Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: This chapter is a little longer than usual, but not by much. It was mainly because a certain somebody had to go and correctly guess almost exactly what I was going to write. You know who you are, lol. So I had to re-write a certain scene and fleshed it out a little. This is the halfway point people! Six more to go. Read and Review! Go,go, go!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
12 Days of Kigo
"6 Snowballs Colliding"
"What's the matter Princess!? Miss your afternoon nap or something!" Shego yelled over the roar of the wind as she landed a roundhouse kick into Kim's stomach, sending her skidding across the top of the commercial airliner they were on top of.
Kim growled as she regained her balance, and charged the smirking thief.
The furious exchange of blows commenced, Shego clearly having the advantage.
For every single blow Kim managed to land, Shego answered with five more.
Wearing a feral grin, Shego landed a devastating uppercut, completely flooring the teen.
Kim groaned, struggling into a kneeling position.
"Game over, Pumpkin," Shego said smugly, towering over the redhead, her hands engulfed in green plasma.
Kim glared at her, clenching and unclenching her jaw.
"Fine," Kim bit out bitterly, looking away from Shego's grinning face. "You win."
"And?" Shego drawled out, her grin devious.
Kim winced, but continued.
"And as per our deal, I'll give up the hero business and become your," Kim paused to mutter something darkly under her breath. "I'll become your partner in crime."
Shego felt a sliver of excitement shiver down her spine when Kim stuck out her hand to seal the deal.
Before she could grab it, however, Hego exploded out from the metallic surface between her and Kim, separating them.
"Halt! In the name of justice, I cannot stand by and allow this!" Hego boasted loudly, striking a heroic pose. "Kimberly! Come! Forget my evil sister! Join me in my fight against the forces of evil!"
Shego felt the beginnings of a migraine.
"Hego! You piece of-"
"Hego!" Kim shrilled in a girly voice, causing Shego to freeze and gape at her. "You saved me! My hero!"
Shego's eyes turned to the size of dinner plates when Kim ran up to the large man and jumped into his arms, planting a big, wet kiss on his lips.
"K-Kimmie!? What the hell!?"
Kim batted her eyes at Shego. "Didn't you know? I'm a sucker for the hero types."
"B-but what about our deal? We're partners now, right?" Shego pleaded, surprised at how much it hurt to watch Kim choose Hego over her.
"Sorry Shego," Kim said, turning to look dolefully at Hego's proud smile. "But I'd rather partner up with a manly hero like Hego rather than someone like you."
Shego's entire body trembled with rage, as pangs of rejection resounded in her gut. She felt jealously burn hotly in her veins when Hego clutched Kim against his chest, stricking a dashing pose.
Before she could wipe the smug look off of Hego's face, however, Drakken and Ron hopped out from the hole Hego had made.
And they were butt naked.
Shego clamped a hand over her eyes.
"Gah! My eyes! They burn!"
Shego stumbled backwards and fell off the plane, tumbling through the air to mostly likely to her death.
Shego gasped as her eyes flew open.
She stared at her ceiling for a moment, before breathing out a sigh of relief. She blinked when she felt somebody crawling over her.
She almost choked on her tongue when she was met with Kim's leering face hovering just centimeters from her own.
"Morning lover," Kim husked out. "Any chance of a repeat of last night?"
Shego's eye bulged as she desperately racked her memory of last night.
The eggnog.
The drunken stumble up the stairs.
Being dragged into her bedroom
A door slamming shut.
The....feel of hands on her breasts.
"OH MY GOD!" Shego shrieked , as she tried to scramble out from under the redhead.
Kim yelped as they both got tangled up in the sheets and rolled off the bed.
With a grunt, Shego's back impacted the ground as Kim fell on top of her.
She was about to fling the redhead off of her before she realized that Kim's entire body was shaking.
Shego blinked when Kim buried her face in her shoulder and her hands clenching the sheets around them tightly till her knucklts were white.
The blind panic in her body disappeared as Shego stared up at the ceiling as her eye started twitching when Kim's muffled laughter reached her ears.
"You-you HAHA you were all like OH MY GOD HAHAHA!" Kim's shaking body rolled off of Shego and onto her back, her face flushed deeply from laughing so hard, tears of mirth escaping from her eyes.
"I-I can't breath!" Kim managed to get out, before rolling onto her side and unleashing another torrent of laughter.
The twitch in Shego's eye became more frequent as she clenched and unclenched her hands.
Take it easy, Shego. No need to murder anyone. Just breath in. And out. In. Out-
Kim's face appeared above her as Kim jumped on top of her, straddling her hips.
"Aw, come on baby, don't be mad. Give mama a good morning kiss," Kim cooed, puckering her lips at Shego.
Shego narrowed her eyes.
Screw it.
"KISS THIS!"
Everybody else, who were all sitting in the dining room eating breakfast, paused what they were doing when they heard Shego's loud battle cry come from upstairs before what sounded like a small explosion echoed through the house.
Everybody looked up at the ceiling.
"Well, Aggy's awake," Liz said casually, turning her attention back to her plate. Frank grunted from behind the paper he was reading.
"For once I'm glad its not me thats on the receiving end of her wrath," Drakken muttered, shuddering as he remembered all the past times when his morning involved facing an extremely cranky Shego.
"Uh, maybe I should go check up on Kim," Ron said worriedly, a small frown on his face.
"It's not a good idea to get involved in a lover's spat," Anne sing songed distractedly from next to Ron, busily clicking through her palm pilot.
Ron snapped his gaze to the elder Possible.
"W-what did you say!?" Ron asked incredulously.
Anne looked up from her palm pilot and blinked when she realized everybody was looking at her curiously, while Liz was giggling softly behind a raised hand.
Before Anne could say something, Shego came stomping into the kitchen, a deep scowl on her face.
Not too far behind her, Kim came stumbling into the kitchen, smiling dazedly. Her hair was in disarray and her clothes were rumbled and slightly ripped in some places.
Everybody wanted to asked the obvious question, ' what the hell happened?', but refrained from doing so for two reasons.
One, because Shego had a tell-tale twitch in her eye that screamed that she was ready to snap again at any moment.
Two, because judging from the dazed look in Kim's eyes, the goofy smile that wouldn't leave her face, and the rumpled clothing, they weren't sure they wanted to know what happened.
Anne and Liz blushed and glanced at each other, lips twitching at the corners.
The dining room was quiet as Kim and Shego sat next to each other at the end of the table next to Drakken, who paled and flickered his gaze continually at Shego, who was giving off waves of frustration and anger.
Hego observed the two woman for a moment before shrugging it off. "Uh, Kimberly, can you pass the-"
Everybody jumped when Shego slammed her fist down on the table, letting out a feral growl as she shot Hego a look that would make a Marine squeak.
"N-never m-mind," Hego stuttered, gulping loudly as he looked anywhere but at his homicidal sister, feeling her heated gaze burning a hole through his head.
"Jeez Shego, no need to be such a grouch," Kim chastised as she finally managed to regain all her senses from the morning rumble. Kim smiled at Hego, as she held her hand out. "Hego, can you pass me-"
Kim yelped as everybody jumped again as Shego slammed an open palm on the table.
Kim turned and frowned at Shego who was still trying cause Hego's head to spontaneously combust with just her gaze.
"What do you need Kimmie?" Shego asked quietly, not taking her glare off of Hego, who was sweating bullets now.
"Uh, just some of those pancakes," Kim said slowly, glancing between Hego and Shego confusedly.
Shego stood up and leaned over the table scooping some pancakes onto a plate and placing it in front of Kim. The entire time, her glare never diverted from Hego.
The big man started fidgeting, trying desperately not to meet Shego's gaze.
"Uh, thanks," Kim said before leaning over to Shego. "Hey, whats up? Still mad about his morning?" Kim whispered, as everybody else besides Kim, Shego, and Hego went back to their breakfast and started conversations of their own.
Shego just frowned, finally looking away from Hego and down at her empty plate. Hego sagged into his seat, breathing a sigh of relief.
"It's nothing," Shego sighed out, rubbing her temples as she tried to calm down.
Kim opened her mouth to call Shego on the lie, but decided she had pestered the older woman enough that morning.
Kim glanced around the table and found the bottle of syrup sitting next to Hego.
"Hey Hego, can you pass me the-"
Kim halted when Shego abruptly stood up, her chair skidding loudly against the floor.
Everybody glanced curiously at Shego, who was trembling with a mix of frustration, anger, and something else she couldn't identify.
She just knew that whenever either Hego or Kim just said one word to each other, it pissed her off to no end.
"I'm going for a walk," Shego bit out scathingly, shooting Hego another look.
He choked on the sausage he was eating.
Shego quickly strode out, avoiding meeting anyone's gazes as she left.
"Yeah, uh, its pretty nice out. I'll join you," Kim said quickly, standing up and trotting after the muttering woman, leaving behind her untouched plate.
"Make sure you put on a coat Kimmie," Anne called out. She looked across the table and shared a look with Liz. Mrs. Go just shrugged slightly.
"I think I'm going to go stretch my legs out also," Ron announced, wiping his mouth off on a napkin and scrambling after the redhead.
"Anybody know what that was about?" James asked, looking curiously around the table.
"It must be PMS. Only a woman going through her time of the month acts that irrationally," Hego muttered, Mego and Drakken nodding in agreement.
He froze when felt two gazes trained on him.
He glanced up and instantly regretted his words when he met the burning gazes Mrs. Possible and Mrs. Go.
"Idiot," Frank mumbled from behind the newspaper he was reading.
Kim pouted to herself as she clutched the winter coat tighter around herself. The cause of her pouting was walking next to her, talking animatedly about the new Snowman Hank dvd that he had bought.
Shego was several paces ahead of them, walking down the pathway through the snowy forest,
It wasn't that she didn't enjoy Ron's company.
She was just hoping to get some time alone with Shego in order to force her to talk about what was eating at her during breakfast.
Actually, she was just hoping for some time alone with the older woman period. So far, whenever it was just the two of them hanging out, she had a blast.
Literally, Kim thought, chuckling to herself when she remembered just barely managing to dodge Shego's assault that morning.
"Right, Kim?"
Kim blinked when she realized Ron had asked her a question.
"Uh, what were you saying? Sorry, zoned out for a second," Kim said sheepishly.
Ron stared silently at Kim for a moment, before a worried look appeared on his face.
"Is everything alright KP?"
"Why do you ask?" Kim answered frowning at the look he was giving her.
"Well," Ron began, his gaze flickering to Shego's back and then back at Kim. "You've been spending a lot of time with Shego. I was just wondering if it was because you suspect she's up to something, or if she's plotting to kill Rufus, or-"
"Don't be ridiculous Ron," Kim said, turning her gaze back to the woman ahead of them.
"But KP! Think about it; this is Shego we're talking about!"
"Ron," Kim said warningly.
"Are you going to tell me that you're actually buying into her acting nice?" Ron asked incredulously. "Last I checked, Shego doesn't know how to be nice. I mean, I think you were on to something when you called her the Grinch. The green skin and bad attitude should have tipped us off that the two might be related. "
Ron shuddered at the image of Shego and the Grinch unleashing a reign of terror on Middletown.
The retort on Kim's lips died when she noticed Shego's head was turned slightly.
Apparently she had been eavesdropping.
The older woman picked up her pace, putting more distance between them.
Kim couldn't see her face, but didn't need to see it to know that her feelings had been hurt, despite that fact that Shego would have denied the assessment vehemently.
"Ron, I think you should head on back," Kim said coldly, shooting Ron a disapproving look before trotting ahead to walk next to Shego.
Ron halted and stared after the two in confusion.
"Huh? What? Did I say something wrong?" Ron said confusedly, scratching his head.
Stupid buffoon, talking like he freaking knows me so well, Shego grumbled internally.
She tried to not dwell on the fact that every Christmas, somebody would always make that comparison between her and the Grinch.
Apparently the color of her skin was enough of a similarity to assume that she hated Christmas and wished everyone was as bitter as her.
Imbecile. Shego frowned as she buried her hands into her pockets.
Shego was startled out of her dark thoughts when Kim bounced next to her and latched onto one of her arms, pressing her petite body as close as she could towards Shego's warm figure.
"Don't be greedy, Shego. Share some of that heat. You don't even need that jacket, right?" Kim whined, pouting up at the older woman, shivering when a particular freezing breeze blew by.
Shego huffed and looked away.
"Why should I share anything with the girl who has the audacity to rape me while I'm drunk?"
Shego felt Kim stiffen and felt her lipes twitch when she glanced down and saw Kim gaping at her, her face attempting to imitate a stop sign.
"W-What!? I didn't- I mean, well yeah I might of touched yo- uh, I mean, I didn't mean to-I mean, you were all over me and I-"
Shego finally released the laughter she was holding in as she pulled out the arm Kim was holding and wrapped it tightly around the redhead's slim shoulders.
Leave it to Kim to be able wash away her bad mood in a matter of seconds.
"Dick," Kim muttered darkly, still blushing heavily as she crossed her arms petulantly, and looking away from Shego's smirking face.
Shego just chuckled and slowed down their pace so they could actually enjoy the stroll through the woods.
Eventually Kim relaxed and wrapped an arm around Shego's waist, enjoying the body heat that was rolling off of Shego.
"Shego," Kim said softly, resting her head on the taller woman's shoulder, "What was up with you and Hego during breakfast."
Shego winced, but remained silent.
Just when Kim thought Shego was just going to ignore the question, she felt and heard Shego sigh.
"I had this weird dream that you were given the choice between being partners with either me or Hego.
And, well....yeah, that's why, you know...."
Kim lifted her head to stare at Shego as she trailed off.
"And in your dream, I chose Hego. So this morning..."
Shego glanced down at Kim and instantly regretted saying anything when she saw a knowing smile slowly dawn on Kim's face.
"So you were jealous," Kim said knowingly, feeling a thrill shoot her body.
Shego just sucked her teeth and chose to remain silent.
"You were jealous of Hego because you thought I'd rather partner with him than you," Kim said, raising her voice a little.
Shego's eye twitched.
"Hold on a second Possible, don't-"
"And this morning was basically you telling Hego to back off!" Kim was getting hyped up, tightening the arm she had around Shego as she beamed up at the older woman.
"So what if I-"
"Wait a minute. In your dream you wanted me to choose you. You were hurt when I didn't. So that means..."
Words escaped Shego as she saw Kim's brow furrow a little. Shego swore she could hear the gears grinding away in Kim's head.
Kim was obviously coming to the only conclusion one could make from the dream and her antics this morning.
Crap.
Shego quickly disengaged from Kim and spun around, quickly striding back to the mansion.
Kim just stood in one spot, as her brow unfurrowed and her eyes widened considerably.
A wide, goofy smile gleamed across Kim's face as she spun around and sprinted after Shego.
"Gah!" Shego stumbled forward as Kim's petite figure leaped onto her back, sending them toppling into the snow. "What the hell!?"
Shego scowled as she rolled onto her back, glaring at the teen was hovering over her.
"You like me," Kim said smugly, her eyes twinkling.
Shego opened her mouth to protest, but snapped it shut.
"Don't get a big head over it, brat," Shego muttered turning her head to look off to the side.
"So that makes us-"
"Don't you dare say it," Shego hissed as she snapped her gaze up to meet Kim's
Kim chuckled, but nodded in compliance.
Kim stood up and helped the older woman up. Shego brushed herself off and glared at Kim, who was rocking on her heels, hands clasped behind her back as she beamed at her.
"Stop looking so smug," Shego grumbled as she turned and headed towards the mansion.
A mischievous gleam shimmered in Kim's eyes.
"Shego."
The thief paused to glance over her shoulder.
Kim took in a large breath and cupped the sides of her mouth.
"SHEGO IS MY FRIEND!! BECAUSE SHEGO LLLLIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEESSSSS MMMMMEEEEEE!!"
Shego gawked at Kim's flushed face as her voice echoed loudly through the forest.
In the distance, Shego just barely heard Ron's voice yell 'what the heck!?'.
Shego clenched her fists and her jaw as a vein bulged on her forehead.
"Why...you..smug...little...BRAT!" Shego roared, dashing forward.
Kim revealed her hands from behind her back, and Shego could only widen her eyes when she saw the snow balls in Kim's hands.
Shego stumbled and face planted when the ball of snow struck her face, her hands clutching her nose.
Shego scrambled to her feet, a scowl on her face.
"When I get my hands on you, I'm going- gah! Argg!" Shego was rocked back as five more snow balls came flying, impacting her on the side of her head, neck, shoulder, chest,and....her crotch.
Kim laughed madly as Shego stood still, trembling with rage as the snow slid off her body.
"Come here Kimmie," Shego growled menacingly, clenching and unclenching her hands. "Let me show you just how much I like you."
Kim giggled and shook her head before turning around and sprinting into the woods.
"Dammit! Get back here! Fight me like man you coward!" Shego yelled, sprinting after the laughing redhead.
The only sounds heard from the snowy forest for the next hour was Kim's happy laughter and Shego's occasional curse and frustrated cry.
to be continued...
AN:Well, I'm liking how this chapter turned out. Works out well for the turning point in my story, cause with only six chapters left, expect a crank up in kigoness of this story. And as for Shego's dream, read it however you want. At first I thought it was a little too deep for this story. I interpreted as Hego representing everything that Shego isn't. A hero, strong belief in doing good deeds, and most obviously, a man among men. But let me know how you see it. Oh, and you should review. Really. I stongly suggest it. I know where you sleep at night....
