A/N: Me and Lyn would like to thank all of our reviewers! Anyway, we are here to answer some questions -- not comments, but questions. First off:
Blacksand1: We never thought of making them high! Maybe we'll do a sequal called "High Dancing." XD
"Sex is more important than saving the world" XD THat's pure classic
Janoncaluvkaiba: To know who Reneey and Lyn are, you have to read We're not in a FANFIC!
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Yami Bakura jumped over Marik, but not before glaring at him and "accidentally" kicking him on the way up. Then he turned to the big TV screen, which now read
"MISS LUCY HAS SOME LEECHES
BY EMILIE AUTUMN"
He cleared his throat and began to sing. Surprisingly (AN: Shut up, Lyn! ), his voice wasn't actually all that bad.
Miss Lucy has some leeches
"There were leeches in Ginger Snaps, and those leeches indiated if you're a werewolf or not," Reneey said, grinning.
"Don't you mean wolfsbane?" Seto asked, blinking.
"Nope," Lyn and Reneey said together, and then Lyn continued, "Wolfsbane is a plant generally believe to stop a werewolf from transforming. Totally different thing."
Her leeches like to suck
"Suck," Reneey, Joey, Duke, and Tristan laughed, which caused Lyn to whack them all upside the head.
And when they drink up all her blood
"VAMPIRES!" Yami Marik squealed as he hid under the huge, now empty punchbowl.
"You know that bowl's clear, idiot," Lyn said, rolling her eyes.
"Of course I do," Yami Marik said huffily.
"There's a religion of vampires," Reneey said.
"I know a modern vampire," Lyn added, grinning.
The clear punchbowl which Yami Marik was hiding not so effectually under promptly began to walk away quickly.
She didn't give a
"What?" everybody asked, blinking.
Funny, when the doctors locked her up in her cell
"PROOF THAT DOCTORS TRY TO KILL YOU!" Reneey yelled, running around in circles.
Miss Lucy screamed all night
"IT'S NOT NIGHT!" Seto declared.
That they should go to bloody --
"BLOOD!?" Yami Marik shrieked as he jumped up onto the table. Yeah, he's.. DIFFERENT when he's drunk.
Hello to the surgeon
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YA FUCKERS!" Reneey screamed as she kept running around. "THE MEN IN WHITE COATS WORK FOR THE MEN IN BLUE COATS WHO WORK FOR THE MEN IN RADIOACTIVE COATS AND THEY ALL WORK FOR THE MASTER OF THE GREEN JACKET!"
Only Lyn got it, and she sighed, while everybody else blinked and Seto asked, "Er.. should I ask?"
"I'll tell you later," Lyn said, patting his shoulder reassuringly.
With scalpel old and blunt
"What's a scalpel?" came a chorus of voices, and everyone looked at Lyn, who rolled her eyes.
"Surgical tool, idgets. Used to cut people open."
He'll tie you to a table
"DADDY LIKES DSBM! OMFG!"
"UMBRA!" Seto screamed, glaring. "YOU'RE MAKING MY EARS RING!"
Then he'll mutilate
"What's that mean?" the chorus of people asked Lyn again.
This time she just sighed, shook her head, and grumbled something about people treating her like a human dictionary.
Come, it's nearly tea time
"Can you actually mutilate cum?" Reneey asked.
"Don't even ask!" Lyn declared. "I don't wanna know, and if I did, I wouldn't tell you!"
The lunatics arrive
"We're already here, thanks," Lyn said, grinning insanely.
The keeper bleeds them all until
Everybody (except Yami Bakura) leaned in to hear what was next.
There's no one left
"Hey!" Lyn objected. "I don't kill people! I just smack them a good one.. sometimes..."
Lovely little rodents
"MOUSE!" Tea screamed.
"IT'S A FUCKING THREE-INCH MOUSE!"
"Actually, Rea, there is no mouse," Lyn sighed.
Are eaten up by cats
"Eaten up," Reneey laughed, which caused Lyn to smack her upside the head.
We're subject to experiments
"THE TRUTH THAT DOCTORS KILL US!" Reneey yelled.
Like laboratory
"What are you talking about?" Atem mumbled. "We aren't in any laboratory..."
Rats, I dropped a tea cup
How easily they break
"Do not!" Reneey said, bringing around, but unfortunately, a china cabinet was there and they all fell down with a loud crash.
"UMBRA!"
"RENEEY!"
"I DIDN'T DO IT!"
I'm on my hands and knees
"No, you're not!" Marik objected.
"And I really don't wanna see it," Lyn muttered.
Till I pay for mis-
"Mistake?" Joey asked.
Take off all your clothes
"Why in Ra's name would we want to do that?" Yami Marik asked, glaring.
We only just began
"WE DIDN'T START ANYTHING!" Seto and Lyn yelled.
We have no anesthesia
"What's that?" everybody asked Lyn again, and in response, she rolled her eyes and sighed.
For it's eighteen forty --
"I thought we were in the twenty-first century?" Lyn asked, blinking.
One thing we should tell you before you try again
"WE NEVER DID ANYTHING!"
These tests are invented by a lot of filthy
"Rats?" Yami Marik asked.
"Mice?" Reneey asked.
"Blue-tailed lizards?" Lyn asked, blinking.
Mentally hysteric
"What's that mean?" came the general chorus again, and Lyn promptly began to beat her head against the wall.
She failed the exam
"She failed all of them," Lyn grumbled, glaring at Reneey, who objected, "Well, nobody told me I had to memorize the crap they gave me!"
Don't bother telling Lucy, for she doesn't give a --
"Crap?"
"Damn?"
"Fuck?"
Damn, that's nitrus oxide
"That means?" Once again, everyone looked at Lyn.
"IT'S A GAS, YOU MORONS!"
And everybody -- well, except Seto and Reneey -- took a step away from Lyn.
For when you can't escape
"We can!" Lyn yelled, jumping up and down, along with Reneey and.. Ryou?
They say a sugeon often commits a murder or a --
"What!? TELL US!" Ryou commanded, jumping around.
Razor blades are nasty and not a lot of fun
"Well, duh," Seto and Lyn said simultaneously, rolling their eyes.
So when they amputate your legs
Before anyone could say anything, Lyn ordered, "GET YOURSELVES A DAGBLAME DICTIONARY!"
You better run and fetch the chemist
"You can't really do that if your legs have been amputated," Lyn muttered.
The patient's feeling sad
"Who is the patient?" Duke asked.
She's been in chains for ages
"So that's where my chains went!" Reneey said with a grin, and everybody took a step away.
And she isn't even...
"Fucked up?"
Madness is a nuisance
"No, it's not," Lyn said, grinning.
And no one is immune
"Very true," Seto said with a sigh.
Your sister, mum, or daughter may become a raving
"I wanna go to a rave!"
"You're not old enough, Rea!"
Lunatics are dangerous
"Are not!" Lyn said, glaring. "Well, unless you have Reneey near fire.. sharp objects.. TV..." She began making a list.
And doctors are obeyed
Reneey burst out laughing; she had read this fanfic that had a hospital fantasy in it. Lyn, knowing what she meant, smacked Reneey upside the head.
They go together just like toast and marmalade
"I WANT TOAST!" Atem screamed. "Kaiba! Do you have toast?"
"Of course I have toast, baka pharaoh!"
Ladies are like children with brains the size of squirrels
"HEY! TAKE THAT BACK!" Lyn demanded, throwing Marik's Millennium Rod at Bakura.
Marik blinked and asked, "Was that just my Millennium Rod!?"
Let's give a clitoridectomy
"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING!" Lyn preempted the question, shaking her head and shuddering rather as if she wished she didn't know.
To all the little
"We're not little!" Reneey screamed.
Girls are helpless treasures
"Helpless!?" Mai growled, and she and Lyn finished together, "I'll show you helpless..."
Their Daddys must protect
"I didn't even live with my parents, and nobody ever protected me," Lyn muttered darkly.
"I'll protect you now," Seto said confidently, wrapping his arms around Lyn's waist and promptly getting hit in the head by the Millennium Puzzle.
Not noticing this, apparently, Reneey said, "My dad left to Russia, to like.. work..."
"My dad's an ass," Marik said.
"So was my adopted father," Seto said grimly.
So lie upon the table
Yami Bakura tried to lie upon an invisible table but wound up falling.
For the doctors to in-
"NO NEEDLES!" Reneey yelled, jumping behind Lyn. "Save meeee!"
Speculums are super
"Get. A. Dictionary," Lyn hissed.
And stirrups are the rage
"Lynni.. please tell me," Reneey put on the puppy dog look.
"Dictionary," Lyn said in a sing-song voice.
Reneey pouted and grumbled, "You sound like my literature teacher..."
So spread a lady's leg and put her back in
Everyone made a face at that, except Mokuba, who looked at Seto questioningly but figured he wouldn't get an answer even if he asked.
Cage of naked crazies
"WHERE!?" Atem and Yugi yelled as they got up.
The surgeon's here to bleed
"THE SURGEONS TRY TO KILL YOU!"
The doctors are all learned men
"Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious," Lyn said, rolling her eyes.
And some can even...
"What?" everybody asked.
Reading can be risking
"Yeah," Lyn said sarcastically. "Because I can't predict the plot of every single book I've ever read..."
For a woman on the verge
"The verge of death?"
Everybody but Lyn backed away fro Reneey.
It only did us worlds of good
"Good what?" Tristan asked.
To poison, leech and --
"STOP WITH THE CUT-OFFS!" Yami Marik screamed.
Purging is a penance
"I'm not telling you people anything," Lyn growled, crossing her arms.
Phlebotomy's a chore
"Not. Saying. Anything," Lyn declared.
No need to sterilize the tools
"Tools?" Mokuba asked, grinning. "I wanna play with tools!"
Seto growled. Not again...
"I'll tell you when you're older."
We never did be-
"Yeah, these cut-offs are getting annoying," Lyn sighed as she leaned against Seto.
Fore the night is over
"It's not night-time," Yugi muttered.
Before you go to bed
"NOT BEDTIME!" Mokuba squealed.
They'll take a hammer and nail
"I have a hammer and nail!" Ryou giggled.
"Lyn took mine," Reneey pouted.
And jam it in your --
"This had better not be perverted," Lyn muttered warningly.
Headstones in the courtyard
"I went to a headstone once! On halloween!" Reneey giggled.
"What's a headstone?" Mokuba asked.
And statues in the park
"Like the one in Concrete Angel?"
"That's a graveyard, Reneey."
Are not for the insane
"Of course," Lyn sighed
Just leave them rotting in the
"The light?"
"The dark?"
D A R K
"Knew it!" Lyn announced, spinning around.
Dark
"Okay, you can stop," Yami Marik said.
Dark
"You can stop now."
Dark
"Stop!"
Dark
"YOU CAN FUCKING STOP SAYING IT AGAIN!" Yami Marik yelled.
The song ended. Yami Bakura flashed his middle finger, then fell over and passed out.
Seto smiked, then stepped forward and said, "All right, I'm next."
