The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 33 That's Fucked Up

The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors were at their base having just read the latest chapter of Naruto.

"Fuck Sasuke," lulamaemobster said. "How could he fuckin' kill Karin?"

"I wonder if there are anymore Sasuke fans out there," Adngo 714 said.

"There can't be," ravercozy said. "Look at how he treats women, he knocks out a twelve year old Sakura and leaves her on a park bench for God know what to happen to her, then he killed Karin just because she got caught by Danzo."

"I could see doing that to Sakura because she would've stopped his revenge before it started," Kage Bijuu said. "But he wouldn't have even got to that point if it wasn't for Karin who had to heal his bitch ass twice."

"If Sasuke was real and standing right here," Blame Truth said. "I'd beat the shit out of him right now."

"Hell, yeah," Chewie Cookies said.

"I just hope Naruto gets his head out of his ass and does what he needs to do when Sasuke gets to the Leaf Village," Uzumakie said.

"Her name was Karin, her name was Karin," lulamaemobster chanted in memory. "Her name was Karin, her name was Karin."

The rest of them joined in the chant, they didn't know it but so did Rose Tiger and Legend of Namikaze Naruto at their respective locations. The chant even spread to The Legendary League of Fan Fiction Writers then to the Onemanga dot com forum, then to adultswim dot com forum until the entire anime and manga world was chanting.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Sakura's Turn

Sakura dragged Naruto to Tsunade's place of business where she had a room set up for the both of them, as it happened, he saw his mother collecting her winnings.

"Hey, mom," Naruto said.

"No time for that," Sakura said throwing him into the room.

She locked the door and watched him bent over trying to get up.

"So, you're going to tease me, are you?"

In a blink of an eye, he was in her face with his fox-like grin.

"I don't tease," he said grabbing her by the hair.

He jammed his tongue down her throat, it turned her on a little but she had other plans and pushed him to the bed.

"I'm running this show."

She climbed into the bed with him and slapped him as he got back up. He finally got the idea and let her take over, she took his shirt off and started dripping hot candle wax on his chest.

"Ah," he said.

He started to notice that he enjoyed the feel of the heat on his chest, until he was surprised by another feeling on his chest. He looked down to find a metal clamp on his nipple.

"What the fuck is this?" he asked losing his fox-like grin.

"I learned this from one of the girls here when I was training as a dominatrix," Sakura said. "I'll take it off if you don't like it."

"Hold on, I didn't say I didn't like it, you just sprung it on me."

"Don't worry, you just need a safety word when you want me to stop."

"Well, the safety words gonna be 'Get the fuck off of me, you crazy bitch!'"

"Okay," she said giving him a kiss.

She put another clamp on his other nipple and held him down to start kissing him all over, he got another shock as he felt a bite on his shoulder.

"Harder," he said.

She bit down harder until she broke his skin and drew blood, something else came out as she swallowed some of the fox's chakra and started coughing.

"Are you okay?" he asked concerned.

"Yeah," she said as her voice straightened out.

She regained her composure but felt something strange come over her, she began to grin at Naruto like a fox.

"What's that look?" he asked seeing that face for the first time on someone else.

She didn't say anything as she looked at him like a predator closing in on its prey, before he knew it, she had snatched his pants and underwear off and took his member in her hands.

"Hey, hey, careful with that, you can't hurt that."

She climbed on top of him and put him inside of her grinning, he started moaning along with her as she had her way with him and rode him hard and fast. The fox's influence over her caused her not to even notice the pain of having her barrier broken by Naruto. She kissed him again before biting him and scratching him all over until she let out a roar as they both came. He could see from the feral look in her eyes that she wasn't finished with him. They came back down a few hours later to applause from Tsunade's employees and some of the customers which included Hiruzen as they heard them.

"I didn't know you had in you, kid," he said clapping. "Well, I guess it's in her now."

Naruto headed home after walking Sakura to hers and found a surprise, he now had a sister.

"What's her name," he asked his parents as he held her.

"Minako," Kushina said counting her winnings.

"Where'd you get all that money from, mom?" Naruto asked. "You were at that parlor, you win a bet?"

"Yeah, I bet on, uh, when you'd get back."

"Oh."

"Never mind that," Minato said still annoyed at losing. "Tomorrow, we start your training."

"Right, I'm going to be training tomorrow, sis," Naruto said playing with her.

"Trayny?" she asked.

"That's right, that's good, Minako" Minato said.

Naruto decided that he should head out to the village to she what was new, as he walked through the village, he found Sasuke with Ino.

"Sasuke, Bitch."

"What's up?" Sasuke answered.

"Fuck off, Naruto," Ino said.

"Hey, is your mom still hot?" Naruto asked.

"Not as hot as yours."

"Well, she's certainly hotter than Ino."

"Fuck you," Ino said angrily.

"I'm not into older chicks."

"That's it, Mind Transfer Jutsu!"

Ino entered his mind but quickly exited before she was attacked by the Nine Tailed Fox.

"What the hell was that?" she asked.

"Never you worry, just tell your family about it the next time they want to try me. So, what's new around here?"

"Well, the Sand Village is on our side now," Sasuke answered.

"What the fuck, how'd that happen?"

"Apparently, Orochimaru killed the Kazekage and they came groveling back," Ino answered.

"Damn it," Naruto said. "I was looking forward to fighting Gaara again."

"Yeah, he's the Kazekage now," she added.

"What else is new?" Naruto asked.

"Well, it seems like something big is about to go down soon," Sasuke said.

"What do you mean?"

"My dad's been a little on edge lately and the village has been beefing up security."

At the hokage tower, Tsunade was meeting with the highest ranking shinobi in the village.

"As you all know, the time is nigh," she said. "The Akatsuki will be making their move anytime now."

"Well, I can pretty much guarantee that Kisame's gonna die," Zabuza said sharpening the Decapitating Knife. "What about you, Haku?"

"It doesn't matter," Haku said. "Anyone that gets in your way must perish."

"I guess that's two I can count on," Tsunade said. "What about the rest of you slack asses, are we going to let the motherless fucks take us out?"

"How will we know them?" Guy... "Didn't I tell you before?"

Sorry.

"How will we know them?" A Guy Named Might asked. "That's better."

"According to Jiraiya, they dress even worse than you do. They wear long black cloaks with red clouds floating on them and large hats with bells hanging from the brim."

"Shit," A Guy Named Might said. "They can dress."