It is time to play trick on Emmett. Alice and Edward only know that that I am going to play a trick on him. You see he loves pranks so I am going to play a prank on him. Hopefully I won't freak him out too much.
Yoo-hoo Earth Emmett. I thought to him but I disguised my voice when I projected it to his mind.
"What the hell, who are you reveal yourself."
"Um, Rose your wife and mate, who else. What's wrong with you."
"Not you Rose I know who you are, I am talking about the other person in the room."
"Um Emmy-bear I hate to say this but there isn't anyone else in the room. Edward and Bella are in his room doing god knows what, Carlisle is at work, Jasper and Alice are in their room and down stairs cleaning."
"God Rose I know where everyone is in this damn house. I know there is someone else in this room. I heard them speak."
"Ok, Emmy-bear hypothetically there is someone in here can you smell them, because I sure as hell can't. What's gotten into you?"
"No I can't smell anybody except for the family but I would bet on my life that someone else is in here."
"Ok whatever you say Emmy-bear I am going back to reading my car magazine."
"Rose I am telling you the truth. Fine don't believe me. I am going downstairs to play some video games. Hope whatever this person is won't attack you."
Now, now Emmett, I won't be attacking your precious Rose, nor will I be attacking any of your family members, I am only after one person and that's you. I am coming for you Emmett mark my words.
"WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? REVEAL YOU YOURSELF SCROUNDGRULE SO AT LEAST I HAVE A FIGHTING STANCE AT GETTING YOU FIRST."
I could tell from Alice & Edward that they were trying so hard from laughing. Heck I was trying so hard at keeping a straight face and keep up this shenanigans.
Ok what is up with Alice, Esme & Edward they are emanating amusement and Bella is being both amused and mischievous. Alice is trying so hard not to laugh. What's up with Emmett? Has he lost his damn mind? ~Jasper
Oh dear, Emmett is going crazy he is talking and yelling at himself. ~Esme said with amusement
What the hell is wrong with my Emmy-bear. ~Rose
This is so funny. Bella's gift is causing him to freak out while everyone else thinks he is going crazy. I am having trouble keeping from laughing. ~Alice
This is funny. Hopefully I will be able to not start laughing because that will make Bella start laughing it will ruin the prank. ~Edward
That wouldn't be fair for me, now would it? I am not going to reveal myself.
"Why not are you a coward?"
Um no I am not a coward, if you are calling me a coward then you are calling yourself a coward. Are you a coward Emmett?
"What, No I am not a coward. Who the hell do you think you are?"
Can you guess by now who I am?"
"Um no, I don't know who the heck you are."
Are you sure about that Em? Let see no one else is here except for your family and none of them are speaking, and only you are the one who can hear me.
"What do you mean I am the only one that can hear you, are you a freaking ghost or something?"
I could be a ghost, but I am not. I could be a live but I am not. I could be dead, well sort of. I have many gifts but not gonna reveal them to you.
"Fine be that way. I don't like riddles and since you're not gonna reveal yourself I am gonna back to my video games. Family just to let you know I am not going crazy there is someone here but I am going to ignore them."
"Ok dear whatever you say." Esme said clearly playing along even though she knows it me. to keep from laughing she went back to her chores.
"Yah Em, talking to yourself and yelling at yourself are you sure you not going crazy" said Jasper. It appears he is starting to think this is funny.
"Enough already Emmy-bear there is no one here besides us. Stop making everyone think you are crazy." Said Rose
"Yah are you sure you are not going crazy?" Edward, Alice and I both yelled at the same time.
"poor poor child, are you starting to crazy after all these years of not ageing and having to repeat life over and over" said Esme
See your whole family thinks you're crazy Em. Let's face it I will still bug you for eternity, and more people will think you're crazy until you believe it yourself. This will all be over with you agree to sing I am a little teapot in a dress.
"What hell no, I am not doing that."
Suit yourself. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Yoo-hoo Emmett I am not going to go anywhere
"Fine, I will be right back." He stormed out the door and an hour later comes back with a dress in his hand large enough for him.
"Emmy dear why do you have a dress in your hand." Esme said trying not to laugh
"Oh just something I have to do."
"Ok dear."
He got dressed in his dress.
"Hey everyone come down here I have to do this little routine so I won't go crazy and you won't think I am going crazy."
What in the world. ~Jasper, Rose thought at the same time.
oh this is going to be funny. thanks Bella for the entertainment. ~Esme
When everyone was settled on the couch, Emmett began to dance in his dress singing I am a little teapot.
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout:
Tip me over
and pour me out!
When he finished everyone busted out laughing including Esme.
Good one Bella, I can't believe he actually did that ~Alice & Edward thought
Hopefully he will be back to normal after this. ~ Rose thought
Somehow I have a feeling Bella, Esme, Edward and Alice had something to do with this but I am not going to say anything aloud, let them have their fun. I will find out eventually. ~Jasper.
Ok Em I am satisfied. I won't bug you anymore. I promise your free to live your life in peace.
Finally, I am free of whoever was harassing me. ~Emmett
"Ok guys I am going to hunt be back in a couple of hours."
"I will with you." Said Rose
"Me too." Said Esme, Alice & Jasper said at the same time making them laugh
As soon as they left. Edward turned to me.
"Know that was entertaining. Hopefully we could do that again but you will have to come up with better things. He will know your gift soon enough"
"I am sure I will come up with things to bug Em with."
"Now where were we before we decided to play a trick on Emmett?"
With that he began kissing me until we made love for several hours before it was time for me to take a nap before the baseball game.
