Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. (Begins to curse silently at the fact)
Warning: Bad lang and Yaoi. + extremely bad grammer (lol I know it's spelled grammar, but it helps prove a point XD) + a bit OCness. Read at your own risk XP
Pairings: Most likely ItaNaru …maybe slight SasuNaru
A/N--- GOMEN! Very sorry about the 2 months delay…something was going on in my family (had to wear black for a week ..if you understand what I meant…if not forget it) and so I had to stop writing for a while…summer is almost coming up and exams too…I'll try to write more as the summer comes…sorry about the delays and thank you for the comments…now onwards with the story
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"Ta-chan?"
Itachi could feel Naruto tugging on his cloak.
"Who was that spiky hear, scorpion looking man?"
"No one special. Just another member you hadn't met."
"And that yellow hair guy that didn't say anything behind him? He looks like he wanted to say something but couldn't. He kept waving his arms madly too."
Itachi frowned. How did he missed something like that? Maybe he was too annoyed with Sasori at that moment to take notice. Just who was that man Naruto was talking about? A new recruit or an underling of Sasori? Oh well, doesn't matter. Not that he really cares much about his business anyways.
"They seem so cool looking! I can't wait to meet them!" Naruto's eyes shone with determination. Almost as if forgetting what had happened moments ago before they were interrupted.
Maybe, thought Itachi, he does care about Sasori's business after all. He and that yellow hair weirdo is going down!
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Chapter 7: Complications and Discoveries Part 1
"So the pale snake ass finally went as low as to become a pedophile? Man, didn't know he had it in him!" Sasori made a sickening look. "And to think he calls himself an art lover too! That dude is too messed up and sick, to hell with his body transferring logic!"
Leader's eyebrows shot up questioningly - well if you can see it that is - at what Sasori had just said. "Body transferring…logic? What is that about? And why wasn't I informed about it?"
Sasori shrugged casually, "Didn't think it was important. I mean I argue about art with this punk here just as much." He gestures a hand towards the blonde hair fellow's direction, who is once again waving his arms wildly. "The pale snake ass usually says preserving a body is useless, but actually obtaining the body is the true form of art and brilliantness. Thought it was one of his mad nonsense again."
Leader went silent for a moment, while the blonde hair fellow still waves his hands madly in the air.
"…" Leader closes his eyes in annoyance. From what I gather, Orochimaru probably was after Itachi's advanced sharigan eyes, and tricked Naruto into believing that if he doesn't listen to him he would harm Itachi. Therefore gaining Naruto with his pedophile ways and obtaining Itachi's body. Although I could have sworn Orochimaru was straigjt, or else I would have took his whole 'must have Itachi's body' thing a bit more seriously.
"…." Yet after concluding all that, the Leader was still extremely annoyed. If you stare closely, veins are threatening to pop out any minute on his face - if you can see it that is.
"YOU THERE!" Leader snapped his head and glare towards the yellow hair man. "QUIT WAVING YOUR ARMS LIKE A MAD MAN AND JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY. IT'S CLEARLY VERY ANNOYING WITH WHAT YOU ARE DOING!" Leader cleared his throat and smiled creepily - sadly, that you can definitely see - and said, "Or else, you will just have to die a really terrible death with mold growing out of you and maybe be buried next to a certain pale face, pedophile man we were talking about. Thank you."
That definitely got everybody quite. Even Zetsu, who was about to report about his discoveries of what has develop between Akatsuki's two youngest member, hesitated and went back through the wall.
"That news can wait," thought Zetsu. "Especially since Leader is off his rocket again."
Sasori just shrugged the whole thing off. "I see you've noticed my subordinate over there. That guy clearly has the skills and I thought of recommending him for a level up or something."
Everyone stared at him. It was clear to him that he didn't noticed the extremely sadistic aura that the Leader was leaking, but to top it off he even help ask another for promotion! Definitely an attitude of one of Akatsuki's commanders.
Sasori stared back at them. "What? Bad timing? Or…" he grins, "Do you guys want to become part of my new puppet collection?"
With that comment, everyone else aside from the Leader and the two missing Akatsuki members back away for a meter. Apparently Sasori is quite dangerous too.
Kasame coughs after awhile. "Enough with the jokes. What are we going to do with snake face?"
Hiten brought both his hands together and began to twiddle his thumbs. "I say we bathe him in blood, make a voodo doll out of him, put him inside a magic circle and curse him for all of eternity in soul and body!" Evil crackles can be heard coming from him.
Everyone else became silent after that comment. Even Sasori had to take a double intake. Guess everyone in Akatsuki is dangerous in there own way, and loveable in another to Naruto.
"Hm…judging by the reactions, I guess it won't work then."
Leader shook his head. "If you all can remember well, all Akatsuki commanders and members are to sign under a contract. The subordinates of the commanders are to make their own special contract among their groups and only a really basic contract with me themselves. The more complicated process of the contract, or you can also call it a deal, that we have between the commanders and me is different. In this case, Orochimaru apparently had an insight and thought ahead of time." He paused for the information to sink in.
The yellow blonde hair person looked up and voice his puzzlement, "So what is it?"
Sasori grins at what he had just heard and jumps up from his chair. "Aha! You talked! Now you have to do my chores and clean all my puppets for the day!" If anyone had looked, he even did a small victory dance.
The yellow blonde could allow stare back at him in realization. "…Rats! I knew I shouldn't have taken such a stupid bet!" Everyone present couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. So that's why the blonde was waving his hands wildly!
Leader decided to get their attention again with a cough. "As I was saying, Orochimaru apparently thought ahead and made a deal that prevents us from doing anything extreme to him if such occurrences have occur."
Everyone still looks at him puzzle and waits for him to explain what he meant.
"We made 3 deals. Explaining my side of the deal would be unnecessary, but for his side it consist of one weird requests and two standardize one. The normal one was that he was allow to continue on with his research no matter what the circumstances was. I didn't find a problem with that since he agreed to provide a price on it, meaning that whatever mission he refuses to due he has to pay Akatsuki the price I think is fair," The Leader pauses while letting out a satisfying smirk at that memory. Everyone could tell the Leader's idea of 'fair' isn't exactly what they have in mind.
"Anyways," Leader coughs. "The second request was that no one was to ever interfere with his experiments and that we have no say to it as long as it won't affect Akatsuki in general. The last request was fairly strange though. He wanted me to agree that we aren't allow to do him any bloody harm if he were ever caught molesting a child."
Silence fill the room. Only the last sentence that the Leader had just said was ringing in their ears. If that snake bastard was ever caught molesting a child?! So he was a 100 percent pedophile all this time…let's hope poor Naruto wasn't traumatized by his slimy fingers!
"Just to inform everyone here. At that time Naruto didn't join our group yet, so I took it only as Orochimaru having some sort of child kidnapping issue going on. It was fine with me as long as he didn't bring any back to our base. Of course this situation is different but a contract is a contract."
Unknown to the Leader, everyone was starting to think that he's kind of dense in some sort of way. How can he not figure out that Orochimaru is into boys with his on goings about Itachi's body and that he's a pedophile with that stupid contract?! Straight and child kidnapper my ass!
"Can we just kick him out," came a soft voice all of a sudden by the door.
"There won't be a breech if we destroy him. He'll disappear from the face of this world," was the reply of someone who sounds extremely mad and annoyed. Looks like someone is seeing red with just the mention of the snake.
"But Ta-chan, it'll be icky to see blood oozing out of Ero-maru."
Itachi paused in thought. "Fine. We'll strike him mentally. No blood. Nice and clean."
Everyone turned towards the people that had just spoken. It was Itachi followed by Naruto.
"Mentally? Would that be alright?" Ask Naruto as his sky blue eyes stares into Itachi's.
No one was actually paying attention to what the two people were saying. In fact, they were apparently more interested in why the two are holding hands and why does Itachi seems…warmer?!…to Naruto than before.
Guess Itachi decided to finally acknowledge his feelings before anyone else took away our little Naru-chan. Thought Leader, while nodding at his analysis.
I knew there was something going on with those two, grins Sasori. Things are getting quite interesting around here….
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Alright! And that's part 1 of Complications and Discoveries. A brief insight into part 2- Naru-chan is going to start having weird dreams, as mention in end of chap 6 before - and also what happens to Ero-maru…tsktsk 100 percent pedo aye?
More Akatsuki fun coming your way soon …-whispers- I hope -runs for it-
I'll try to update to the best way I can, sorry that I can no longer promise a chapter every 2 weeks or so…empty promises just won't work out for me…but I'll try to update to the best way I can..
Ja Ne for now…
