GOMEN'NASAII! *bows repeatedly* I am so freaking sorry I haven't updated in... over a month... I used to update like, every two days... I feel so freaking bad! I went over an re-read all of your reviews and that made me feel even worse.

I'm sorry I haven't been on in forever!

The laptop crashed and burned...erasing all my writing. It's still down, so, my lovely Nee~chan, TheSleepingNeko, let me use her laptop to type and upload this chapter. I'm forever in your debt! *bows*

I was going to make this ten pages long and upload it Christmas Eve/the day before Christmas Eve, but after reading all of your reviews, I had to upload it today. Therefore, this chapter is only going to be five pages long... but I promise to have the second part up by Christmas!

You all are absolutely amazing for sticking with me despite my absence!

I love you all so freaking much and hope you enjoy this chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Shugo Chara or Facebook.


"Nagi, I swear I am going to kill your parents if they utter one more thing about the 'correct way' I should be doing things," the more than hormonal-and-stressed-pregnant-wife growled as she got out of their car, "I swear I will rip their hair out, chop up their livers and kidneys, and then serve it for dinner! If they mention one more thing I have done wrong…!"

Said ex-cross-dresser watched his blonde wife storm up the steps and into their small house. Since coming home from the doctor's a week ago to find out that her in-laws had decided to drop by on a surprise visit, Rima had been in a foul mood. It didn't help that Nagihiko's mother had made it her personal duty to mold Rima into her idea of a perfect wife and daughter-in-law. That meant completely changing Rima's way of life and everything else you could think of. Once, his mother even tried to dye Rima's hair.

Nagi slipped off his shoes as he entered the house and took his time straightening the three other pairs present. Even though he loved his parents dearly and they had only been there a week, they were starting to get on his nerves. It didn't help that Rima was busy suffering through morning sickness and absolutely everything that was set on the table sent her running to the bathroom to empty her stomach.

Something hard and heavy slammed against Nagihiko's butt, sending him flying across the floor and then into a wall.

"We're here!" Yaya exclaimed, bouncing through the open door. "Nagi, Rima! Kairi and I are sorry we are late!"

Rima walked out of the kitchen.

"Finally," the short blonde snapped. She glanced at her husband. "Nagi, quit being so lazy and get off the floor; we have guests. I thought your mother taught you better." Nagihiko mumbled some unintelligible curses as he complied to his wife's wishes.


An hour later, one green-haired, one blonde, one red-head, and one raven-haired person sat in the small living room of Fujisaki Nagihiko and Rima, each holding a small cup of tea. A deep violet-haired woman was in the middle of the group, talking non-stop and refilling everyone's cups. A black-haired man—husband to the violet-haired woman—sat off to the side, playing with Julie.

"When Nagihiko was growing up, he always loved to flirt with the girls and-,"

"So we heard," Rima snapped before the elder Mrs. Fujisaki could continue.

"Rima," Nagi whispered, gently squeezing her hand.

"Shut up," the blonde whispered back.

"Oh, I forgot! Rima~chan, you were there when Nagi flirted with all the ladies!" Mrs. Fujisaki exclaimed.

Rima, quite annoyed at her in-law's statement, attempted a 'sweet' smile.

"Fujisaki~san, I was the one Nagihiko flirted with." Yaya's eyes practically fell out of their sockets at Rima's remark.

"Nagi and you flirted!" the red-head asked, utterly astonished. "I thought you two hated each other!" Kairi rubbed his temples.

"Yaya, they're married. Rima is also with-" Rima leaned across the table and slapped her hand over Kairi's mouth before he could finish.

"Kairi, Yaya looks like she's very thirsty, you should go get her a glass of water."

"But I'm not-"

"Yaya," Rima glared over at the younger girl. "You look very pale. You should let your husband get you a glass of water."

Yaya, utterly terrified of Rima's wrath, nodded slowly.

"K-Kairi, I am kinda- er, very thirsty."

"Rima, doesn't Yaya have a glass of-"

"Rima's with whom?" The older female Fujisaki asked.

"Mother, Rima and I are-"

Ding-dong

"Kairi, Yaya is extremely thirsty and Yaya needs a glass of water. A big glass of water. The biggest glass they own. Maybe even a bowl. Yaya needs Kairi to fill up-"

Ding-dong

"-a pitcher. A big pitcher filled with lots of ice and water!"

The elder male Fujisaki got up to answer the door.

"Ah, Midori~san. What a surprise!"

"Hello, Fujisaki~san. I didn't expect to see you here. Is Rima home?"

"Um, yes, yes she is. Please, come in."

Mr. and Mrs. Mashiro walked into the-now quite cramped-living room in time to see their daughter passionately kiss their son-in-law.

"Now," Rima breathed as she pulled away. "get me some water."


"It's perfect, Utau, perfect! All we have to do is-"

"Amu, what are you talking about?"

"Having children, of course, dearest brother."

"Utau, he wasn't talking to you. Ikuto, we were talking about-"

"Shut up, Amu."

"Why can't we tell him? It's not like he'd blab."

"Amu, dear, if you haven't noticed, he's changed since you started dating. Why wouldn't he tell one of his best friend that we were-"

"True, too true, Utau."

"Good."

"May I ask what you two women are talkin-?"

"No," both girls snapped at the blue-haired man.

"Geez," Ikuto muttered, running his hand through his hair. "Why are you so grumpy?" Both females ignored his comment and continued talking.

"So, all we have to do is-"

"Amu."

"Utau, I'm not done talking. We'll have to get Ya-"

"Amu."

"What!"

"Your husband is still in here."

"Oh," Amu mouthed, looking over at her 'husband'.

"Ikuto, leave," Utau snapped.

"Why should I?"

"Because we're girls and we're talking about girl stuff."

"I thought you were talking about having babies."

"Whoever said we were talking about that?"

"You said it only a minute ago."

"Brother, you must be imagining things. Go take a walk to clear your head."

"I just got home from work, I'm tired and I want to spend some time with my wife. Alone."

"Too bad; I got here first."

"Amu is my wife."

"Amu is my sister-in-law."

"Amu and I-"

"Would you please stop acting like I'm some sort of thing!" Amu shouted, standing up angrily. "Ikuto, go change out of your work clothes while I get dinner ready. I don't want to hear any perverted comments about me enjoying whatever perverted thing is rolling around in your head! Utau, you are eating dinner with us. Kukai can get a take-out." With that, Amu left the small living room for the kitchen.

"I never knew she could be so bossy," Utau muttered.

"So, what's this about 'having children'?"

"Shut up."


Yaya sat on the couch, a huge pitcher of ice water in her hands. Rima was across from her, daintily sipping from her small glass of water. Kairi and Nagihiko stared at their hands absently as Rima's and Nagihiko's parents chatted animatedly.

"So, Sanjou~san, I thought you were desperately in need of a drink of water, yet you haven't even touched the pitcher in your hands," the elder female Fujisaki remarked, nodding to the water pitcher in Yaya's hands.

"Er, um, well, Yaya is very thirsty," Yaya began, putting the pitcher to her lips. "So Yaya has to drink all the water by herself?" All four Fujisaki's nodded. Yaya smiled weakly and began chugging the icy liquid.

"Wow, Sanjou~san, I've never seen someone so thirsty," The elder male Fujisaki noted, watching Yaya chug the water. "Did your water get turned off? Is that why you're so thirsty?" Yaya pulled the pitcher away from her lips, gasping for air and nodding.

"Yes," she panted. "Yaya's and Kairi's water is turned off. So Yaya is very thirsty and Kairi really needs a bath."

"Oh..." Everyone sitting next to Kairi, including Yaya, scooted away.

Kairi glared at Yaya.

"Er, well, you see, Kairi was being really nice and sweet to Yaya so Kairi saved all the water Kairi and Yaya had left and gave it to Yaya instead of taking a bath in it. Yaya is always really thirsty and thought that was really sweet of Kairi. But now, since Yaya is no longer thirsty, Kairi can use the rest of this water to take a bath!" the red-head exclaimed and dumped the rest of the ice water on poor Kairi's head.

"Yaya..."

"Oops."


"So, what have you and my brother-in-law been up to lately?"

"Chess."

"You're kidding me."

"Nope, everyday when he comes home from work, we play a game of chess. How about you and Amu?"

"Well-"

Said bubble-gum haired woman walked in.

"Absolutely nothing," Amu replied before her husband could continue speaking. "Isn't Kukai supposed to be home by now?"

"I guess."

"Shouldn't you go home and see him?" she asked, sitting on Ikuto's lap. A very pleased Ikuto wrapped his arms around his wife's waist and proceeded to nuzzle his face into her hair and neck.

"Why?"

"Because we want to enjoy the rest of the evening alone and Kukai probably misses you." came Ikuto's muffled reply. Utau scowled and stood up angrily.

"Fine," she snapped. "Enjoy your time alone! I just wanted to talk to someone!" And with that, Utau stormed out of the small apartment. Amu winced as the loud banging of a door slamming shut filled the tiny room.

"Ikuto, You didn't have to say it like that," Amu growled, shaking him off and stomping off to her room. Ikuto sighed and flopped into the couch.

"Great, now I have two women ticked at me," her grumbled at the ceiling.


Kairi shuffled into his apartment, his newly-wedded wife at his heels.

"Kairi, Yaya is so sorry! Yaya didn't mean to-"

"Yaya!"

"Y-yes?"

"Why are you talking in third person, again?"

"W-well, you s-see, when Y-Yaya gets sc-scared, Yaya t-talks in third p-person. A-and stutters, t-too."

"Why are you scared?"

"Y-Yaya is sc-scared o-of what K-Kairi is going t-to do to Y-Yaya because Y-Yaya p-pored water all over Kairi's head."

Kairi sighed deeply, pulling the red-head into a very damp hug.

"I'm not mad at you."

"You a-aren't?"

"Correct. Now, stop talking in third person and stuttering like a maniac," he said and kissed her forehead.

"Oh, good, I thought Kairi would make Yaya clean the bathroom or something."

The green-haired man chuckled darkly as he pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"Excellent idea, Yaya..."

Yaya swallowed hard, utterly terrified.


Utau stormed into her fairly large bedroom, throwing her jacket onto the bed. Kukai sighed as his pissed wife rampaged through his house.

"Don't break anything," he called from the living room where he sat with the dog.

"Shut up!"

Kukai sighed, again. It would be unwise for him to find out what had made his wife so angry, but it would also be unwise for him to let her run loose and vent all her anger out on any and all objects. Including the food processor, the blender, him, Keiji, any and all of his sports equipment, and his newly bought soccer ball that happened to still be in it's casing.

Kukai shot up off the couch upon realizing where his new, top-model ball lay.

In the bedroom.

By the bed.

By Utau's shoes.

"Uta-" Pop!

The sound of air rushing out of a small, stiletto-heeled-shoes, sized hole reached the poor man's ears. He trudged into the bedroom to see the damage.

Utau sat on the bed, holding one of her many shoes, the remains of his ball slowly slipping off the heel. Kukai collapsed onto the bed, next to the pissed blonde. "Utau, why are you so mad?" he whined.

"It doesn't concern you," she snapped. Kukai pulled his beautiful wife down next to him on the comfy mattress.

"You popped my soccer ball, Utau."

"Yes, yes I did."

"Why?"

"I do not need a reason."

Kukai playfully kissed her neck, trying to get her to talk.

"Please, gorgeous, tell me why you're mad." Utau sighed, succumbing to her husband's kisses.

"Your good-for-nothing brother-in-law."

"Oh, what did Ikuto do?"

Utau looked away, her cheeks slightly pink.

"He wanted some 'alone time' with Amu," she mumbled.

"Oh?" Kukai sat up at this news. Utau glared at him. "Sorry."

"Kukai, call in sick tomorrow."

"What?"

"I said, call in sick tomorrow."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"I'd be lying, Utau. I'm not going to call in sick when I'm not."

"But I want to spend time with you! I want to have you all to myself, tomorrow!"

Kukai smiled at Utau's outburst.

"How about I plan something special for dinner, instead."

"Oh, like what?"

"Hmn, a special night out?"

Utau snuggled into Kukai as he lied back down on the bed.

"That sounds nice."

"Okay, I'll get off early tomorrow and take you out to eat."

Utau smiled at her husband and kissed him sweetly. Kukai returned the kiss, letting his fingers travel though her hair.

"I love you."


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Sanjou Yaya to Fujisaki Nagihiko

I'm really sorry about your couch...

Fujisaki Nagihiko to Sanjou Yaya

It's okay. My mom was more than happy to teach "us" the "correct way" to clean up spilled water.

Sanjou Yaya to Fujisaki Nagihiko

Oops...

Fujisaki Nagihiko to Sanjou Yaya

How did Kairi take it?

Sanjou Yaya to Fujisaki Nagihiko

I have to clean the bathroom...

Fujisaki Nagihiko to Sanjou Yaya

Oh, that stinks.


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Fujisaki Rima to Fujisaki Nagihiko

Awe, thanks for the flowers. Now, excuse me as I beat your mother with them.

Fujisaki Nagihiko Rima, she'd probably tell you the proper way to beat someone with flowers.

Fujisaki Rima Shut up.

Fujisaki Nagihiko I'll do it for a kiss.

Fujisaki Rima No.


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Souma Kukai

is planning to take his lovely wife out for dinner.

Souma Utau, Tsukiyomi Amu, and Fujisaki Nagihiko likes this.

Souma Utau I love you.

Souma Kukai I love you, too.

Souma Utau You had better.

Souma Kukai Do you love me enough to replace my soccer ball?

Souma Utau No.


Kya~ I hope you guys have enjoyed this chapter! Again, I am so sorry for not updating in forever!

This, right here, is my longest chapter so far and I promise every chapter after this will be longer.

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You all are absolutely wonderful and Merry Christmas!