping feat...

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...Hunter managed to backflip onto the mat, landing on both feet, much to Seth and the fan's surprise!

Joey Styles: Oh my god, how on earth did Hunter do that?

Mike Tenay: Hunter prevented being powerbombed there!

JBL: I gotta admit, that backflip blew my mind.

While Seth stared at him in such shock, he was too distracted to see "Cowboy" James Storm who rushed right at him with a running elbow!

Michael Cole: Oh, and an elbow shot to the face!

Jerry Lawler: I think he might've knocked a lot of beernuts from Seth's teeth!

As Seth held onto his teeth in tremendous pain, the countdown clock started to tick down, which forced the entire Ford Field to stand up in anticipation of the next entrant.

Joey Styles: Here comes the 18th entrant, I can't wait!

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*

Entrant #18: Cesaro

As the horn sounded, another horn sounded which means that someone's music was playing through the speakers.

From there, the next entrant, which was Paul Heyman Guy and the Swiss Superman himself, Cesaro, came out to pretty much a mixed reaction from the crowd.

JBL: Oh yeah, here comes the Swiss Superman himself!

Michael Cole: This one marks Cesaro's second appearance in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble so far. The last time he competed, he managed to lift up Owen with a Neutralizer and eliminate Rob Van Dam before getting eliminated by Hall-Of-Famer Bret "Hitman" Hart.

JBL: Looks like Cesaro's willing to change his luck here tonight!

As soon as he got inside the cell, Cesaro still noticed Chris still lying on the floor, indicating that he still hadn't entered the ring yet.

So Cesaro decided to be a nice gentleman by picking Chris up by his shoulders...

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... and then hanging him upside down and sent him face first with the Neutralizer!

Michael Cole: My god, Cesaro with the Neutralizer on the floor!

JBL: You can forget about Chris's chances of ever competing in the Royal Rumble, cause there's no way that's ever gonna happen.

Mike Tenay: We might need to get the doctors to check on Chris anyway!

With a smirk on his cheeks, Cesaro then got on the apron as soon as Bo Dallas began running after him. As Bo got close, Cesaro decked him good with a vicious European uppercut!

Tazz: Yeouch! There goes Bo's chances of ever talking again! That was nasty!

JBL: It shouldn't be a problem. All Bo needs to do is Bolieve and that should solve everything.

Meanwhile, Spike was busy giving out open chops to Ashlynn Ella in the turnbuckle. With each chop, a small "Wooooo" chant would break out. Spike was now giving these people a run for their money.

And then, the baby dragon took her sweet luscious legs and wrapped them around the middle ropes. JBL knew where he was going with this.

JBL: Oh man, Spike's gonna channel his inner Goldust here!

Jerry Lawler: *cringing* Don't tell me what I think Spike's gonna do...

Mike Tenay: It looks very likely that he's gonna give her Shattered Dreams.

As Spike took a deep breath all of a sudden...

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...Hunter Huntsman came in and delivered a swift dropkick on the back of Spike's head, therefore saving Ashlynn again.

Michael Cole: Thank goodness Hunter made the save.

JBL: *feeling disappointed* But I really wanted someone to get kicked in the hoo-ha...

Tazz: Well, you know what they say Tazz, you can't always get what you want!

As Spike laid down stunned for now, Abyss was busy trying to fight off both Bo Dallas, Cesaro and "Cowboy" James Storm all at one sitting. Nevertheless, the momentum was on the three guys as Bo and Cowboy grounded 'The Monster' to the turnbuckle.

They soon got out of the way, only for Cesaro to come right at him with a running European Uppercut!

Mike Tenay: Yet another running uppercut from the Swiss Superman!

Joey Styles: He's looking very hot, it seems!

Jerry Lawler: Either that, or it may be just Ashlynn Ella. She's smoking like a spicy sausage!

Meanwhile, Bully Ray was busy trying to rough up Seth Rollins with shots to the gut.

After roughing him up a little, the man from Hell's Kitchen, New York whipped Rollins to the upper right turnbuckle, where he managed to fly back and rebound. But as soon as Rollins got back on his feet, Bully Ray grabbed him in a full nelson position, lifted him up, and slammed his spine on the mat with a Bully Bomb!

Tazz: Youch! Rollins is gonna feel that in the morning!

Michael Cole: What an earth-shattering Bubba Bomb!

Mike Tenay: Or in TNA, it's called the Bully Bomb!

JBL: No matter what it's called, it's destructive!

Meanwhile, Hunter and Ashlynn were busy trying to get Spike over for a double suplex, but the baby dragon did the smart thing by wrapping his tail around Ashlynn's leg, therefore making Spike unliftable.

Jerry Lawler: Look at this.

JBL: I may not like his Ric Flair impression, but that's very impressive coming from a baby dragon himself.

In addition to his reveral, Spike grabbed the heads of both Ashlynn and Hunter and connected them together with a noggin knocker.

However, at the same time, Eric Young managed to fly from the top rope and nail the Ever After High couple with a flying body press!

Michael Cole: Eric Young right out of nowhere!

JBL: You talk about killing two birds with one bearded stone! You just saw it right there!

Mike Tenay: This crowd is on their feet here for the craziest Fanfiction Royal Rumble there ever is!

A hour and a good 40 seconds had passed so far, which meant there was only 20 seconds until a brand new entrant would come out.

At the outside, Chris managed to get to the apron weakly, even though he looked a little knocked out from the steps while trying to get in the ring. but before he could really get in the ring...

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...Abyss whipped Bo Dallas onto Chris, which forced Dan's lackey to collide with the cell wall, therefore knocking him out again!

Joey Styles: Oh my god!

JBL: Chris just isn't getting a break from this.

Jerry Lawler: He's having a tough time trying to get in the ring like Sheldon Cooper did!

JBL: Oh waah waah waah, we got other important things, like trying to find out which one's gonna be number 19.

The so-called 'Wrestling God' was right on the dot as the Rumble clock got to the 10-second mark, which meant the 19th entrant was coming out in exactly 12... 11...

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Entrant #19: Leonard Hofstadter (The Big Bang Theory)

As the "Big Bang Theory" theme song played on the speakers, the crowd broke in a tremendous ovation when fan favorite, fellow scientist, and new-found newlywed Leonard Hofstadter came through the curtain and rushed down the aisle.

Michael Cole: And once again, here comes another familiar face ready to take on his first Royal Rumble!

Joey Styles: It's Leonard Hofstadter from "The Big Bang Theory". Definitely a crowd favorite if I've seen one!

Tazz: Well, we saw Sheldon Cooper not too long ago, and he did badly. Can't wait to see what Leonard does!

After entering both the cell and ring at the same time, Leonard started going crazy and started hitting away at people he could mostly see, mostly Abyss, Bo Dallas, Eric Young and the Cowboy altogether.

Jerry Lawler: Look at him clean house right away!

JBL: Wow, he's really doubting me here.

After sucking punching Abyss in the face several times, Leonard decided to take another run to the ropes hoping to get 'The Monster" off his feet.

But Leonard caught at a bad time as Abyss spun the scientist around and dropped him with his signature Black Hole Slam!

Mike Tenay: The Black Hole Slam!

Tazz: He might have flattened Leonard Hofstadter like a frickin' pancake!

Joey Styles: Talk about total motion sickness!

Meanwhile, Bully Ray and Spike were busy double teaming Hunter Huntsman, while Ashlynn Ella was trapped in the turnbuckle with Cesaro, mostly to avoid getting eliminated.

As Bully shut Hunter up with a body slam, Spike went up to the top rope as Bully spreaded Hunter's legs, which grabbed the Detroit fans' attention.

Michael Cole: Uh-oh, I don't want to be Hunter right now!

Joey Styles: I know the rest of the people don't want to either, but you know what's coming up next!

After sharing a 'Whazzup' between both men, Spike leaped from the top rope...

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...and headbutted Hunter right in the crotch! Ashlynn and the rest of the fans all cringed watching this.

JBL: Well, there goes his chances of ever having kids again!

Jerry Lawler: Man, that's hideous to watch from here!

Mike Tenay: I know how you feel!

Meanwhile, Bully Ray looked around Ford Field, in which the entire crowd stomped on their feet.

They knew after that headbutt, something else was bound to happen. The energy was around Bully Ray's veins. His entire body and hands shaking with anticipation. After a deep breath, Bully Ray shouted these three simple words to the entire stadium.

Bully Ray & Crowd: *screaming* GET THE TABLES!

Joey Styles: Looks like were about to go hardcore, ladies and gentleman.

Jerry Lawler: I'm very certain Ashlynn is not used to seeing his boyfriend go through a table right now!

JBL: Like it or not, King, that tree-hugging thug is gonna get what he deserves.

While Bully Ray went under the ropes, hopefully to look through the apron for a table, Leonard Hofstadter decided to go hardcore himself by going through the ropes as well, hopefully to search for a weapon.

After a second or two, Leonard decided to grab a 15-foot high ladder!

Mike Tenay: We got a ladder in play!

Michael Cole: Who knows what kinds of things Leonard's gonna do with that ladder?

As he got back into the ring, Leonard wrapped his head and arms around the ladder.

Using his brains, Leonard started to spin around while using that ladder as some sort of airplane spin! One by one, he started knocking Abyss, Bo Dallas, James Storm, Eric Young and Cesaro like dominoes. Ashlynn almost got hit with a ladder, since she hesistated and fell to the mat instead.

JBL: This nerd has gone totally crazy!

Joey Styles: Yeah, he nearly took Ashlynn's head off with that ladder!

Jerry Lawler: *cringing* I hate to see who's gonna be next...

Meanwhile, Chris finally managed to get himself on the apron and with patience, he finally got inside the ring after a long time.

However, he was still getting dizzy as Chris tried to shake his vision off.

Mike Tenay: Look, Chris has finally in the ring!

JBL: Yeah, but how much is he really gonna have left after this.

Tazz: I'd doubt he'd do much...

Fixing his vision, Chris set his sights on Bully Ray, who was about to put Hunter Huntsman through a table that was set outside, hoping for one painful elimination.

Trying to be brave, Chris managed to run at Bully Ray, who managed to get his attention in time. Using his smarts, Bully Ray ducked down and launched Chris over the top rope, and crashlanded through a table, therefore getting eliminated!

Joey Styles: *screaming* OH MY GOOOD!

Jerry Lawler: After all that time, Chris is outta here early after he got in!

JBL: Yeah, what a waste of time too.

7th Eliminated: Chris; Eliminated by: Bully Ray; Duration: 4:45

As the rest of the crowd broke out in a 'Holy S**t' chant, the EMT's managed to tend to Chris, who was in pretty bad shape as a matter of fact.

Mike Tenay: Did you see the impact Chris had when he got put through a table?

JBL: Almost looks like glass shattering!

Michael Cole: Let's hope that fall wasn't serious. Anyway, were about to see who the next entrant is!

While the EMT's managed to carry Chris on their shoulders, the Rumble clock soon ticked down to it's next entrant.

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*

Entrant #20: Deadpool

As the horn rang for the 20th time, the song "Fuel" by Metallica was played on the sound system. Suddenly, the sound of a running motorcycle was heard throughout Ford Field.

Behind the curtain though, the 20th entrant of the match, which was Deadpool from Marvel Comics, entered the ring with a motorcycle. The crowd began to chant his named as a welcome back message since his last appearance

JBL: Oh god, not him again!

Jerry Lawler: I'm afraid so. JBL! Deadpool is making his way to the ring since his last appearance!

Tazz: Plus, he ain't that bad. He kinda reminds me Sabu from ECW. And damn, do I miss the good times in ECW!

Deadpool then got off his motorcycle, went inside the ring, and started cleaning the house right away with a kendo stick he had with him. Starting with Seth Rollins and the King of Swing himself, Cesaro.

Michael Cole: Oh my God! Deadpool is beating the hell out of everyone, including Cesaro and Seth Rollins, w-with a kendo stick!

Mike Tenay: Well it's just like what Tazz said, Cole. He reminds everyone of Sabu, plus everyone is now chanting "ECW" for what we just witnessed.

Joey Styles: Hey guys, I don't mean to interrupt but look what Bully Ray and Eric Young had brought into the ring!

JBL: With those tables in the ring, it's not gonna be good.

While Deadpool was wiping the floor with the new Paul Heyman guy and Evolution's newest member, Bully Ray and Eric Young were giving Leonard Hofstadter their usual assault and grabbing a few tables for good measure.

After he was roughed up enough, Bully Ray stood on the middle rope as Eric Young picked Leonard up, and scooped him up on Bully's shoulders.

Jerry Lawler: Uh-oh...

Tazz: I think we're about to see a major crash-landing here!

After seconds of holding him, Bully Ray leaped and powerbombed Leonard Hofstadter onto the tables, rendering him unconscious. This left Joey Styles to scream yet again in order.

Joey Styles: OH MY GOOOD!

Mike Tenay: Leonard Hofstadter may have been turned into a hamburger here!

JBL: That's definitely enough for his night to be over.

While Leonard wobbled in pain, Ashlynn Ella had trapped the "Cowboy" James Storm by the upper left turnbuckle inside the third ring. Frankly, she started stomping a mudhole on him repeatedly, which brought Storm down for the moment.

As the Cowboy sat down on the turnbuckles, Ashlynn separated from him a bit, therefore taking time to think of what to do with him.

Jerry Lawler: I wonder what's gonna happen here?

Stancing herself, Ashlynn ran right at the Cowboy...

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...and got him with a Bronco Buster! The entire crowd, especially the male demographic, all screamed with delight. Basically because they enjoyed the image of Ashlynn's swimsuit area around James Storm's face!

Tazz: Well, that's an image if he saw one!

JBL: Oh, yeah! Ride 'em cowgirl!

Michael Cole: The Cowboy's getting bucked hard!

As soon as Ashlynn got off of him, she turned around...

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...only for Abyss to spin her around and drop her with a thunderous Black Hole Slam!

Joey Styles: My god, Black Hole Slam!

Mike Tenay: Abyss just flattened Ashlynn Ella like a pancake!

JBL: That's gotta be tough to swallow.

However, only one Black Hole Slam wasn't enough to satisfy the Monster.

He wanted to take this match up a notch.

So, the Monster went under the ropes and checked for a weapon under the apron. Whatever was on his mind, this wasn't gonna be good at all.

Michael Cole: Oh no, please tell me he's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do...

Tazz: I think he's looking to execute Ashlynn here in the Rumble!

After seconds of searching, Abyss brought out a small blue bag. And as soon as he got back in the ring, he opened up the bag...

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...which happened to be several piles of thumbtacks! The entire crowd cringed in horror as the Monster poured the entire row of thumbtacks on the mat.

JBL: I can't watch this.

Joey Styles: Oh my god, somebody stop this!

Jerry Lawler: Somebody's gotta save her.

Hunter Huntsman tried to help her out, but he was busy trying to break free from Bo Dallas and Seth Rollins.

As soon as Abyss thought of chokeslamming Ashlynn through the thumbtacks, Deadpool whistled right at him, which caught Abyss' attention.

Turning around and looking up to the masked superhero, Deadpool wrapped a steel chair around his leg, leaped to the air and hit a top rope Rough Ryder with a steel chair on his leg, forcing Abyss to land on his back where the thumbtacks are, causing him to scream in pain!

Joey Styles: *starting to heave* Oh my fricking god!

Tazz: HOLY COW! I knew Deadpool had it in him but...damn! This has really become ECW all over again!

Mike Tenay: Truth be told, I thought this would happen, except the part about the thumbtacks!

Meanwhile, back at ring #1, Bo Dallas tried to take out Spike with his signature Running Bo-Dog until the baby dragon countered it with a spinebuster on to the steel chair!

Michael Cole: Well, that was unfortunate for Bo.

Jerry Lawler: Brilliant counter by Spike!

While Bo was down, Spike leaped to the top rope, RVD style. From there, he was hoping to get Bo with a top-rope knee drop.

Unfortunately, Seth Rollins irish whipped Bully Ray right to him, which forced Spike to go down on his legs, wrecking his nuts completely on the turnbuckle!

JBL: *chuckling* Uh-oh. Bad place, wrong time, Spike!

Tazz: Guess he didn't see Bully Ray coming!

Mike Tenay: Spike is definitely gonna need an ice bag for that!

While Spike was recovering however, Deadpool saw him far away from Ring #3.

So he leaped to Ring #1, where he connected with a heel kick, which forced Spike to fall outside to the floor, therefore ending the baby dragon's run in the Rumble.

Michael Cole: Spike's out! Spike's eliminated!

Jerry Lawler: Very unfortunate by Spike to have it end like that by one mistake!

Joey Styles: It's not all bad for him. He managed to last throughout an half-hour! That's guts if I've seen one!

8th Eliminated: Spike; Eliminated by: Deadpool; Duration: 33:32

Despite being upset about getting eliminated from the Royal Rumble, Spike managed to get a standing ovation from the capacity crowd because of his incredible duration in this years Rumble.

Meanwhile, Bo Dallas, Cesaro, Eric Young, Deadpool and Leonard Hofstadter (who managed to recover just in time from the horrendous table crash) were busy brawling it out until Hunter Huntsman was busy rescaling and climbing the ladder, which was being held by his secret girlfriend, Ashlynn Ella.

JBL: Oh man, is that tree-hugging punk nuts?!

Jerry Lawler: Well, he's definitely nuts to try this, that's for sure!

Mike Tenay: I think were about due for a dogpile here...!

As Ashlynn held on to the metal ladder with such strength, Hunter turned around and leaped, moonsaulting over everyone, all excpet

While everyone were brawling, Hunter Huntsman climbs up the ladder and ends up moonsaulting over everybody, all except for Deadpool, who walked away as soon as Hunter leapt.

Joey Styles: Oh my god, moonsault from the top of that ladder!

JBL: I can't believe it, these people are going nuts about it!

Mike Tenay: Hunter Huntsman is giving a run for everyone's money, and these people love it!

Michael Cole: I can definitely assume who these people are going for now!

As the entire crowd all broke out in a 'Hunter Huntsman' chant, the Rumble clock appeared on the titantron, which meant it was time for the 21st entrant to appear.

Jerry Lawler: Number 21's on the way! I'm too excited to see who's gonna come out!

To be continued, once again...

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Wow, talk about insane. You just saw it from here. Anyway, here are the results!

Entries having gone through by the end of this chapter: 20

Entries left: 60

Number of eliminations: 8

People in the ring: 10

Eliminated: Ethan Carter III, Randy Marsh, Sheldon Cooper, Kofi Kingston, Sunset Shimmer, Al Bundy, Pat the NES Punk, Chris and Spike

In the ring: Abyss, Ashlynn Ella, Bo Dallas, Bully Ray, Cesaro, Deadpool, Eric Young, Hunter Huntsman, "Cowboy" James Storm, Leonard Hofstadter and Seth Rollins

Wow, who's gonna be number 21? And who's gonna go a lot more crazier? The answers will be revealed next chapter! Until then, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the f***ing stars! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!